5.11 Tactical Week – Giveaway #2

My buddies over at 5.11 Tactical want to shine some light into the darkness that one of you lucky readers operates in, with an ATAC™ L1 Tactical Flashlight.

The L1 is a powerful compact product with industry leading performance for a single Lithium battery power source.

Powered by (1) CR123A battery the ATAC™ L1 Tactical Flashlight throws a brilliant 173 ANSI FL1 Lumens of light in a smooth tactical beam pattern while providing 2 hours of runtime on (HIGH) and 46 hours of runtime on (LOW). The tactical Intelligent Switch is designed to silently cycle through all 3 light modes (High/Low/Strobe) using only the Momentary-On function to prevent the “Click” sound from potentially giving up your location. The rotary Dial Lock-Out Switch allows you to instantly lock or unlock the light with just one hand using your thumb to prevent inadvertent activation. Another tactical feature developed by professionals for professionals is the Break-Away Lanyard designed to free your arm from the flashlight in the event of an emergency.

  • Aerospace Grade Aluminum
  • (1) CR123A Duracell® Battery Included
  • Regulated Circuit for Maximum Output
  • Cree® XP-G LED
  • Gold Plated Contacts
  • Intelligent Switch w. High/Low/Strobe
  • Momentary-On Switch
  • Rotary Dial Lock-Out Switch
  • Stamped Metal Pocket Clip
  • Black TPR Soft Touch Anti-Roll Ring
  • Break-Away Lanyard Included
  • Water Resistant Construction
  • Compatible with the 53144 – ATAC™ Belt Clip/ Holster Accessory
  • Tested To ANSI FL1 Standard

Be sure to check out 5.11’s full line of polo shirts, cargo pants, hiking boots, and flashlights.

Giveaway Rules:

  • You must be located in the U.S.
  • Don’t be a dick (this always applies) and enter the contest if you are just planning on selling the item if you win.

How to enter:

  • Just leave ONE comment on this post completing the sentence “The darkness is…”.  Don’t reply to anyone.  More than one comment will disqualify you.  Funnier the better!  Entertain me!
  • Use a valid email address so I can contact you if you win.  Your email address will not be used for anything else but notifying you of a win.

The Draw:

  • At midnight tonight I’ll close the comments and generate a random number.  The number will correspond to the winner, who I will then contact for their mailing address.

Good luck!

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SITW April 4, 2012 at 12:11 am

The darkness is the light of my life and I’m drunk!

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Arwin Siador April 4, 2012 at 12:15 am

The darkness is everything that scares me at night =)

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Vhyrus April 4, 2012 at 12:27 am

The darkness is…. the nickname I give to my black girlfriend when I want to piss her off :).

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Ranger G (of the forest type) April 4, 2012 at 12:29 am

The darkness is, alas, in the White house….

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Alex April 4, 2012 at 12:31 am

The darkness is more fun with night vision. Or a really bright flashlight.

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Mike April 4, 2012 at 12:32 am

The darkness is….is a one hit wonder

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yosef April 4, 2012 at 12:33 am

the darkness is not the way to shoot

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Talib April 4, 2012 at 12:35 am

the darkness is only a block of knowledge to the individual

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Anonymous April 4, 2012 at 12:36 am

The Darkness is dangerous, take this!

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Sam April 4, 2012 at 12:40 am

The darkness is no longer dark with this flashlight!

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Sublime-Silence April 4, 2012 at 12:44 am

The darkness is not to be feared

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Loki April 4, 2012 at 12:45 am

the darkness is the good ship lollipop!

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agentorange197 April 4, 2012 at 12:46 am

The darkness is something to be embraced; it lives within all of us. It should be feared by my enemies and bring peace unto my blackened heart.

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NBJM April 4, 2012 at 12:46 am

The darkness is everywhere…beware the Riddick

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T. Funwrecker April 4, 2012 at 12:49 am

The darkness temporary.

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optimist prime April 4, 2012 at 12:50 am

The darkness is mostly just the absence of light

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Kodiak April 4, 2012 at 12:50 am

The darkness is broken by the light.

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Ed April 4, 2012 at 12:53 am

The darkness is one of the greatest bands ever.

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Joey April 4, 2012 at 12:54 am

The darkness is being attacked by my magic missile…

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Flip April 4, 2012 at 12:55 am

The darkness is where the cookies are.

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sol April 4, 2012 at 01:02 am

the darkness is in my heart. fear the darkness.

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bryce April 4, 2012 at 01:03 am

The darkness is DARK

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Krystian April 4, 2012 at 01:06 am

The Darkness is the absence of light.

