J Dewey Rods Giveaway Week – Day #1

J Dewey Manufacturing; maker of the famous J Dewey Rods for cleaning your guns, is giving away awesome goods all week long!

Today, FOUR lucky people will each win this awesome .45 Caliber Pistol Cleaning Kit.

The Specifications:

  • 6-LB Brass Pistol Loop with 8/32 Female Threads
  • 22MG Brass Muzzle Guard
  • B45P Brush
  • 2245L Patch Loop
  • Cotton Flannel Patches
  • GC-2 Silicone Treated Cloth
  • O.5 Shooters Choice FP-10 All-In-One Cleaning Solvent/Protectant/Lubricant
  • GB-5 Double Ended Cleaning Brush

Make sure you check out J Dewey Rods for all your gun cleaning needs.

J Dewey products are Made in the USA!

Giveaway Rules:

  • You must be located in the U.S.
  • Don’t be a scoundrel (this always applies) and enter the contest if you are just planning on selling the item if you win.

How to enter:

  • Just leave ONE comment on this post completing the sentence “I keep my guns clean so…”.  Don’t reply to anyone.  More than one comment will disqualify you.
  • Use a valid email address so I can contact you if you win.  Your email address will not be used for anything else but notifying you of a win.

The Draw:

  • At midnight tonight I’ll close the comments and generate a random number.  The number will correspond to the winner, who I will then contact for their mailing address.

Good luck!

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USSMunkfish April 16, 2012 at 12:05 am

I keep my guns clean so I can get high off the solvent and powder residue.

Lance April 16, 2012 at 12:06 am

I keep my guns clean so… I don’t get carbon stains in my tactical underwear holster.

Sublime-Silence April 16, 2012 at 12:09 am

I keep my guns clean so… they work when i need them!

agentorange197 April 16, 2012 at 12:10 am

I keep my guns clean so…Oh wait, I don’t clean them at all!

Clutch April 16, 2012 at 12:10 am

I keep my guns clean so they go bang.

Ben April 16, 2012 at 12:15 am

I keep my guns clean so the shiny hollow end will go boom every time.

Cody April 16, 2012 at 12:17 am

I keep my guns clean so I don’t have to use them as clubs.

Busdriver April 16, 2012 at 12:17 am

I keep my guns clean so that they work when I need them.

Ed April 16, 2012 at 12:17 am

I keep my guns clean so companies who sell cleaning supplies stay in business.

Feanor April 16, 2012 at 12:51 am

I keep my guns clean so they’ll keep me safe

Wade April 16, 2012 at 01:04 am

I keep my guns clean so… I can protect my investment.

Vic April 16, 2012 at 01:06 am

I keep my guns clean because its a quiet and cheap way to look menacing.

Phil April 16, 2012 at 01:06 am

I keep my guns clean so I am always ready for the zombies.

First Last April 16, 2012 at 01:08 am

I keep my guns clean so they’ll be ready to when I pull them out of my secret underground caches

NBJM April 16, 2012 at 01:12 am

I keep my guns clean so I can make them dirty again.

Dean west April 16, 2012 at 01:17 am

I keep my guns clean so the corrosive Ammo doesn’t eat a hole in my 70 year old Nagant

QD April 16, 2012 at 01:39 am

I keep my guns clean because I wouldn’t want to meet trouble with a dirty gun.

Peter April 16, 2012 at 01:50 am

I keep my guns clean so I can shoot more black powder cartridges in my revolvers.

Jester67 April 16, 2012 at 01:57 am

I keep my guns clean so I don’t have to switch to my .45 which I actually have and am not planning on entering a contest for free stuff that I won’t use.

indoh April 16, 2012 at 02:18 am

I keep my guns clean so… it brings all the chicks to the range and they’re like, its shinier than mine..

CAF51 April 16, 2012 at 03:27 am

I keep my guns clean so it doesn’t give me an excuse to procrastinate later.

Steve In Delray April 16, 2012 at 03:46 am

I keep my guns clean so they work.

Steve in OC April 16, 2012 at 04:06 am

I keep my guns clean so I can show my wife that I at least keep something clean.

