Nike Camouflage Shirts – The Jersey Shore Rejoices

Source – Nike

For a measly $30 you’ll be fist pumping and on your way to getting your GTL (Gym Tan Laundry) on something proper.  Just make sure to order yours at least 2 sizes too small… trust me when I say that you definitely want to show the world how jacked you are.

I hate useless stylized military crossover designs… it’s embarrassing to say the least.


Comments

15 responses to “Nike Camouflage Shirts – The Jersey Shore Rejoices”

  1. Dumbpollok Avatar
    Dumbpollok

    I’d buy the white camo if they used that pattern for a ski jacket and pants. Yes, I am from the Jersey shore, no I do not fist pump or fake bake. Here’s another for all of us in this community. Who wears military camo regularly?

    1. Military types…

      1. bikeman Avatar

        Only when it’s the required duty uniform… (aka almost every day)

  2. Dillankid Avatar
    Dillankid

    I’m a non-Jersey Shore hick from southern Ohio…but I would wear these on a daily run or maybe as a rash guard for grappling (they look like the right material at least)…

  3. A shirt like this would be perfect to complement a “jagerbamb” and a “new f***in’ haircut”. If you don’t know what I’m referencing, look it up. The benefit of wearing the white shirt is even if you aren’t tan, you might be darker than the shirt.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      hahah no doubt Matthew. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUhOvJOVetg is another one of my favorites, so many good lines.

  4. If they made one with raglan cut sleeves, and longer in the back, it would make kind of a cool cycling jersey.

  5. Priest Avatar

    well, I am an army SPC, and while I like ranger up shirts and the like, I sorta thought this was pretty cool. Half military, half video game sort of thing. Not going to pay that price, though.

  6. Perturbo Avatar
    Perturbo

    It sort of like a patern of snake skin to me, I would not really call it camoflage. It really does not break up the shape of person wearing it.

    It is kind of a cool design.

  7. That one guy Avatar
    That one guy

    I cant say much about the shirts, but this much i know. That’s the sort of clothing only scrumptious men wear :P

    1. Dillankid Avatar
      Dillankid

      Now I will never wear one or anything similar…

      1. That one guy Avatar
        That one guy

        But the wemminz will want you if you do :C

        1. Dillankid Avatar
          Dillankid

          lol

  8. TomcatTCH Avatar
    TomcatTCH

    I wear the white one for trail riding, but not for $30.

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