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danielthelion April 4, 2012 at 01:07 am

The darkness is… scary… I need a great flashlight…
danielthelion

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CJ April 4, 2012 at 01:07 am

The darkness is bound by duct tape!

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Mike April 4, 2012 at 01:09 am

The darkness is… CHARLIE MURPHY!

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Big Jake April 4, 2012 at 01:12 am

I want one!

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Nick April 4, 2012 at 01:23 am

The darkness is home

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ZD April 4, 2012 at 01:24 am

The darkness is…

Imprisoning me!
All that I see!
Absolute horror!?
I cannot live!
I cannot die!
Trapped in myself!
Body my holding cell!

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Kenny April 4, 2012 at 01:26 am

The darkness is scary so send me a flashlight.

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Jeremiah April 4, 2012 at 01:28 am

“The darkness is comfort to heroes and thieves.”

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k.rollin April 4, 2012 at 01:28 am

The darkness is what my furniture uses to be able to surreptitiously attack me on the way to the bathroom at night.

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Travis April 4, 2012 at 01:29 am

The Darkness is a band that isn’t good.

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Tim April 4, 2012 at 01:33 am

The Darkness is close behind… quick, gimme a flashlight!

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PT April 4, 2012 at 01:41 am

The Darkness is…an awesome rock band that had an amazing first album, but then promptly followed it up with a mediocre-at-best second release.

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Jason April 4, 2012 at 01:42 am

The darkness is calling me to 5.11

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Aaron April 4, 2012 at 01:43 am

The darkness is dark

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L.G. April 4, 2012 at 01:44 am

The Darkness should not be feared when you walk in the Light.

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Dean west April 4, 2012 at 01:55 am

The darkness is…I dunno I just want the light

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Phil April 4, 2012 at 01:56 am

The darkness is going to be so scared of my new ATAC L1!

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Michael April 4, 2012 at 02:01 am

I’m afraid of the dark I need this light.

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rale April 4, 2012 at 02:08 am

the darkness is the best way to make a girl a 10.

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Duane April 4, 2012 at 02:25 am

The darkness is banished by the incidence of the light.

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Geoff April 4, 2012 at 02:29 am

The darkness is all around me, consuming everything.

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Brian April 4, 2012 at 02:30 am

The darkness is cliche name for the bad guys.

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AZRon April 4, 2012 at 02:30 am

The darkness is…BLINDING ME.

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Panda One-One April 4, 2012 at 02:39 am

The darkness is… nothing to fear, for there is nothing in the dark that cannot be found or seen in the light. Although darkness does tend to hide things sheeple want to ignore quite well – scene from I AM LEGEND – Dark room full of heebie jeebies / Batman with Micheal Keaton *dead parents….. lolololol. That being said, any light you can shed on a dark environment especially in a combat situation be it on a battlefield/urban enviroment or tactical/tacticool environment is beneficial to you – the operator – At this point I have run out of anything worthwhile and educational/coherent. Hell I’m not even sure why I’m full of this much material at 0240hrs, but I digress. Ultimately it all comes down to me needing another flashlight, because two is one. And one is none.

“Titty Sprinkles” – Discuss

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Ben April 4, 2012 at 02:44 am

The darkness is receding! Hoorah for summer.

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William Vincent April 4, 2012 at 03:18 am

The darkness is… nonexistent to those who are prepared and have a flashlight like this one.

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Mary April 4, 2012 at 03:26 am

The Darkness is where evil hunts, light up the night!

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Rusty April 4, 2012 at 03:27 am

The darkness is… Where I do my best work!

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indoh April 4, 2012 at 03:31 am

The darkness is… blinding..

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Prolepsis April 4, 2012 at 03:33 am

The darkness is where I remember a thing called love.

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adam April 4, 2012 at 03:35 am

The darkness is full of scary monsters, nannies with fire pokers, dinosaurs, and evil monkeys.

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Lateral Forces April 4, 2012 at 03:35 am

The darkness is… not very bright…

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Sean B April 4, 2012 at 03:38 am

The darkness is not needed in order to operate in operations!

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Trevor April 4, 2012 at 03:49 am

The darkness is where the magic happens….

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Kevin April 4, 2012 at 03:58 am

The darkness is people man, it is made of people!!!

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Kevin April 4, 2012 at 04:11 am

… the best place for my 5.11 tactical flashlight to be used

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Buckshart April 4, 2012 at 04:13 am

the darkness is tactical

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NikonMikon April 4, 2012 at 04:24 am

… a nickname for Killswitch Engage’s ex singer Howard Jones lololol!!

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Lee April 4, 2012 at 04:35 am

The darkness is where I’d like to build a weekend getaway.

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Tim S April 4, 2012 at 04:37 am

The darkness is afraid of this tactical flashlight.

