Letting Britney Spears Still Make Music Is What’s Criminal

Ugh what can I say about Britney Spears that’s hasn’t already been said about herpes:

There was some controversy in London where it was filmed.   Not because the song and video is a piece of shit, but because of the gun use in it (huge surprise).

The amount of product placement in the video is astonishing.   What a complex story line too… boyfriend is a dick and gets punched out by a “criminal” (obligatory greasy hair, knuckle tattoos, huge back; neck and chest tattoos) who Britney decides to shack up with.


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20 responses to “Letting Britney Spears Still Make Music Is What’s Criminal”

  1. @ 4:47 that is some serious chicken wing on the far right.

  2. meh… she’s attractive… that’s it.

    1. I dunno, the thought that having sex with her would probably cause my dick to quit and runaway is a major turn-off for me.

  3. As has been stated before, and must be repeated again:

    hatersgonnahate.jpg

    She is smoking hot in this.

    1. Crunkleross Avatar
      Crunkleross

      True she is smoking hot and everyone of the basement dwellers would hit it in a second if given a chance, in fact they are probably hitting “it” right now LOL
      [img] http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/i%27d%20hit%20it/grand/stewie_would_hit_gif.gif [/image]

  4. For a second there, I had my hopes up that she might be dead. But apparently British cops can’t hit the broad side of a barn with automatic weapons. Bummer.

    1. That’s what happens when you get less trigger time in your life than the average American rural 11 year old.

  5. Jess Banda Avatar
    Jess Banda

    The only “Criminal” thing about this song is how crappy it is

  6. Theblackknight Avatar
    Theblackknight

    So Brit carries AIWB? +1

  7. Is she gonna shave her head again?

  8. I’d hit it, because I ♥ vagina more than I love the approval of gasbag interweb snipers. She’s a pretty girl. It’s not like she’s got a hunch back or leprosy, and the insinuations of VD are just childish speculation.

    Sure the music stinks, and yes the singing is uninteresting, but then my wife can’t sing or dance, and I have no problem doing spousal aerobics with her. It’s all good fun.

  9. Ryo Ohki Avatar

    Louisiana would not be proud. (-_-)

    1. It’s quite an achievement in and of itself to be able to bring Louisiana to a new low. I would count that as a compliment.

      1. Louisiana.

        1. Louisiana?

          1. Louisiana!

  10. meh. it’s just some new version of “why do good girls like bad boys?”.

  11. Yeh right like you horn dogs wouldn’t hit that bull shit. I’d hit it like this..

  12. So… in Britain, if you rob a convince store, half a dozen or so police officers will show up at your house and do a full auto mag dump?
    Hm.