Walt April 16, 2012 at 05:12 am

I keep my guns clean so they work when I need them to.

steve K April 16, 2012 at 05:14 am

I keep my guns clean so I can dirty them again

1911Sinner April 16, 2012 at 05:23 am

I keep my guns clean so the target doesn’t get an infection.

JohnTheBaptist April 16, 2012 at 05:37 am

I keep my guns clean so they can shoot lots of clips.(I have an SKS)

Seth April 16, 2012 at 05:49 am

I keep my guns clean so I don’t get burnt gunpowder in my BBQ sandwich.

Andy April 16, 2012 at 06:11 am

I keep my guns clean so I can eat off them.

AZRon April 16, 2012 at 06:12 am

I keep my guns clean so I can shoot them dirty again. Rinse and repeat.

Ben April 16, 2012 at 06:40 am

I keep my guns clean so… who am I kidding?

Koh April 16, 2012 at 06:41 am

I keep my guns clean so I can rely my life on my piece

Zach M. April 16, 2012 at 06:42 am

I keep my guns clean so 60 percent of the time they work everytime.

Chuck April 16, 2012 at 06:46 am

I keep my guns clean so the built up pocket lint doesn’t catch fire.

Jason April 16, 2012 at 06:50 am

I keep my guns clean so… I can get them dirty again :-)

Greg Latosynski April 16, 2012 at 06:56 am

I keep my guns clean so they will always work and they will last.

Heath April 16, 2012 at 07:10 am

I keep my guns clean so they’ll keep shooting.

Steve May April 16, 2012 at 07:17 am

I keep my guns clean so fresh and so clean clean.

TuxedoTshirt April 16, 2012 at 07:17 am

I keep my guns clean so my place always smells like CLP, women love the smell of CLP.

James T. April 16, 2012 at 07:20 am

I keep my guns clean so I can impress everyone with how shinny they are, naval jelly FTW! ^_^

Jeff April 16, 2012 at 07:22 am

I keep my guns clean so I can keep shooting.

Bart April 16, 2012 at 07:24 am

I keep my guns clean so my time is not wasted while watching tv.

Brice April 16, 2012 at 07:24 am

I keep my guns so clean that most people don’t think that I actually shoot them.

Tech666 April 16, 2012 at 07:30 am

I keep my guns clean so they can last forever!

TB April 16, 2012 at 07:34 am

I keep my guns clean so…I can rock the casbah!

sarclmbr April 16, 2012 at 07:45 am

I keep my guns clean so when I put my booger finger on the boom switch it does go boom!

Nick K April 16, 2012 at 07:47 am

I keep my guns clean so I can keep the OCD side of me pleased

A2 April 16, 2012 at 07:48 am

I keep my guns clean because I love the smell of the cleaning fluid Eezox.

That Guy April 16, 2012 at 07:51 am

I keep my guns clean so… the voices will stop

Ken April 16, 2012 at 08:00 am

I keep my guns clean so they go BANG BANG BANG

Alan Wilkins April 16, 2012 at 08:08 am

I keep my guns clean so I have a reason to get away from my wife

Alan Chambers April 16, 2012 at 08:18 am

I keep my guns clean so Martha Stewart won’t bitch slap me.

Lee April 16, 2012 at 08:18 am

Alan Wilkins
I keep my guns clean so I can smell like Hoppe’s #9.

Oddball April 16, 2012 at 08:20 am

I keep my guns clean so I can drink soup out of the magazines if I wanted.

sirkut April 16, 2012 at 08:23 am

I keep my guns clean so…it can match my clean underwear. You never want to get caught outside with either being dirty.

Nick April 16, 2012 at 08:25 am

I keep my guns clean because I don’t need another excuse for my sub par shooting.

Adam April 16, 2012 at 08:27 am

I keep my guns clean because, hey, who doesn’t like looking at a nice clean gun?

cayton April 16, 2012 at 08:28 am

I keep my guns clean so they continue to work…

Dan O April 16, 2012 at 08:31 am

I keep my guns clean so they shoot better holes in the paper

Aron Hess April 16, 2012 at 08:31 am

I keep my guns clean so we can shoot much better.