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BJ Backitis April 4, 2012 at 05:07 am

The darkness is… well, dark. Which is a good thing and a bad thing. It’s good when you’re trying to conceal yourself against things out to do you harm, and it’s bad when you know things out to do you harm are concealed. The wise man said it’s better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. Bullshit. I want to light up that sweet ATAC™ L1 Tactical Flashlight and curse whatever is out there in the darkness before blowing its ass away. Or something like that. Anyway, I had a SureFire light that got dropped chasing after some punks on Halloween and the lamp assembly busted, so I could REALLY use this flashlight… PLEASE???? (I’m not above groveling…)

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Mike Grant April 4, 2012 at 05:17 am

The darkness is dark!

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adam April 4, 2012 at 05:25 am

The Darkness is that band that sings “I Believe in a Thing Called Love”

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steve K April 4, 2012 at 05:26 am

the darkness is… scared of the 5.11 ATAC L1

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Troy April 4, 2012 at 05:27 am

The darkness is half of my shift every night, and it’s really nice getting to use a handheld instead of flipping switches all night.

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JohnTheBaptist April 4, 2012 at 05:39 am

The darkness is consuming my soul.

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Logic April 4, 2012 at 05:47 am

The darkness is where the forever alone guy has fun with his “friend” jill.

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Edward Ingersoll April 4, 2012 at 05:49 am

The darkness is where the real monsters live and the nightlight is not enough.

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James April 4, 2012 at 05:50 am

The darkness is my old friend.

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John April 4, 2012 at 05:53 am

The darkness is a . . . tool

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ManBeerOwl April 4, 2012 at 05:57 am

The darkness is beating on my legs!

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Brent April 4, 2012 at 06:04 am

The darkness is only in your mind.

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Linoge April 4, 2012 at 06:06 am

The darkness is in need of some serious sucking.

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Beecher Bowers April 4, 2012 at 06:07 am

The darkness is best used for sleeping

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Kellie April 4, 2012 at 06:11 am

The darkness is creeping in.

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Andrew April 4, 2012 at 06:11 am

The darkness is winning!

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dasdfdf April 4, 2012 at 06:28 am

The darkness is black

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JimT April 4, 2012 at 06:39 am

The darkness is no longer with a 5.11 flashlight!
“Run to the light, Carol Anne. Run as fast as you can! Mommy is in the light! Mommy is waiting for you in the light!!!!!!!”

Carol Anne: Mommy, where are you? I can’t find you. I can’t. I’m afraid of the Light, mommy. I’m afraid of the Light.
Dr. Lesh: Tell her to stay away from the light.
Diane: Maybe it’s a way out —
Dr. Lesh: It is — it is a way out, but not for her. Tell her, quickly.
Diane: Stay away from the light. The light is dangerous. Don’t go near it. Don’t even look at the light.

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Frodo April 4, 2012 at 06:39 am

The darkness is defeated by a good tube of dark repellent.

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Heath April 4, 2012 at 06:41 am

The darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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sirkut April 4, 2012 at 06:45 am

The darkness is…my only salvation.

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bigbluebird April 4, 2012 at 06:46 am

The darkness is… where my dog likes to go poo

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MattCFII April 4, 2012 at 06:51 am

The darkness is scary, hence why I carry two flashlights and a spare set of CR123s.

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Chuck April 4, 2012 at 06:54 am

The darkness is immaterial

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Brice April 4, 2012 at 06:55 am

The darkness is why this light exists.

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Ken S. April 4, 2012 at 06:59 am

The darkness is… a bowl of corn flakes in the morning.

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Andy April 4, 2012 at 07:00 am

The darkness is what I wake up to every morning.

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Adam April 4, 2012 at 07:02 am

The darkness is Charlie Murphy.

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Jason April 4, 2012 at 07:10 am

The darkness is… Where you are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

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Tommy April 4, 2012 at 07:10 am

The darkness is upon us.

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TuxedoTshirt April 4, 2012 at 07:14 am

The Darkness is a decent first person shooter, though it gets rather repetitive towards the end.

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Clint April 4, 2012 at 07:16 am

The darkness is something something something, dark side.

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Robert M. April 4, 2012 at 07:18 am

…relentless, without a great flashlight.

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Ian April 4, 2012 at 07:20 am

The darkness is… where there is the least drag to operate high speed.

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Scott April 4, 2012 at 07:20 am

The darkness is the creator of fear and the destroyer of hope, but, it has a funky beat and I can dance to it.

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JG April 4, 2012 at 07:22 am

The darkness is… what makes any woman beautiful.

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Peter April 4, 2012 at 07:23 am

The darkness is… where the clowns lurk.

