5.11 Tactical Week – Giveaway #1

All week, the awesome people over at 5.11 Tactical are hooking up lucky readers with some sweet gear.   In case you didn’t already know, 5.11 creates superior products for law enforcement, military and firefighting professionals.

Giveaway #1 is your choice of ONE of these three blades:

Scout Folding Knife

  • AUS 8 blade steel
  • 3.5 flat grind plain edge Spear Point blade
  • Blade-Tech® V-Hole in blade for easy, quick deployment
  • Subdued Black oxide coating on blade and all hardware
  • 4.75 closed, 8.25 open
  • Liner lock construction-Nested 420-J2 heat-treated stainless steel liners
  • Comfortably-shaped G10 Scales (.08 thick)
  • Removable reversible clip allows four carry position options
  • Lanyard hole
  • Heavy-Duty pivot post and screw with Torx®fasteners
  • Torx® wrench included for carry clip adjustment
  • Mike Vellekamp design

The Scout Folding Knife is a workhorse folder with a standard blade size. Its ergonomic, comfortable handle shape, finger choil and top spine jimping on the blade provide improved user-control. The Scout Folding Knife’s conventional spear point blade makes it perfect for your everyday carry blade, handling any task you face with ease.

Side Kick Rescue

  • AUS8 blade steel
  • Mike Vellekamp design
  • 4mm blade thickness
  • Built in belt cutter and oxygen key
  • Sheath has removable/reversible clip
  • Compatible with web platforms
  • Includes Velcro wrap for securing to boot
  • Includes breakaway neck chain

The Side Kick™ Rescue fits perfectly in your boots and built in oxygen key and belt cutter can literally be a life saver.

Side Kick Boot Knife

  • 4mm blade thickness
  • 2” combo edge modified Tanto blade
  • Subdued Black oxide coating with skeletonized handle
  • Injection molded plastic sheath for boot and dutybelt carry
  • Ambidextrous up/down/left/right options
  • Attaches to MOLLE webbing or web platform
  • Includes Allen wrench to adjust pocket depth
  • Includes break-away chain for wear as a neck knife
  • Mike Vellekamp/Blade-Tech® design
  • Length 5.5″
  • AUS 8 blade steel

The Side Kick™ is a great choice for boot or belt carry and can even be worn as a neck knife. The sheath is also MOLLE compatible.

Be sure to check out 5.11’s full line of polo shirts, cargo pants, hiking boots, and flashlights.

Giveaway Rules:

  • You must be located in the U.S.
  • Don’t be a dick (this always applies) and enter the contest if you are just planning on selling the item if you win.

How to enter:

  • Just leave ONE comment on this post completing the sentence “I need a tactical knife because…”.  Don’t reply to anyone.  More than one comment will disqualify you.  Funnier the better!  Entertain me!
  • Use a valid email address so I can contact you if you win.  Your email address will not be used for anything else but notifying you of a win.

The Draw:

  • At midnight tonight I’ll close the comments and generate a random number.  The number will correspond to the winner, who I will then contact for their mailing address.

Good luck!


Comments

315 responses to “5.11 Tactical Week – Giveaway #1”

  1. … I find myself in need of a new seatbelt cutter, one simply does not cut seatbelts without one.

  2. Carlos U. Avatar
    Carlos U.

    “I need a tactical knife because i don’t have one. Am I first?

  3. I need a tactical knife because I dont have one and all the local mall ninjas always laugh at me.

  4. Jusuchin (Military Otaku) Avatar
    Jusuchin (Military Otaku)

    I need a tactical knife because even operators need to eventually turn around, face the camera, and pull out two knives with the blades pointed down like in some dumbass anime.

  5. I need a tactical knife because my kitchen knife can’t penetrate zombie skulls.

  6. Fish0331 Avatar
    Fish0331

    I need a tactical knife because my daughters boyfriend just called me “dog”.

  7. agentorange197 Avatar
    agentorange197

    I need a tactical knife because the tape on all the shit i order isn’t going to cut itself.

  8. I need a tactical knife to butter my toast.

  9. Steve C Avatar

    I need a new tactical knife because I handed mine to a firefighter, who handed it to a firefighter, who handed it to a firefighter, who handed it to a firefighter, while I held c-spine imobilization… Ugh!

