Guy Accidentally Bayonets Flat Screen TV

Wow this sucks for him:


Somehow I doubt  bayonet damage is covered by the manufacturer’s warranty.
 Maybe if he paid with a credit card recently though he might be covered?

Those long bayonets are deadly for so many reasons. :P

Any of you ever have a funny gun accident that ended up costing you money?


Comments

34 responses to “Guy Accidentally Bayonets Flat Screen TV”

  1. Other than the fact that I have an identical bayonet lodged in the ceiling of my closet, not really. Judging by the way that thing’s in there, I’d say the rifle could hang from it too.

  2. To correct myself, it did for a few minutes…it turned out to be both easier and more comical to remove the rifle from the bayonet than the bayonet from the ceiling.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha nice.

  3. - the grammer Nazi Avatar
    – the grammer Nazi

    re the title (on youtube)

    The bayonet does not own the $3000 TV and thus should not read “bayonet’s”. If one is insisting on using the word as a verb, one would say “bayoneted” or “bayoneting”, adding a ‘s’ without a apostrophe only makes the word plural eliminating the ability to use the word in simple present tense. If one further insists on the fat man existing in the video in present tense (which we can all agree is counterintuitive because the action has already happened) then we’d have to use the present progressive tense is the fat man is bayoneting the TV.

    1. GrammAr Nazi, surely. Avatar
      GrammAr Nazi, surely.

      *cough*

    2. Wrong, don’t ever comment on grammar again.

      Verb conjugations: -nets , -neting , -neted , -nets , -netting , -netted
      3. ( tr ) to stab or kill with a bayonet

      — Collins English Dictionary: Complete & Unabridged 10th Edition

      1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

        Checkmate! Nice one Kenny.

        1. Ha!

  4. Oddly enough I have a strange phobia of doing this exact thing to my TV. However I was smart enough to not spend $3000 on it.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Yea in 2011 $3000 buys a heck of a TV. It looked like a run of the mill large LCD.. but I guess it could have been one of the higher end ones.

      1. $3000 buys a heck of a TV

        Well, the guy’s probably overweight because he spends all his free time in front of that TV. If you’re going to spend all your time there, might as well go all out on it!

  5. Sometimes I de-cock my pistols at the TV. Hopefully the de-cocker won’t fail me… Or else I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

  6. Oh shit, thats Wings. He’s actually a pretty cool guy. Fucking funny though. Pretty sure ever mosin owner has a hole somewhere in their house due to that bayonet.

  7. Meant every… Typo.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      hahah totally… great meme.

  8. spencer wade Avatar
    spencer wade

    I pulled up to my house one night in the farm truck and there was a possum in the yard so i grabbed my mini14 from the passenger seat ( never leave home without it ) and stuck it out the window. I used the door for a rest and could see the possum in my scope at the end of my head lights. i pull the trigger and the possum runs off unphased. the next morning I get up to help my dad work cattle and he backs the trailer up to the corral and gets out of the truck. And i completely forgot what i did the night before made the comment, what the hell did you do to the drivers rearview mirrior ( the glass was shattered and their was i bullet hole throu it. ) then it dawned on me. the scope was on target but the barrel was blocked. my dad remembered hearing the gun shot too. 375 dollars later im more attentivive when shooting from the truck.

    1. overkill556x45 Avatar
      overkill556x45

      Saw a guy shoot through the roof of his Camaro with an AR doing a similar thing. Opened a door to rest the gun and thought his muzzle was above the roof. Wrong.

      1. Ernest Young Avatar
        Ernest Young

        Watched my redneck neighbors shoot a hole though the floorboard of a car (being douches).
        I just happened to look out the kitchen window at the right time (was waiting on my ramen to finish cooking).

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha that’s pretty funny. The $375 would have hurt though!

  9. glock 22 – $586

    box of .40 – $20

    neglegent discharge into your scrotum – $4362.86

    having your nuts click when you walk cuz they’re fake – priceless

  10. NikonMikon Avatar

    What a fucking DIPSHIT

    1. The video could be a fake for all we know, since we don’t actually see the tv in working order before it is messed up.

      1. NikonMikon Avatar

        Maybe so, but seriously he looks like the average 91/30 owner.

  11. Fucking Wings of Redemption!

  12. I responded to a call one where a guy sitting on a toilet in a public restroom was playing with his gun (no pun intended) and it discharged (again, no pun). The .45 caliber bullet went through the stall door and into a commercial hand dryer. I think the damage estimate was $1500.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha that’s embarrassing. Maybe that’s why I don’t see most guys wash their hands after they take a leak in a public restroom… a worry of stray stall bullets.

  13. spencer wade Avatar
    spencer wade

    funny story with the unintended puns

  14. I hate learning things the hard way.

  15. PLASMA MAKES THE GRASS GROW!

  16. mlk18 – your non intended puns are priceless.

  17. Cleaning my .45, forgot that the barrel bushing was under spring tension and I let off on the bushing wrench too soon. SPROING, bushing goes flying straight straight into the TV, spiderweb cracks all down the right lower side and big crater in the glass. It looked like his, but I still watched it for a few months before getting rid of it because I’m a cheap POS.

  18. The self proclaimed grammAr nazi for the win!

  19. its real the TV was working during the stream, he was playing MW3 on the TV. and someone in the comments asked to see his mosin ( you can also see a video of him blowing it up on his YT channel )