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That Guy April 4, 2012 at 07:26 am

The darkness is… SCARY!

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Cory April 4, 2012 at 07:32 am

The darkness is when you’ve had way too much to drink.

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Sean April 4, 2012 at 07:33 am

The Darkness is deep
Wish I had a flashlight here
I stepped in dog poo

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NickS April 4, 2012 at 07:34 am

The darkness is unbearable when I can’t read ENDO Gun Blog! Yes, I am sucking up because that is a really cool flashlight!

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Notperator April 4, 2012 at 07:35 am

The Darkness is touring again!

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Andy B April 4, 2012 at 07:35 am

The darkness is… in need of light.

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sarclmbr April 4, 2012 at 07:35 am

The darkness is because you are wearing sunglasses at night, only real operators can get away with that.

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John April 4, 2012 at 07:38 am

The darkness is my play ground

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randy April 4, 2012 at 07:39 am

The darkness is what I want to be able to switch off with the ON button.

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Dan B April 4, 2012 at 07:40 am

The darkness is… to light what Mr. Hyde is to Dr. Jekyll. Think about it – have you ever seen light and darkness occupy the same space? Well, have ya – have ya?!?!?!? :-)

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The Other Dave April 4, 2012 at 07:40 am

The darkness is…Charlie Murphy.

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Joe April 4, 2012 at 07:41 am

“The darkness is not to be feared but used as a tool for those who would fear it.”

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All your bases April 4, 2012 at 07:42 am

The darkness is where the hands reach out and the voices come from. Always asking me if I like grape jelly on my salad?

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Raph84 April 4, 2012 at 07:46 am

The darkness is not a good place for a fight.

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Bear April 4, 2012 at 07:46 am

The Darkness is a really, really bad band.

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Zippy The Squirrel April 4, 2012 at 07:47 am

The darkness is… like a warm blanket until you hear that stray, unexplainable noise in the middle of the night. Then you can’t get clear of that blanket soon enough…

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doyletoo April 4, 2012 at 07:48 am

The darkness is the absence of lightness

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JohnnyTToxic April 4, 2012 at 07:58 am

The darkness is night and full of terrors.

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Ben April 4, 2012 at 08:00 am

The darkness is where the grue lie in wait to consume your soul.

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Patrick J April 4, 2012 at 08:01 am

The darkness is the best british band of the last 15 years

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john russell April 4, 2012 at 08:06 am

The darkness is…my day job in a call center.

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Fen April 4, 2012 at 08:08 am

The darkness is… My cloak, too bad I didn’t win my dagger… =P

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cayton April 4, 2012 at 08:11 am

The darkness is close behind, please give me a flashlight.

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Keith D April 4, 2012 at 08:12 am

The darkness is the opposite of lightness.

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JAG2955 April 4, 2012 at 08:12 am

The darkness is deafening.

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Sam Carlson April 4, 2012 at 08:13 am

The darkness is a plague that covers the lands, blankets them in sorrow, and needs to smitten by the light of the almighty 5.11 ATAC™ L1 Tactical Flashlight.

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eliska April 4, 2012 at 08:17 am

The darkness is doomed.

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Jusuchin (Military Otaku) April 4, 2012 at 08:20 am

The darkness is my friend. For I am vengeance! I am the night! I AM AN OPERATOR. Although I need to find my way to my front door from where I parked my car on the street, and I need a tacticool tool to do it.

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Jess Banda April 4, 2012 at 08:22 am

The darkness is no longer scary once I win this sweet flashlight!

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Ben April 4, 2012 at 08:24 am

The darkness is making it hard to findthe bathroom.

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RockRavn April 4, 2012 at 08:25 am

The darkness is…an all-encompassing shroud of ethereal night.

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bp April 4, 2012 at 08:33 am

The darkness is… a band according to google who will probably now link fans here and completely confuse them about all this “The Darkness” talk.

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B.Murphy April 4, 2012 at 08:36 am

The darkness is.. Sam Fisher’s playground..

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Jeff April 4, 2012 at 08:40 am

The darkness is nothing compared to the light.

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DK April 4, 2012 at 08:41 am

The Darkness is…Spreading. HA HA CHARLIE MURPHY!

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Busdriver April 4, 2012 at 08:43 am

The darkness is… gone, hopefully.

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Brian April 4, 2012 at 08:44 am

The darkness is cool band.

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Phil April 4, 2012 at 08:46 am

The darkness is…I am Ripper… Tearer… Slasher… Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength… and Lust… and Power!

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JoMC April 4, 2012 at 08:47 am

The darkness is where you’ll be able to see the stars at night. Silly city folk and their…*mumble* have to trek all the way up north to see anything…

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barfly April 4, 2012 at 08:49 am

The darkness is my bestest friend

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Doug April 4, 2012 at 08:49 am

The darkness is my play ground.

