The complete home defense package:
Bonus that you get that good looking dog for free.
Free Dog With Gun Purchase
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This is how you market guns. With a free muddafuckin animal or toy or candy.
I would buy a glock for the candy.
No. Noooooope. No sale. Yellow labs are the P22 of dogs.
Whats wrong with P22s, or Golden Retrievers for that matter?
ahhahaha. Yea I’d prefer a German Shepherd too, but what can you do.
You dont want a german shepherd. Unless you train them they’re big, stupid, and refuse to shut up. Sweetest dogs ever, but do you really want to get clobbered every time you get home, or go up and down stairs, or in and out the back door?
Get a Lab. Or a wiener dog. Or a pitbull. Or a bulldog. Something loving that wont beat your ass out of excitement xD
Yes, pitbulls… sweetest dogs ever. They never cause any problems.
It’s all in how you raise em. Do it right and they’re the sweetest things ever.
What if I got a wiener dog german shepherd cross? :P
It would probably eat itself
Okay…… I see where you are going with this offer…… but what if a I buy an NFA weapon? Do you throw in some high capacity magazines and a dog house or kennel fence?
If you buy an NFA weapon, you sealed the dog’s fate. The ATF will come shoot it and sprinkle cocaine all over your house.
The sign should’ve said “Buy a gun and I’ll give you my wife. Or just take her. I don’t care.”
Your comment reminds me of “Big bill Hell’s” on Youtube. lol
“Free gun with purchase of wife.”
“Please pick up your brass and dog poop after range use.”
Buy a gun , get a free dog or get a free wife.
No thanks. But how about a free ATV?
Quint: *In my experience* both are finicky, prone to chronic health problems, and generally not worth the money spent on them. Additionally every yellow lab I’ve ever met is dumber than a box of hammers, I assume due to generations of inbreeding to keep them “pure”.
Also please note that a yellow lab (pictured) is not the same thing as a golden retriever. I fuckin’ love retrievers.
Where can i purchase said box of hammers? I mean, a whole box? Stacked with hammers inside? HAMMERS IN BULK? Screw spitting at the cars from that overpass jeff, we’ve got HAMMERS to throw instead! LOTS OF THEM!
Sell some of em too. To kids, convicts, everyday family men…. it’s like a drug xD
just train the dog to pick up brass!
and bring the target to you!
and you’re set!