  10. Sublime-Silence Avatar
    Sublime-Silence

    I need a tactical knife because… how else am I supposed to open this damn hard plastic packaging box

  11. Tobias Avatar

    I need a new tactical knife because… my eight year old daughter can safely handle my Kershaw and I would love to have something for her to carry camping this summer.

  12. I need a tactical knife because there are many boxes that need slaying.

  13. I need a tactical knife because my strategic knife takes forever to cut thru anything.

  14. I need a tactical knife so that my girlfriend doesn’t have to buy me a new one for my birthday

  15. id love a tac knife to compliment my H&K carry!!

  16. I need a tactical knife I can never find an oxygen key when I need one.

  17. Panda One-One Avatar
    Panda One-One

    I need a tactical knife because I face public shame/humiliation on multiple fronts, the military organization I work for is far too poor (so they claim) to hand out anything other than Gerber E-Z outs – I also recently acquired a Benchmade folder (from said organization because I griped enough) that I can no longer carry due to the fact that all Benchmade products have a butterfly logo on them. This alone is not all that bad but when folded it appears there is a tramp stamp on your knife….. I don’t need a knife that gets around on it’s own. We can tell from *Steve C that they get “reissued” easily enough.

    ***Long comments always win!!! I read that somewhere….

  18. i need a tactical knife because i’m a super hero.

  19. I recently visited 5.11 HQ and its an awesome facility!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      I watched your vid! Pretty sick plate carrier with the molle-velcro. I want one!

  20. USSMunkfish Avatar
    USSMunkfish

    I need a tactical knife because my AK bayonet just aint tactical enough for tactical maintenance operations.

  21. I need a tactical knife because always ned moar tacticle!

  22. I need a tactical knife because my other knives don’t have enough holes in them.

  23. Jeremy Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because… My current pocket knife is not tacticool enough.

  24. Vhyrus Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because….. I carry a Taurus?

  25. Jerald Ard Avatar
    Jerald Ard

    I need a tactical knife because they don’t make a tactical bludgeon.

  26. Gophernator Avatar
    Gophernator

    I need a tactical knife because there’s no better way to skin a gopher. Not that you’d want to. They taste like shit and the pelts only go for about fifty cents down at the Wagon Wheel trailer park. But it pays the ammo bills.

  27. Brandon Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because a regular knife just doesn’t do the job. I mean seriously, the black color on the blade and obnoxious handle shape makes all the difference! How else am I supposed to perform my day to day activities of tacticool mall ninja jobs?

  28. Prime20 Avatar

    I need a Tactical Knife because my current knife is no where near tactical enough, it only has 2 picitanny rails, one of them has an ACOG scope and the other has a toy train who’s caboose holds my skittles. There’s no where to put AFG! Without it i cant be a tactical tactician, who tactically operates in operations operationally nation wide.

  29. Prolepsis Avatar
    Prolepsis

    I need a tactical knife because I’m not tacticool enough.

  30. I need a tactical knife because steak knives are not cool.

  31. I need a Tactical Knife because my current 3 “tactical” knives are outdated and just too plain-looking! Every internet tactical guru out there who is worth his stuff knows that the more weird, obscure, and feature-filled a knife means it is better able to adapt to every odd situation ever!

  32. I need another knife like a whole in the head, but like guns you can never have enough….

  33. I need a Tactical Knife because I’m Ron Swanson, I would like to thank Endo Mike and 5.11 tactical for supplying me my newest weapon for my hunting trip.

  34. Trevor Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because 25 knives isn’t enough… I need another one :P

  35. hydepark Avatar
    hydepark

    I need a tactical knife because I hid my other tactical knife too tactically and now my tactical memory has failed me.

  36. I need another tactical knife for when the occupy zombies come for me, can never have enough blades to stick into undead hippies, anarchists, and Marxists!

  37. I need a tactical knife because you can never have enough blades with which to off zombies. Chuck Norris would agree with me.

  38. k.rollin Avatar
    k.rollin

    I need a tactical knife because despite being an operator who operates in operations, I lack an effective tertiary weapon.

  39. … this butter knife doesn’t go with my taclite 5.11 pants.