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ExurbanKevin April 4, 2012 at 08:50 am

The darkness is. And the light is, too.

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Austin King April 4, 2012 at 08:51 am

The darkness is a good thing for a flashaholic.

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Jason April 4, 2012 at 08:56 am

The darkness is within your pants.

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John M. April 4, 2012 at 08:58 am

The darkness is when the zombies have the upper hand!

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Gir April 4, 2012 at 09:00 am

The darkness is…Dark?

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Albert April 4, 2012 at 09:01 am

The darkness is….?
The darkness is….?
The darkness is….?
Nope, I got nothing.

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Peter April 4, 2012 at 09:01 am

“The darkness is…NO MORE!

…..when I win this flashlight.

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Jamie B April 4, 2012 at 09:02 am

The darkness is… the name of a band I used to listen too.

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Ernest Young April 4, 2012 at 09:04 am

The darkness is…My bitch, if I win this flash-lite.

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Justin April 4, 2012 at 09:08 am

The darkness is spreading…

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Aaron April 4, 2012 at 09:12 am

The darkness is where the wolves lurk and stalk me unaware that I am a sheepdog, soon to blind them with this light.

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Sandy April 4, 2012 at 09:12 am

The darkness is…..’The horror! The horror!’
-Joseph Conrad

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Martin April 4, 2012 at 09:13 am

The darkness is… fearfull… FEAR OF THE DARK!
Doo dood dooo dooo doooo do do doo doo doo dooo do do do do
I am a man who walks alone
And when I’m walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it’s dark

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something’s
always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone’s
always there

Have you run your fingers down
the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you’re searching for the light?
Sometimes when you’re scared
to take a look
At the corner of the room
You’ve sensed that something’s
watching you

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no one’s there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you’re sure there’s
someone there

Watching horror films the night before
Debating witches and folklores
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something’s
always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone’s
always there

When I’m walking a dark road
I am a man who walks alone

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nimARo April 4, 2012 at 09:14 am

The darkness is the only place we are safe from the reflection off Yeagers dome

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Jared April 4, 2012 at 09:14 am

The darkness is….not.

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Sam Smith April 4, 2012 at 09:21 am

The darkness is where love is made.

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JohnK April 4, 2012 at 09:24 am

The darkness is where I go to play.

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burnse April 4, 2012 at 09:26 am

The darkness is… a firm believer in a thing called love. If I win this flashlight, I can use it to distract them while I administer a righteous kick to their collective junk for making crappy music… or to just find stuff… At night… like the collective junk of “The darkness”.

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crazed April 4, 2012 at 09:27 am

the darkness is nothing to be feared when you have a 5.11 Tactical Series Flashlight

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Funitis2shoot April 4, 2012 at 09:29 am

The darkness is….cheaper than leaving all the doggone lights on in the house.
How many time have I told you kids………..

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DaveP. April 4, 2012 at 09:32 am

The Darkness is…

…rising!

But only if you read Susan Cooper.

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Church April 4, 2012 at 09:38 am

The darkness is… all around me now give me a damn flashlight!

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Feanor April 4, 2012 at 09:38 am

The darkness resides within every man’s heart…and that’s why you need a good flashlight

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Stomp April 4, 2012 at 09:45 am

The darkness is…….no friend of mine but with the 5.11 flash light, I can………..I dont have anything witty to say.
Maybe find my lost carebear.

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Mr. Monaro April 4, 2012 at 09:45 am

The darkness is bad, mmkay?

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Caleb Young April 4, 2012 at 09:46 am

The Darkness is just the absence of light, a situation that can be rectified with a flashlight. Muzzle flash works well too.

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Dan April 4, 2012 at 09:51 am

The darkness is something that will go away if I get this light.

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foxtrot April 4, 2012 at 09:51 am

the darkness is gone when sporting a 5.11 flashlight!

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GoFightNguyen April 4, 2012 at 09:58 am

The darkness is full of terrors, and winter is coming.

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J. Stone April 4, 2012 at 09:59 am

The darkness is closing in… I need a good light!

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CPTP April 4, 2012 at 10:07 am

The darkness is…where the enemy tries to hide, and where we hunt them.

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huey April 4, 2012 at 10:15 am

The darkness is a so-so band, their one hit I Believe In A Thing Called Love was catchy but nothing else of note from them…they piss me off because of this…my rage is growing…the darkness fears me…

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Joseph A April 4, 2012 at 10:15 am

The darkness is where your fears hide, lest they be exposed by your light.

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Robert April 4, 2012 at 10:18 am

The Darkness is where light fears to go.

