Nike Camouflage Shirts – The Jersey Shore Rejoices

Source – Nike

For a measly $30 you’ll be fist pumping and on your way to getting your GTL (Gym Tan Laundry) on something proper.  Just make sure to order yours at least 2 sizes too small… trust me when I say that you definitely want to show the world how jacked you are.

I hate useless stylized military crossover designs… it’s embarrassing to say the least.



Dumbpollok July 11, 2011 at 03:46 am

I’d buy the white camo if they used that pattern for a ski jacket and pants. Yes, I am from the Jersey shore, no I do not fist pump or fake bake. Here’s another for all of us in this community. Who wears military camo regularly?


DB327 July 11, 2011 at 05:55 am

Military types…


bikeman July 11, 2011 at 05:13 pm

Only when it’s the required duty uniform… (aka almost every day)


Dillankid July 11, 2011 at 07:22 am

I’m a non-Jersey Shore hick from southern Ohio…but I would wear these on a daily run or maybe as a rash guard for grappling (they look like the right material at least)…


Matthew July 11, 2011 at 07:43 am

A shirt like this would be perfect to complement a “jagerbamb” and a “new f***in’ haircut”. If you don’t know what I’m referencing, look it up. The benefit of wearing the white shirt is even if you aren’t tan, you might be darker than the shirt.


ENDO-Mike July 11, 2011 at 03:22 pm

hahah no doubt Matthew. is another one of my favorites, so many good lines.


Josh July 11, 2011 at 06:44 pm

If they made one with raglan cut sleeves, and longer in the back, it would make kind of a cool cycling jersey.


Priest July 11, 2011 at 09:08 pm

well, I am an army SPC, and while I like ranger up shirts and the like, I sorta thought this was pretty cool. Half military, half video game sort of thing. Not going to pay that price, though.


Perturbo July 11, 2011 at 11:52 pm

It sort of like a patern of snake skin to me, I would not really call it camoflage. It really does not break up the shape of person wearing it.

It is kind of a cool design.


That one guy July 12, 2011 at 02:52 am

I cant say much about the shirts, but this much i know. That’s the sort of clothing only scrumptious men wear :P


Dillankid July 12, 2011 at 07:46 am

Now I will never wear one or anything similar…


That one guy July 12, 2011 at 11:15 pm

But the wemminz will want you if you do :C


Dillankid July 13, 2011 at 11:33 am



TomcatTCH July 12, 2011 at 12:48 pm

I wear the white one for trail riding, but not for $30.


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