  40. I need a tactical knife because it would look great with my 511 Tactical Duty Kilt. Don’t laugh it’s supposed to “take breathability to a whole new level”. LOL

  41. I need a tactical knife because I can’t reach mall ninja level 3 without it and I must reach mall ninja level 3 to defeat the slushie gang.

  42. I need a tactical knife for the bugout bag I’ve made up in case of an attack by deagle packing occutards…

  43. Dean west Avatar
    Dean west

    I need a tactical knife because this one would be free

  44. Jester67 Avatar
    Jester67

    I need a tactical knife because I want to increase my effectiveness against children’s birthday piñatas.

  45. 5.11 makes good stuff!

  46. I need a tactical knife because I need a(nother) tactical knife

  47. NikonMikon Avatar
    NikonMikon

    ….zombies can strike at any minute. I must be prepared.

  48. I need a tactical knife because Bread aint gonna cut itself.

  49. I need a tactical knife because I’m a gear whore and the addiction MUST be fed…

  50. Houston Samuels Avatar
    Houston Samuels

    I need a new tactical knife because my tactical sword attracts way too may stares.

  51. I need a tactical knife because i live in a tactical world.

  52. Because you can’t enjoy tactical bacon without one!

  53. I need a tactical knife because my strategic knife is too big to carry.

  54. I need a tactical knife because I need something tactical to spread my tactical black magic spread.

  55. haneyk Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I’m afraid of Chuck Norris.

  56. J Richardson Avatar
    J Richardson

    I need a tactical knife because my other knives are lonely.

  57. I need a tactical knife because it’s easier than picking scabs.

  58. …. Because I may need a back up for my back ups back up

  59. Church Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because my girlfriend doesn’t do the dishes and dirty kitchen knives don’t do the trick.

  60. I need a tactical knife because I have to use something tactical to cut my tactical bacon.

  61. I need a tactical knife because I need something to add to my tacti-kilt.

  62. Tech666 Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because i need to fit in with everyone else.

  63. I need a tactical knife because it’s easier to carry then a tactical nuke.

  64. I need a tactical knife for on duty carry 2nd shift. The homeless have been getting rowdy again.

  65. al dutton Avatar
    al dutton

    I need a tactical knife because i cant always carry my side arm in certain places..

  66. bikeman Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because… well, I need a boot knife, does that count?

  67. Martini Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because it would make a great letter opener!

  68. ChrisM Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because…
    I haven’t bought one in a couple of months and my wife is starting to worry that I might be sick.

  69. Greg H Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I need to be tactical.

  70. I need a tactical knife because my other knife doesn’t have enough GIMPING

  71. TuxedoTshirt Avatar
    TuxedoTshirt

    I need a tactical knife because the boxes I open at work are starting to look at me funny.

  72. I need a tactical knife because…my wife says I spend too much on guns, ammo and knives. I’d love to win this knive and then sit back while she waits for the credit card bill to come in looking for the chance to bust my chops.

  73. Raph84 Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I need a backup to backup my backup 3 is one 2 is none etc etc

  74. I need a tactical because most of the time at work I can’t carry a gun, and I work on the border down here in Texas.

  75. I need a tactical knife because it’s much better than a homemade shiv.

  76. I need a tactical knife because after six years of hard service, I’ve worn out my current CRKT M21.

  77. I need a tactical knife because I need one to operate in operational environments!

  78. I need a tactical knife because all my other knives are just basic tools. I need something Tacticalish

  79. I need a tactical knife so I can post the most awesome photos/videos of me using the knife.

  80. Bill P Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because they are handy!

  81. Notperator Avatar
    Notperator

    I need a knife because…wait…what’s this? AR-15 stock on my Glock? Is that what I need? I don’t even know anymore…

  82. bigbluebird Avatar
    bigbluebird

    I need a tactical knife because mine is currently “elsewhere” due to the fact that it was needed for greater use then opening letters and packages.

  83. sarclmbr Avatar
    sarclmbr

    I need a tactical knife because my tacticool one I bought from Sportsmen’s Guide broke…

  84. I need a tactical knife because…at any given moment I may need to cut some tactical bacon for tactical breakfast.

  85. taylor emery Avatar
    taylor emery

    I need a tactical knife to put on my tactical vest so when i drive tactical vehicles the other tactical vehicle operators will be tactically inferior… Also im stationed in Okinawa but my address is an FPO so hopefully that counts as a US Address

  86. I need a tactical knife to cut my tactical steak.

  87. I need a tactical knife because I need something when shit hits the fan.

  88. eliska Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because my other knives are merely, well, knives.