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Matt April 4, 2012 at 10:22 am

The darkness is no longer while I wield this mighty beacon of light

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jumpthestack April 4, 2012 at 10:26 am

The darkness is full of scary clowns.

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Bill P April 4, 2012 at 10:31 am

The darkness is going to go away if I finally get a nice tac light

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Cody W April 4, 2012 at 10:40 am

The darkness is spreading and there is nothing you can do about it, the only thing that can save you is the flashlight and not being a dick.

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Pat April 4, 2012 at 10:41 am

The darkness is now owned

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corey s April 4, 2012 at 10:41 am

The darkness is illuminating.

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Alex T April 4, 2012 at 10:43 am

The darkness is nothing compared to light.

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Inclement April 4, 2012 at 10:45 am

The darkness is afraid of this light.

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Will April 4, 2012 at 10:46 am

The darkness is waiting to be banished.

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Martini April 4, 2012 at 10:55 am

Cool flashlight!

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spencer wade April 4, 2012 at 10:57 am

tha darkness is where is strive!!!!

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Steve In Delray April 4, 2012 at 10:59 am

The darkness is when I use my flashlight.

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Jeremy April 4, 2012 at 11:09 am

The darkness is… filled with things that go bump in the night, I’m pretty sure its just a cat but without a 173 lumen flashlight I can’t be sure.

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Vic April 4, 2012 at 11:13 am

The darkness can be destroyed by a magic missile.

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Andrew April 4, 2012 at 11:16 am

The darkness is scared of the new 511 ATAC. Thats right darkness, run hide, run and hide ass hole

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Gophernator April 4, 2012 at 11:16 am

The darkness is no longer a problem now that I have my 5.11 Tactical Series ATAC L1 Aerospace Grade Water Resistant Tactical Flashlight.

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SqDb April 4, 2012 at 11:22 am

The darkness is my solace.

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Scott April 4, 2012 at 11:24 am

It’s dark and I can’t see !!!

“CALL 5.11 ! CALL 5.11!! “

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MarkG April 4, 2012 at 11:30 am

The darkness is closing around, but in my hand is the cure.

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Max April 4, 2012 at 11:30 am

The darkness is the perfect environment for flatulence. Not so silent, very sneaky. And deadly…

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Ditto April 4, 2012 at 11:41 am

The darkness is.. not problem with the right EDC light.

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Jordan April 4, 2012 at 11:47 am

The darkness is only afraid of Chuck Norris and ENDO Mike.

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dan April 4, 2012 at 11:49 am

“The darkness is…” on the far side of the moon.

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Mike April 4, 2012 at 11:51 am

The darkness is DARK.

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Nick April 4, 2012 at 11:51 am

The darkness is, I believe, in a thing called love.

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petter April 4, 2012 at 12:06 pm

The darkness is greatest just before the light

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Eviljay April 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm

The darkness is where I ” cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war”

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Ducsauce April 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Blinded by the light!!!

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Ross April 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm

The darkness is scary, please turn on the lights!

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johno April 4, 2012 at 12:14 pm

The darkness is…the absense of light.

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James April 4, 2012 at 12:16 pm

The darkness is Charlie Murphy

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Mike A April 4, 2012 at 12:24 pm

The darkness is where light prevails.

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Tyler April 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm

“The darkness is my favorite place to reach out from and choke out punks” – Batman

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Taylor F April 4, 2012 at 12:32 pm

The darkness is where I keep my private thoughts…

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Mike B, April 4, 2012 at 12:40 pm

The darkness is full of terrors. (or so Melisandre says..)

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Eric Villanueva April 4, 2012 at 12:46 pm

The darkness is about to disappear when I win this awesome light!!!

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ToddG April 4, 2012 at 12:47 pm

The darkness on the edge of town is a good tune, although the singer can be a bit of a pain sometimes.

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Nick April 4, 2012 at 12:47 pm

The darkness is no problem when you’ve got your 5.11 mounted and at the ready to send zombie brains out into the moonlight.

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dave w April 4, 2012 at 12:48 pm

The darkness is…going to end on November 6th.

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james April 4, 2012 at 12:49 pm

the “Darkness” is Charlie Murphy

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Brad R April 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm

“The darkness is every night no nights off”.

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elias April 4, 2012 at 12:52 pm

The darkness is dark, unless I had a ATAC L1 playboyyy

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Farmer Bob April 4, 2012 at 12:54 pm

The darkness is..so cold…all around…my mind is going. I can feel it. I know a song. Would you like me to sing it for you? Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true.