(My 8 year old daughter wrote this :)

NickS April 16, 2012 at 08:35 am

I keep my guns clean so my wife doesn’t have to.

Ian April 16, 2012 at 08:36 am

I keep my guns clean so… they’re smooth operators

Willy Wonka April 16, 2012 at 09:05 am

I keep my guns clean so TSgt Nymnan doesn’t stomp me

Andy April 16, 2012 at 09:06 am

I keep my guns clean so they always go bang!

JG April 16, 2012 at 09:07 am

I keep my guns clean so…I have clean guns.

J. Stone April 16, 2012 at 09:08 am

I keep my guns clean so I can play with them when I’m not at the range.

Eric Villanueva April 16, 2012 at 09:08 am

I keep my guns so clean…who am I kidding they only get cleaned about every 300-400 rounds so I need something handy to help me do it quicker!

johno April 16, 2012 at 09:14 am

I keep my guns clean so…I have something to do while the wife yells at me.

WT April 16, 2012 at 09:17 am

I keep my guns clean so I can eat with them…

PP April 16, 2012 at 09:29 am

I keep my guns clean so I don’t have to clean my room

Martin April 16, 2012 at 09:29 am

I keep my guns clean because because, of all the wonderful things it does.

John April 16, 2012 at 09:33 am

I keep my guns clean so i can get it dirty again.

Dom P. April 16, 2012 at 09:47 am

I keep my guns clean so my Drill Sergeant doesn’t yell at me.

nimARo April 16, 2012 at 09:47 am

I keep my guns clean so everything is clean. Beautiful. So that it slides perfectly. Nice. Everything cleaned, oiled. So that your action is beautiful….

RWC April 16, 2012 at 10:01 am

I keep my guns clean so I can have an excuse to escape the nagging.

Aftermath April 16, 2012 at 10:04 am

I keep my guns clean so they remain the reliable tools I expect them to be.

john April 16, 2012 at 10:06 am

I keep my guns clean so I can be as cool as Seth Hendrix.

Jeremy Christopherson April 16, 2012 at 10:08 am

I keep my guns clean so I can apply another fresh coating of Silver Bullet gun oil (http://www.silverbulletgunoil.net) , the only gun oil that contains 13% USDA liquified pig fat to deny the “true believer” entrance to paradise as according to the Koran, Allah states, “Any of my followers contaminated by swine at the time of his death will be denied entry to my paradise forever, I HATE THE STENCH OF SWINE.”

foxtrot April 16, 2012 at 10:09 am

i keep my guns clean because in soviet russia the guns clean you!!!!

Forrest April 16, 2012 at 10:11 am

I keep my guns clean because something in my house needs to be clean.

Patrick J April 16, 2012 at 10:11 am

I keep my guns clean so Braves win 7-4. Go Braves. Go E-Rolls.

Jason April 16, 2012 at 10:27 am

I keep my guns clean so I have a reason to get them dirty.

SPENCER WADE April 16, 2012 at 10:32 am

I keep my guns clean so I can bring them in the house.

mlk18 April 16, 2012 at 10:38 am

I keep my guns clean so then stench of death smells more like Hoppes.

Shmuel Blyly-Strauss April 16, 2012 at 10:38 am

I keep my guns clean because I love the smell of Hoppes #9 in the morning.

Joel April 16, 2012 at 10:39 am

I keep my guns clean so I don’t walk around with a Jam-O-Matic.

Pat April 16, 2012 at 10:57 am

I keep my guns clean so they continue to function

032125 April 16, 2012 at 11:06 am

“I keep my guns clean so…wait…no I don’t. Obviously I need a free kit.

MarkG April 16, 2012 at 11:08 am

I keep my guns clean to make sure they will keep me alive.

Robert April 16, 2012 at 11:21 am

I keep my guns clean so they work when I need em!

Andy Prince April 16, 2012 at 11:25 am

I keep my guns clean so that people won’t judge me when I die

Scott April 16, 2012 at 11:54 am

I keep my guns clean so momma don’t scream…………..

endophile April 16, 2012 at 11:57 am

Is that .45 ACP or .45 LC?