  89. John M. Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I’m unhappy with my current carry knife.

  90. I need a tactical knife because the internet tells me I can’t be tactical without one :(

  91. Rabies Avatar

    a new blade sure would be knife, haha do you get the point? dang these things write themselves.

  92. Excuse me gentlemen, I need to practice my stabbin moves.

  93. Eric Villanueva Avatar
    Eric Villanueva

    I need a tactical knife like a teenage girl needs a cellphone…I’m tactically addicted!

  94. I need a tactical knife because I don’t know when or if I will need a tactical knife.

  95. Jeremiah Avatar
    Jeremiah

    I need a tactical knife because I am a tactical operator, operating in many operations.

  96. Greekfreak Avatar
    Greekfreak

    I need a tactical knife because I can’t seem to find any of my butter knifes in the washer.

  97. JohnnyTToxic Avatar
    JohnnyTToxic

    I need a tactical knife because I still have a few empty molle loops.

  98. nimARo Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because it will make me a better person

  99. I need a tactical knife because… because I need to apply butter tactically.

  100. Sean B Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because without it I can’t tactically operate in operations.

  101. I need a tactical knife because I use them frequently at my FD job.

  102. I need a tactical knife because my tactical pants are lonely.

  103. Tim Ellwood Avatar
    Tim Ellwood

    I need a tactical knife because i need to open letters a lot

  104. I need a tactical knife because I need a tactical knife. Do I really need a reason? haha

  105. I need a tactical knife because they don’t make strategic knives.

  106. crazed Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because they will fit nicely in my knife collection

  107. I need a tactical knife because I work in a pennitentiary. Prisoners play poker games for ass. Alright, i can’t take it inside, but plenty of crooks outside too!

  108. I need a tactical knife because i need to sharpen my tactical stick.

  109. Martin Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I’m tactically challenged and anything to assist in me becoming more tactical would be a vast improvement for the benefit of the world.

  110. Keith D Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because an aural knife only sounds good.

  111. cayton Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

  112. I need a tactical Knife because of all the tactical situations i face at my desk and to tackle all that paper work.

  113. Brandon Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because…I am an operator.

  114. I need a tactical Knife because I live in Florida, and I need something to defend myself against all the crazies that are coming down here because of the Trayvon Martin lunacy. Geez, as if hanging chads and beautiful blonde bimbo teachers seducing their students wasn’t enough to get this state labeled as “Flori-DUH”…

  115. I need a tactical knife, I just need it.

  116. I need a tactical knife because… I need to preform high speed tactical openings of those copy paper boxes at work.

  117. I need a tactical Knife because I like to make my cousin have to go buy one because he has to copy everything I get

  118. I need a tactical knife because… there are things that need cutting.

  119. I need a tactical knife because…ma bread won’t butter itself

  120. Jay Sinofsky Avatar
    Jay Sinofsky

    I need a new tactical knife because lately, since my beloved Spyderco Endura disappeared, I’ve been feeling so very low speed, high drag. Even my Operator beard has lost its luster.

  121. dondrey Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because high speed low drag box opening operations are in order every day I am on the job.

  122. SPENCER WADE Avatar
    SPENCER WADE

    I need a tactical knife because my steak knife just is not doing the trick anymore. if you type KNIFE and look at it to much it becomes a very funny word.

  123. patrick Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I need to look cool to my friends

  124. I need a tactical knife because I am TACTICLEES!! the god of all things tactical (said in my best radio announcer voice)

  125. Mike B, Avatar

    I need a tactical knife to cut my tactical bacon for my tactical sandwich!

  126. dasdfdf Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because there is no way for me to open my other tactical knife box

  127. Sarcasticshrub Avatar
    Sarcasticshrub

    I need a tactical knife because anything with the word ‘tactical’, ‘SWAT’, ‘Police”, ‘Sheriff”, or made in the color black, makes me your Huckleberry… Besides, my other one broke :-(

  128. I need a tactical knife because you can never have too many tactical knives.

  129. Mr. Monaro Avatar
    Mr. Monaro

    I need a tactical knife because i look ridiculous using my tiny little Swiss army key-chain knife.