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IamApostle April 4, 2012 at 01:03 pm

The darkness is Eddie Murphy’s brother…

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TB April 4, 2012 at 01:06 pm

The darkness is…a warm blanket of furry love

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PMain April 4, 2012 at 01:11 pm

The darkness is… where I’ve been living since Jan 2008, looking for something to show me the way out

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GPAT April 4, 2012 at 01:13 pm

the darkness is… a mediorce rock band

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Will April 4, 2012 at 01:20 pm

The darkness is…just a dead battery away.

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Corbin K April 4, 2012 at 01:23 pm

The darkness is…. where my Kimber Custom 2 is waiting with the 5.11 tactical light to allow me to see.

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Barry April 4, 2012 at 01:26 pm

The darkness is where I hide my stuff.

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Blaine April 4, 2012 at 01:34 pm

Tis better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness.

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Gregory Markle April 4, 2012 at 01:37 pm

The darkness is present where good men do nothing.

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robert wilson April 4, 2012 at 01:41 pm

The darkness is unnecessary

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Luke C April 4, 2012 at 01:46 pm

The darkness is dark.

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Kommac April 4, 2012 at 01:53 pm

The darkness never sees the light.

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ThulsaDoom April 4, 2012 at 02:06 pm

Show me the light y’all.

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Adrian Yoon April 4, 2012 at 02:14 pm

The darkness makes my muzzle flash look awesome possum

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Aida April 4, 2012 at 02:25 pm

The darkness is…where the boogie man finds you

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hydepark April 4, 2012 at 02:41 pm

The darkness is sure to be undone with each and every one of the glorious 173 lumens from this sweet ass flashlight! (for at least 2 hours lol)

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Nick Fong April 4, 2012 at 02:52 pm

The darkness is…a british band that sang “I believe in a thing called love”.

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Jonny B April 4, 2012 at 02:57 pm

The darkness is concealment–not cover.

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drifter April 4, 2012 at 02:58 pm

The darkness is simply caused by a lack of photons.

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mike obdm April 4, 2012 at 03:04 pm

The darkness is the darkest after tripping over the coffee table and ramming my head into the wall, knocking my self out at 10am because my eyes were closed because I had a hangover.

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Lee April 4, 2012 at 03:09 pm

The darkness is now on the run from me!

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Robert April 4, 2012 at 03:11 pm

The darkness is my friend.

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Odysseus April 4, 2012 at 03:12 pm

The darkness is gone.

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JohnG April 4, 2012 at 03:24 pm

The darkness is… my friend…

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Todd S April 4, 2012 at 03:29 pm

The darkness is where I do my best cogitation

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bryan April 4, 2012 at 03:29 pm

The darkness is how I walk around at night because my last torch took water damage and died.

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jeff April 4, 2012 at 03:29 pm

The Darkness is Berry Berry SCARY!

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Travis April 4, 2012 at 03:33 pm

The darkness is your greatest ally, but she is a fickle lady, quickly and without warning withdrawing her favor.

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Camo April 4, 2012 at 03:33 pm

The Darkness is the band behind that really shitty song ‘I Believe in a thing Called Love,’ which I never would have known had I not googled ‘darkness’ for this contest and now the song is in my head. Thanks ENDO. Thanks for nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU

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Austin April 4, 2012 at 03:43 pm

A very scary place when you don’t have your 1911 on your hip!

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Andy Petersen April 4, 2012 at 03:53 pm

The darkness is the result of a crappy flashlight.

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John D April 4, 2012 at 03:53 pm

The Darkness is falling from my eyes, as I am come forth, leading the way with my new ATAC L1 173 Lumen Tactical flashlight, the deputy shouting “What the hell is that thing?”. I reply, “I just won the best.flashlight.ever, just in time for my birthday!”.

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Nick April 4, 2012 at 03:57 pm

The darkness is turned to day with the ATAC™ L1 Tactical Flashlight

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Soless April 4, 2012 at 04:00 pm

The Darkness is for cowards. This message is James Yeager approved.

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Chris R April 4, 2012 at 04:04 pm

The Darkness is… a place where assholes do bad things to good people.

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RaineAshton April 4, 2012 at 04:07 pm

The darkness is where the bad men feel safe.

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Adam G April 4, 2012 at 04:10 pm

The darkness is really dark!

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Matt April 4, 2012 at 04:17 pm

The darkness is ’bout to be Chuck-Norris’d!

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shockfish08 April 4, 2012 at 04:23 pm

The darkness is my bitch ;D

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retro_joe April 4, 2012 at 04:23 pm

The darkness is an awesome band (saw them live at Summerfest).

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Jeremy April 4, 2012 at 04:27 pm

The darkness is waiting for you

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Invader April 4, 2012 at 04:30 pm

The darkness is how i stub my toe!

