Blackwater Video Game

ROFL.. not sure if serious:

Combining Xbox360 Kinect with a game like this is basically a recipe to create the ultimate mall ninja.  The guy in the video is so into it, he reminds me of the Hardcore Video Game Weapon Nerd, except this dude gives off a creepy rapist vibe.

Prediction:  If it’s accurate to real life, players will run amuck without any common sense game constraints (Grand theft auto style) where you can do the grimiest things, this will gain mainstream media attention and soon after they will rename the game to Xe and sweep it under the rug.  Oh yea and in the process the U.S. government will be billed hundreds of millions of dollars.

The official Blackwater game website – HERE

I guess it is real, because you can pre-order it for $50 (October 25, 2011 delivery) – HERE



Ross October 19, 2011 at 12:08 am

I like how the website uses an image of an ammo can that says “Blank” with cartridges that look like… .45-70?

I don’t remember the recent history around Blackwater, but I recall Xe is gone and the Blackwater name was bought and whored out to no end. Like to a video game studio.

But honestly, a shooter with a rating of “Teen”? Pass.


matt October 19, 2011 at 12:25 am

Xe/Blackwater is still around. The only thing that changed is Price left the organization.


Poppy October 19, 2011 at 12:42 am


The game WILL NOT play this way, a shooter requires too much fine, precise control to be converted to a Kinect FPS. And an on-rails one at that. This ad is LIES.


Punish3r October 19, 2011 at 01:21 am

ROFL think I’ll skip this one..


bima86 October 19, 2011 at 03:39 am

go to the website and go to the “tactical” section, then you can see the actual game being played.. (I’m skipping this game)


Ryo Ohki October 19, 2011 at 08:26 am

That’s not the BlackWater I know, The guys I got exposed to spent their time gluing quarters to the ground in front of the building and chuckling as people try to pick them up. (Maby they will release a jackass mod)


David October 19, 2011 at 08:47 am

really?…. ridiculous. great recruiting tool though.


Jwhite October 19, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Oh so lame… The graphics are crap, the game play is probably boring. The most likely left out the douchebag contractors wearing affliction shirts and doing roids all day while drinking muscle milk brah!

As for Mall Ninja… reminds me of that one kid who plays exactly like this dude in the commercial, but at an arcade.. Did you post something about that??? I dont recall… one sec..

here it is…

bwahahaha…. So lame.


Frank October 19, 2011 at 02:45 pm

+1 to rapist vibe.


Dave October 27, 2011 at 02:40 am

1. Go to this page:

2. Scroll to the bottom.

3. lol


Alexthegreater November 20, 2011 at 11:13 pm

In b4 somebody kicks a hole in there TV playing this.



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