  130. Patrick J Avatar
    Patrick J

    I need a tactical knife because marcus luttrell is my hero.

  131. I need a tactical knife because i need to give one to my sister since shes jelly of all mine.

  132. GoFightNguyen Avatar
    GoFightNguyen

    I need a tactical knife because tactical bacon sandwiches aren’t going to make themselves.

  133. William McConkey Avatar
    William McConkey

    I need a tactical knife because the only other thing i’ve ever won from a contest was a Snickers hat that said “Gotta Have Nuts.” This would more than make up for that.

  134. Jordan Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because my mail is getting pretty aggressive.

  135. I need a tactical knife because I have no tactical knife to tactically cut tactical boxes tactically.

  136. I need a tactical knife because…one can never have too many knives.

  137. DaveP. Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I’m taking a road trip to Vegas and I’d look darn silly trying to take down a drug-fueled 300-pound Samoan attorney with a tactical fork. And anyway, that’s bat country.

  138. OftheArk Avatar
    OftheArk

    I need a tactical knife because the zombies are knocking on my door.

  139. I need a tactical knife because UTPD confiscated my benchmade because they thought it was an Automatic opener so now I have to spend money on a lawyer to defend myself in court against a bullsh#t charge and I don’t have a knife anymore

  140. Pliskin Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I only have one knife and its tactically challenged.

  141. Krystian Avatar
    Krystian

    I need a tactical knife because my girl’s upper lip need tactical shaving in a tacticool way.

  142. I need a tactical knife because I have nothing to hide in my boot

  143. Feanor Avatar

    I need a tactical knife in case my tactical pistol bayonet needs reloading

  144. Sam Smith Avatar
    Sam Smith

    I need a tactical knife because it’s my birthday… in a few months.

  145. I need a tactical knife because how can I be high-speed low-drag without it? It’s just impossible…

  146. Jonny B Avatar

    I need a tactical knife to go with my 5.11 tactical belt.

  147. I need a tactical knife because… My tactical kitchen knives are so dull.

  148. pikid89 Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I need a tactical knife

  149. “I need a tactical knife because I knife things tactically.”

  150. I need a tactical knife because my girlfriend appropriated mine…

  151. I need a tactical knife because I am a mall ninja…

  152. I need a tactical knife because its TactiCOOL day in the desert.

  153. I need a tactical knife because my other tactical knives my break, or disappear, or something….

  154. I need a tactical knife because these tomatoes have some serious attitude.

  155. Connor Kolacki Avatar
    Connor Kolacki

    I need a tactical knife because my babby-killing-armor-piercing-heat seaking assault clips aren’t good enough.

  156. I need a tactical knife because…my tactical fork is lonely.

  157. DeskJockey Avatar
    DeskJockey

    I need a tactical knife because…I don’t have one. And that makes me feel like less of a man, which I am feeling that I need to compensate for by buying a gigantic truck. SO, winning one of these tactical knives will save me tens of thousands of dollars in the price of the truck, plus 4 bucks a gallon in gas at 8-10 mpg.

  158. battlewagon Avatar
    battlewagon

    I need a tactical knife because my strategic knife sits at home making powerpoints all day…

  159. I need a tactical knife because karate chops arn’t always appropriate for a situation.

  160. I need a tactical knife because i want my friends to think I am cool.

  161. Inclement Avatar
    Inclement

    I need a tactical knife because how can I be a tactical operator without a knife that has tactical in the name.

  162. I need a Tactical Knife to cut things.

  163. I need a tactical knife because living without one, really just isnt living…

  164. The Other Dave Avatar
    The Other Dave

    I need a tactical knife because…well, fxhummel tells me that you can never have too many.

  165. I need a tactical knife because, frankly, derps got to herp…

  166. Jeremy Christopherson Avatar
    Jeremy Christopherson

    I need a tactical knife because my tactical fingernails need a tactical tool to clean the tactical dirt from underneath them.

  167. Phoenixsm Avatar
    Phoenixsm

    “I need a tactical knife because I lost my last one due to my forgetfulness and the TSA’s powers of observation…”

  168. petter Avatar

    I don’t need a tactical knife, oh wait, shit….

