Guido Gangster Duckface Criminal Son Of Councilwoman – Facebook Gun Sale

And gets busted hardcore.  Fuggitaboutit! At least his hair, white sunglasses, and watch are fresh.  The tightly manicured goatee, duckface, and peace fingers are the icing on the cake:

Salinas, CA – Police said they believe Gabriel Reyes, 23, of Salinas, is a criminal street gang member, and he was selling the gun to benefit his gang.   His mother is Councilwoman Gloria De La Rosa, who represents District 4 and has served on the Salinas City Council for more than a decade.

Full Story – HERE

AAAHAHHAHAHahhaa… NOT ideal.  Best picture in the world though.

And just when you thought the story couldn’t get any more awesome, the gun you see pictured left is a hi-point!  Pure gold.

Comes with “food” too.  I’ll have to remember that one.

After his mom pays his bail, I bet he’s going to have to empty the dishwasher and take the dog on more walks to try to pay her back.


Hat tip: Edwardo



Mel_Guns March 14, 2012 at 12:25 am

R O F L I saw the title on my phone and it made me choke on my own spit and then I saw the picture and lost it.

Kudos, now everyone that was in the movie theater lobby thinks I have issues.


Sivl32 March 14, 2012 at 12:37 am

$500!!! what kind of food is he selling with the gun, gold leaf truffles?


Vhyrus March 14, 2012 at 12:50 am

The only crime is trying to get half a grand for a fucking HI POINT 380!


AKMSF March 14, 2012 at 01:13 am



Punish3r March 14, 2012 at 01:17 am

What a retard.. I do love the gangsta duckface im sure Tupac would throw up if he where still alive


Vhyrus March 14, 2012 at 02:29 am

Tupac wouldnt have time to throw up. He would be too busy busting a cap in this poser’s ass while fucking his sister and/or mother and smoking a blunt…. at the same time.


Rob July 8, 2018 at 05:41 pm

Fuck u bitch I know dude im sure he will bite your fookin face off


flowmaster March 14, 2012 at 07:42 am

Yeah, Tupac is alive. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tupac capped this dude.

Those guns go for $150 brand new around here. Are they even on the California DOJ approved list of guns? Something tells me Mr. Guido here was trying to do a private sale of a handgun which isn’t very legal in Commiefornia.

This guy should stick to what he does best: Fistpumping at the club and drinking Jagerbambz.


Raph84 March 14, 2012 at 07:23 am

FYI this is the same council woman who reported her Ak (or SKS…she wasn’t sure) stolen a few weeks ago…wonder where that disappeared to


Matt G. March 14, 2012 at 04:25 pm

Lol I thought so when I read the name. That’s just perfect, shows exactly what kind of worthless lowlifes are in Cali government.


AKMSF March 14, 2012 at 04:47 pm

From the article: “AK-47/SKS assault rifle stolen from her home — the mere possession of which is a felony”.

This world is so full of stupid, I guess they just hire hobos off the street to write for newspapers now, and pay them in booze.


Larry March 14, 2012 at 09:22 am

lulz what an idiot, good times, i hope he gets jail time lol, morons..


ozwald March 14, 2012 at 10:20 am

don’t hi-points run sub $250?


ENDO-Mike March 14, 2012 at 11:34 am

hahaha yes


Vhyrus March 14, 2012 at 11:06 am

If this is what gang members look and act like nowadays I feel a lot safer.


ENDO-Mike March 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

No kidding. It’s like some “West Side Story” stuff. I wonder if hes a “Shark” or a “Jet”?


Dom March 14, 2012 at 03:41 pm

I’m confused what law did he break?


ENDO-Mike March 14, 2012 at 04:58 pm

According to the article he’s a criminal gang member. Interesting also how a rifle went “missing” from his moms house in January.


danielthelion March 14, 2012 at 09:48 pm

you know he is gangster… he’s taking the picture in the bathroom.. duh thats what all gangsters do..


DanTheViking March 15, 2012 at 12:11 am

It’s not like you could buy a new CZ75B with some Food for that much or anything.


Jeff March 15, 2012 at 10:01 am

Wow, 500 for a Hi point……


Dom March 15, 2012 at 10:04 am

As a Italian American I take offence to you calling a mexican a guido.


Frank March 15, 2012 at 11:32 am


That’s funnier than the 500 price tag for a hi-point.


ENDO-Mike March 15, 2012 at 11:51 am

LOL he’s impersonating one!


JWhite March 15, 2012 at 03:26 pm

Found his number…


If anyone wants to call him up and let him know his Hi-Point aint worth more than $125 NIB +Tax/DROS/FFL

Oh.. wait.. is he really trying to sell it like black-market style? Wow… What pisses me off even more… His mother is a councilwoman. Doesn’t surprise me. I hate this state.


Dom March 15, 2012 at 03:31 pm

how did you get that? doesn’t do much without the area code.


Punish3r March 16, 2012 at 01:29 am

Its not hard to find it I was on his facebook page in minutes and his phone number is on it as well.. Dom it isn’t hard bro.


Punish3r March 16, 2012 at 01:30 am

BTW he loves the show “Operation Repo” lol


Austin March 16, 2012 at 03:19 pm

Mike, those aren’t “peace fingers.”


ENDO-Mike March 16, 2012 at 03:26 pm

Yea I suppose it’s some gang sign? The Fancy Westside Guidos? :P


east side May 24, 2012 at 11:55 pm

Fuck all ya’ll thats my homie….players fuck up! all you fuckers can suck a big fat DICK!!!!!


blazeblah January 15, 2013 at 10:37 am

old, but the “food” is most likely ammo
he was looking for someone more of a wannabe gangsta than him to pay $500 for that p.o.s.

here, guns cost less on the black market, I still don’t understand the logic.

BTW I don’t own any guns, but have seen a few.



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