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duhwut April 4, 2012 at 04:34 pm

The darkness is making my t.v. float.

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A2 April 4, 2012 at 04:41 pm

Do I need to make a witty or funny comment to be eligible ?

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ENDO-Mike April 4, 2012 at 05:41 pm

No, the draw is random. Just complete the sentence and you’ll be just as eligible to win as anyone else.

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Mike April 4, 2012 at 04:45 pm

The Darkness is no match for my new tac light.

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Robert April 4, 2012 at 04:45 pm

The darkness is my hiding place… Please man, I need to win something I missed the mega million jackpot by 6 numbers….

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Mark G. April 4, 2012 at 04:47 pm

The darkness is closing in… I can hear the chittering of some unknown horror in it.
Quick, someone hand me a light!
Oh, its just a raccoon. That light helped a lot.

-Mark

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Matt G. April 4, 2012 at 04:48 pm

The darkness is an ass kicking band.

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Ryan C. April 4, 2012 at 04:55 pm

The darkness is the night time. THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME…

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Wahmbulance April 4, 2012 at 05:05 pm

The darkness is what defines the light, and the light defines the dark.

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JTD April 4, 2012 at 05:11 pm

The darkness is…and will be forever eaten by this light.

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Brandon Payne April 4, 2012 at 05:12 pm

The darkness is afraid of my girlish screams to go away.

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Breadnought April 4, 2012 at 05:19 pm

The darkness is attacked by magic missile.

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DashVT April 4, 2012 at 05:28 pm

The darkness terrifies James Yeager.

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Steve May April 4, 2012 at 05:37 pm

This would be perfect for late night fridge raids.

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Josh April 4, 2012 at 05:41 pm

The darkness is… no match for this flashlight… perhaps.

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BossRooster April 4, 2012 at 05:45 pm

The darkness is stuck in my head now, thanks a lot.

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Bart April 4, 2012 at 05:56 pm

The darkness is not there after I have this light.

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Dan Jones April 4, 2012 at 05:58 pm

The Darkness Is…light leaving the, um body? No, wait, it’s my old friend! Yeah, that’s it. Just like the Simon and Garfunkle song, right?

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NoiseMekanik April 4, 2012 at 06:01 pm

The darkness is that stripe in the back of my undies.

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Alex W. April 4, 2012 at 06:06 pm

The darkness is where the bad clowns live…

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PBDubya April 4, 2012 at 06:07 pm

The darkness is Charlie Murphy. Everybody know dat!

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John April 4, 2012 at 06:14 pm

The darkness is a really shity band.

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Hozen April 4, 2012 at 06:22 pm

The darkness is… scary.

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jpcmt April 4, 2012 at 06:31 pm

The darkness is why I pee myself. – JY

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Jwhite April 4, 2012 at 06:38 pm

“The darkness is where I found your mother son.”

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brandon gerken April 4, 2012 at 06:38 pm

The darkness is our country that is falling apart right infront of us give me a light so that i can find my way through.
B_GerK

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Matt April 4, 2012 at 06:38 pm

The darkness is spreading

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Wookie_EMT April 4, 2012 at 07:09 pm

The Darkness is a place where an Army roams and Ash rolls in blasting with his shotgun-arm while one-lining the whole way.

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woot April 4, 2012 at 07:12 pm

I’m going to shine it in dark places.

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Andrew April 4, 2012 at 07:52 pm

The darkness is a hindrance, hence the need for this super sweet flashlight.

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Joe Hollon April 4, 2012 at 08:00 pm

The darkness is an ugly ladies best friend.

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"Dr."Dave April 4, 2012 at 08:04 pm

The darkness is cold, and welcoming.

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John April 4, 2012 at 08:07 pm

The darkness is inside us all, but a free flashlight might help brighten me up.

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Curtis April 4, 2012 at 08:14 pm

The darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris

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Jason April 4, 2012 at 08:18 pm

The darkness is when you travel alone

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Zander April 4, 2012 at 08:33 pm

“The Darkness is tricking you, Jackie!”

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OftheArk April 4, 2012 at 08:40 pm

The darkness is trying to steals my precious. I must blind it. It must not steal my birthday present. If I blinds it, I can see what is in it’s pockets. Yesss…

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matt hostetler April 4, 2012 at 08:43 pm

“The Darkness is Evicted” -511

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BitterTait April 4, 2012 at 08:56 pm

The Darkness is a bad name for a rock band, a worse name for a porno, and a reasonably good name for a mixed drink.

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chillax01 April 4, 2012 at 09:06 pm

The darkness is …passing away and the true light is already shining

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JLee April 4, 2012 at 09:32 pm

The Darkness is … awesome!

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