  169. Clutch Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because you can never have too many!

  170. I need a tactical knife because my bug-out bug isn’t tactical enough

  171. Austin King Avatar
    Austin King

    I need a tactical knife because I’m a sheepdog.

  172. I need a tactical knife because I can’t carry a cop.

  173. I need a tactical knife because none of my knives are matte black.

  174. I need a tactical knife because I can never find a nail clipper when i need one

  175. I need a tactical knife so I can make a sweet video that you will post on ENDO.

  176. I need a tactical knife because I live in Detroit. Enough said.

  177. Cody W Avatar

    I need a tactical knife so i can operate operationally while i operate.

  178. I need a tactical knife, but only if it comes with a rail mount, because how can it be really tactical if I can’t mount it to my AR-15.

  179. Because I have to cut zip ties all day at work

  180. I need a tactical knife to smite his ruin upon the mountain!!

  181. I need a tactical knife because somewhere out there is a terrorist in need of a circumcision!

  182. Jwhite Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because tac-black is how I roll.

  183. I need a tactical knife because just give it to me already.

  184. Jason Henderson Avatar
    Jason Henderson

    I need a tactical knife because I have an empty pocket on my 5.11 trousers!

  185. Jamie B Avatar

    I need a tactical knife so I can have something to pick the meat out of my infected ingrown toe-nail and scrape the spooge off under my desk at work… does it come pre-sanitized?

  186. B.Malloy Avatar
    B.Malloy

    I need a tatical knife so shave my tactical beard and achieve high speed low drag runs.

  187. I need a tactical knife to shank snitches!

  188. i will use it, love 5.11

  189. I need a tactical knife because… because the other 7 are lonely in the safe.

  190. Jon Simonelli Avatar
    Jon Simonelli

    I need a tactical knife because England took all of mine

  191. Andrew Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because kitchen knives never cut it in the horror movies…

    1. Andrew Avatar

      (no Pun intended)

  192. I need a tactical knife because I can’t carry my gun at the bar.

  193. Blunderbuss Avatar
    Blunderbuss

    I need a tactical knife because I need to look cool when slicing apples.

  194. Jason Simo Avatar
    Jason Simo

    I nee a tactical knife cause butter knives just dont cut it anymore

  195. chicken_finger5 Avatar
    chicken_finger5

    I need a tactical knife because tactical harsh language just doesn’t cut the mustard

  196. I need a tactical knife because I do.

  197. BBJones Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because … I get bored in my Mom’s basement and need something to make a youtube video about.

  198. I need a tactical knife because…when the zombie apocalypse goes down I’ll need something for close quarter combat!

  199. I need a tactical knife because I will look cooler when I’m cutting my nails and cuticles

  200. Ernest Young Avatar
    Ernest Young

    I need a tactical knife because I’m a switchblade collector and I could use some variety. (the only fixed blade knives I have are in the kitchen)

  201. sirkut Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because…my other knife is not a tactical.

  202. I’m not a dick =)

  203. Luke C Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because my girlfriend stole mine.

  204. ……I don’t have one.”

  205. Andy B Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because… my letter opener isn’t badass enough.

  206. I need a tactical knife because I’m trying to reach level 5 Mall Ninja.

  207. IamApostle Avatar
    IamApostle

    I need a tactical knife because I’ve got tactics that need a-knifin’…

  208. I need a tactical knife because I just do.

  209. danielthelion Avatar
    danielthelion

    I need a tactical knife because… I’m a operator that operates in operations.

  210. J. Stone Avatar
    J. Stone

    I need a tactical knife because… oooooh it’s soooo pretty! please please please!!

  211. JohnTheBaptist Avatar
    JohnTheBaptist

    I need a tactical knife because….Tactical is practical.

  212. Buckshart Avatar
    Buckshart

    i need a knife with shoulder things that go up and assault clips

  213. I need a tactical knife so i can use tactics to tactically knife things

  214. Funitis2shoot Avatar
    Funitis2shoot

    I need a tactical knife because… I need a tactical knife!
    Unless you’re my wife, then I’ll need to come up with a better answer.

  215. I need a tactical knife because mine was stolen at Riverfest.

  216. Trey M Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I need a tactical sidekick!

  217. Adam G. Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because it’s not a knife unless it says tactical in front of it!

