Ritz Cracker Thrower – PULL! *nom nom nom*

Because shooting clays aren’t optimally fragile, and don’t biodegrade fast enough:

A mere $24.95 to be the laughing stock of all your friends.

Check out the cracker thrower website to place your order – HERE (I seriously hope this cracker thrower site was created solely as a joke to drive traffic to their “real” site.)

It would be funnier yet if it was one of those tension fit C shaped throwers like they make for clays.  I swear I broke 95% of the clays I ever tried to throw with mine with that thing.  Now I just have a cheap Champion thrower that I feel is going to release early and hit me in the crotch every time I try to load it.

Hat tip: Brian



Hizenburg November 18, 2011 at 01:34 am

I know that feeling about the thrower about to let go and get ya. But can I use this to lure in birds to shoot the birds? Or is that considered baiting and not legal?

tailypoe November 18, 2011 at 01:52 am

seems like it would attract hella rats.

Jeff November 18, 2011 at 06:03 am

Dude, buy 3 or more for $23.95.
How could you not want to buy them now?

Josh November 18, 2011 at 03:18 pm

buy 3 or more for $23.95

False advertising. I put in a quantity of 100 on the order form, and it wanted to charge me $23.95 EACH. What a bunch of horseshit.

Mark November 18, 2011 at 08:10 am

I was given one of these as a joke gift. Never used it. Don’t even know where it is now…

Jesse November 18, 2011 at 08:54 am

It may seem like a joke, but I’ve had one for years and it actually works pretty well. Super cheap to shoot at, and difficult to hit.

I think mine cost about $5, so I didn’t feel bad buying it.

spencer wade November 18, 2011 at 09:03 am

The handheld throwers for clays is the best way to shoot. its easy to throw them in any direction, fast or slow. I love the handheld throwers and have never broke a single clay while trying to load it. it beats the hell outta loading the big ass spring thrower. we load up four of em and throw them as fast as we can for the shooter.

Aaron November 18, 2011 at 09:51 am

The biodegradeable aspect probably is less about being politically correct as it is about possibly justifying not cleaning up the crumbs – birds, squirrels and decay will take care of them quickly. I’m not advocating in any way that shooters should leave their detritus behind after shooting, but I would think that cracker remnants would go away on their own PDQ.
Someone on THR suggested gluing a bunch of them onto a regular target backer. Some ranges won’t let you shoot at freestanding targets put on the ground. Or any sort of explosive reacting target. Apparently these blow apart pretty satisfactorily – so you can meet the requirements of “nothing on the ground, nothing explodey” while putting some variety into your shooting.

032125 November 18, 2011 at 02:50 pm

All of the squirrels at the range are backed up as hell now; do they make a matching ExLax flinger?

Crunkleross November 18, 2011 at 04:04 pm

I’m so glad I read further and found it wasn’t some kind of Black Panther assault weapon.

Aaron November 18, 2011 at 04:37 pm

It could be a Grey Panther assault weapon…I mean, what a great way for geriatric patients to rebel against the crap served to them during “4pm snacktime.”

KPete November 18, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Somewhere lots of black folks are laughing themselves silly. :-)

Hizenburg November 21, 2011 at 12:55 am

this would be soo much fun to have at a party and just start cracking people in the head with ritz. “hey want a ritz?” “sure” CRACK “What the hell man?” LOL

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