  218. Joseph Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because my 870 isn’t practical for cutting rope.

  219. Matt G. Avatar

    I need a tactical knife to scare hippies into taking showers.

  220. Ducsauce Avatar
    Ducsauce

    Yes please!! I asked nicely, how much less of a dick can a person be??

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      A person could start by reading the entry rules haha.

  221. i need a tactical knife because my regular knife does not make me look like a boss.

  222. David Wurz Avatar
    David Wurz

    I need a tactical knife because I only have 6 magazines for my AR15

  223. I need a tactical knife because letters aren’t going to open themselves

  224. I need a tactical knife because… if I run out of ammo in the Zombie Apocalypse, it will be my last line of defense.

  225. I need a tactical knife because I like to do amateur-hour emergency surgery.

  226. I need a tactical knife because…with the multitude of knives, tactical or otherwise, I have, Ican never find a good one when needed.

  227. Andrew Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I feel empty inside without one.

  228. Kellie Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I want to cut tactical stuff!

  229. RaineAshton Avatar
    RaineAshton

    I need a tactical knife because my old lady won’t let me ‘buy’ one.

  230. I need a tactical knife because my swiss army knife is totally useless against the undead.

  231. Because I can always use a new EDC knife

  232. PBDubya Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because chicks dig it

  233. I need a tactical knife because there are many people I want to stab… tactically.

  234. I need a tactical knife because… I am a struggling medical student who aspires to eventually apply his trade to law enforcement and is currently putting together his medical/tactical set up. I could save lives with them! Especially the SideKick Rescue!

  235. I need a tactical knife because…to knife tactical things.

  236. Eviljay Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because a day without a tactical knife is like a day without sunshine…..

  237. I need a tactical knife because I want to need one.

  238. I need a tactical knife because: all the mall ninjas laugh at my case canoe knife at our monthly meetings in the food court.

  239. I need a tactical knife because you can never have enough tactical knives.

  240. I need a tactical knife because I have yet to have a boot knife.

  241. Wahmbulance Avatar
    Wahmbulance

    I need a tactical knife because I broke my non-tactical knife off in a taliban fighter.

  242. Derpis Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because…. My Swiss Army knife just doesn’t cut it.

  243. I need a tactical knife because I am an operator who needs to operate operatioNALLY TACTICAL TACTICAL OPERATIONS OPS OPERATOR TACTICOOL OPERA–whew. My tactical valve release was stuck.
    But yeah. Those are pretty sweet knives.

  244. I need a tactical knife because my wife needs one

  245. Don P. Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because a tactical knife is the definition of keeping it simple supid

  246. I need a tactical knife to open all of these tactical envelopes I have stacked on my tactical desk.

  247. I need a tactical knife because… It goes perfectly with my tactical toilet paper and tactical tooth brush!

  248. I need a tactical knife because i am too cheap to buy a new one.

  249. I need a tactical knife to open my cans of Tactical Bacon. My P-38 isn’t tactical enough (haven’t Duracoated it black or multicam yet).

  250. I need a tactical knife because I work at a National Security Training Facility!

  251. I need a tactical knife because I’m still rocking a Buck 110.

  252. Ishtacka Avatar
    Ishtacka

    I need a tactical knife because 9 knives on your person is not enough.

  253. I need a tactical knife because my tactical beard needs a tactical trim.

  254. Ls1z4me Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because my was lost in a tragic boating accident.

  255. Farmer Bob Avatar
    Farmer Bob

    Funny? Did you say funny? There’s nothing funny about needing a tactical knife! I can guaran-tee you that one day you will be faced with a life or death situation and need yourself a tactical knife. Why, even in the next few months you might find yourself at a barbecue, and with only substandard plastic cutlery with which to battle an inferior cut of poorly cooked meat, and when that day comes, son, you will bend over and kiss your 5.11 clad butt that you carry a tactical knife. That’s why I need a tactical knife. That’s why you need a tactical knife. That’s why we ALL need tactical knives.

  256. I need a tactical knife because it is better than a non-tactical knife.

  257. I need a tactical knife because my place of employment frowns on me carrying my tactical G17 with aggressive stove top stimpling.

  258. I need a tactical knife because I’m starting my new paramedic job next week and that Rescue has an O2 wrench in it!

  259. I need a tactical knife because I need a knew edc blade to protect me from hoards of liberals and hippies.

  260. I need a tactical knife because my current one isn’t cutting it.

  261. Andrew Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I have an uber-tactical flashlight/laser combo without a home.

  262. I need a tactical knife because I travel for work and a handun isn’t always a option.

  263. I need a tactical knife because I obviously do not have enough already!

  264. I need a tactical knife because I’m stuck in Milwaukee.

  265. Jennifer Avatar
    Jennifer

    I need a tactical knife because I teach 5th graders in a poor public school.

  266. I need a tactical knife because I didn’t win the GoPro or Contour Mount! :(

  267. I need a tactical knife because I live in NYC and lets just say I dont rely on the NYPD for everything

  268. I need a tactical knife because I can’t always carry my .45

  269. Randy Watson Avatar
    Randy Watson

    I need a tactica knife because my current knife is not tactical.

  270. Woo!

  271. Kommac Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because my girlfriend used my last one to cut the chicken breast and left it on the stove and the handle melted to the peas.

  272. Todd S Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because tactical bacon doesn’t open itself!

  273. ozwald Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because everyone runs faster with a knife.

  274. “I need a tactical knife because..” … I left mine .. uh… well if I knew were I would’nt need another one. Oh, I take that back. More than one is always best. ….I still can’t find mine…though.

    thanks

  275. USMCbawse12 Avatar
    USMCbawse12

    I need a tactical knife because i like to be sneaky when cutting things….

  276. I need a tactical knife because I’m an operator operating in operations.

  277. I need a tactical knife because my virginity needs defending

  278. Since I can’t really say because FOR SCIENCE (my standard motivator)

    I need a tactical knife because my tactical spork is lonely.

  279. Shinobi027 Avatar
    Shinobi027

    I need a tactical knife because I never owned a tactical knife ):

  280. BigFatPanda Avatar
    BigFatPanda

    I need a tactical knife because…their like pokemon i got to have them all

  281. I need a tactical knife because my wife has my other one.

  282. duhwut Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because I need to tactically trim my toenails.

  283. I need a tactical knife because you can never have enough knives.

  284. I need a tactical knife because I need a tactical knife. Duh.

  285. mtptwo Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because them damn zombies are just waiting at the boarder.

  286. I need a tactical knife because we all know the end is coming…

  287. Mike G Avatar

    I need a tactical knife because everyone laughs at my tactical spork.

  288. I need a tactical knife cause the trunk of my patrol car ate my last one

  289. I need a tactical knife because my other knife isn’t.

  290. Shane Tabor Avatar
    Shane Tabor

    I need a tactical knife because my buddies prison shank was confiscated in the last shakedown.

  291. BossRooster Avatar
    BossRooster

    I need a tactical knife because I look like a goob carrying a kitchen knife in my webgear.

  292. Ken Smith Avatar
    Ken Smith

    I need a tactical knife because I do not currently own one which makes it absolutely impossible to be one of the cool people.

  293. I need a tactical knife because tactical knives are way better than KMart blue light special knives!!!

  294. I need a tactical knife because I have a fiskars camping hatchet in my nightstand instead of a tactical knife. And if I get burglarized I would much rather throw a tactical knife… Imagine what a bad idea it would be to have a camping hatchet thrown back at you!!! oww oww oww

    ca

  295. Matthew Mansell Avatar
    Matthew Mansell

    I need a tactical knife because I live in a rough area and I am not yet 21 to conceal carry so the knife is the best defense I cam legally have beside walking away.

  296. ENDO-Mike Avatar
    ENDO-Mike

    ENTRIES ARE CLOSED. I’m going to draw this right away.

  297. Zach Samples Avatar
    Zach Samples

    I need a tactical knife so I perform tactical circumcisions for the tactical Jewish community!

  298. TJ Pence Avatar
    TJ Pence

    I need a tactical knife because plastic knives just don’t make the cut

  299. All your bases Avatar
    All your bases

    I need a tactical knife to remove the government implant that was placed there when in 1972 as part of a crack commando unit I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn’t commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune but I am still tracked until I can get a that damned implant removed.