ENDO-Mike April 16, 2012 at 12:30 pm

They have the same diameter so it’s not going to make a difference.

Jason April 16, 2012 at 12:01 pm

I keep my guns clean so…wait, I don’t. I really could use a cleaning kit!

jumpthestack April 16, 2012 at 12:03 pm

I keep my guns clean so I don’t get lead on my hands when dry firing.

DeanBo April 16, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I keep my guns clean so they go bang when I need them to.

"Dr."Dave April 16, 2012 at 12:37 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can get as dirty as I want to.

John April 16, 2012 at 12:55 pm

I keep my guns clean so I need more cleaning supplies.

BBJones April 16, 2012 at 01:18 pm

I keep my guns clean so… gimme more supplies!

oh and thanks.

JAG2955 April 16, 2012 at 01:41 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can shoot the zombies.

Austin King April 16, 2012 at 01:58 pm

I keep my guns clean so the ladies will wanna touch em.

Cory April 16, 2012 at 02:02 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can save dirty for the bedroom.

hydepark April 16, 2012 at 02:24 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can pass them on to my later, prosperous number of seedlings I intend to bestow on the planet. But seriously, I keep them clean so they don’t rust in this humidity and also cause I shoot a lot of cheap corrosive shit. Thanks for another great giveaway, Mike.

Church April 16, 2012 at 02:40 pm

I keep my guns clean so I need a new cleaning kit because mine is shit.

S Lee April 16, 2012 at 02:50 pm

I keep my guns clean so… I don’t leave dirty marks on my underwear (iwb carry).

Suburban Sheepdog April 16, 2012 at 02:50 pm

I keep my guns clean because it’s the right thing to do.

Suburban Sheepdog April 16, 2012 at 02:51 pm

Oh drat . . .phrasing error.

I keep my guns clean SO I can do the right thing.

KLRUSMC April 16, 2012 at 02:52 pm

I keep my guns clean so no one else has to!

Don April 16, 2012 at 03:02 pm

I keep my guns clean because i don’t like my girls to be dirty.

Ross April 16, 2012 at 03:12 pm

I could totally use this, thanks for the chance at it!

Kyle April 16, 2012 at 03:14 pm

I keep my guns clean so they look pretty.

PJ April 16, 2012 at 03:21 pm

I keep my guns clean to sate my mild-OCD.

Austin April 16, 2012 at 03:26 pm

I keep my guns clean so that I can spray fire from the hip and get head shots using my shoulder thing that goes up!

Matt G. April 16, 2012 at 03:43 pm

I keep my guns clean so they shoot worth a Damn.

Todd S April 16, 2012 at 03:50 pm

I keep my guns clean so you don’t have to.

Jonny B April 16, 2012 at 03:59 pm

I keep my guns clean because no one likes a dirty bicep.

Luke C April 16, 2012 at 04:00 pm

I keep my guns clean so they work, every time.

Matt April 16, 2012 at 04:06 pm

I keep my guns clean so they work

bmill113 April 16, 2012 at 04:14 pm

I keep my guns clean to keep the standards I set as a NCO.

benjamin weed April 16, 2012 at 04:22 pm

i keep my guns clean so i don’t have to replace them

drifter April 16, 2012 at 05:01 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can operate operationally in the operating zone.

Doctorscorry April 16, 2012 at 05:09 pm

I keep my guns clean because this gun is mine, there are many like it, but this one is mine.

RockRavn April 16, 2012 at 05:15 pm

I keep my guns clean…cause clean is mean. ; )

DBJAMES April 16, 2012 at 05:17 pm

I keep my guns clean so handle them often a know they’ll work.

Buzzy243 April 16, 2012 at 05:26 pm

I keep my guns clean so that the bullet lube on my cast bullets doesn’t jam up my piece. Frequent cleaning is a small price to pay for all the money I save shooting wheel weights instead of 230 gr. FMJ.

HMPlatinum April 16, 2012 at 05:26 pm

I keep my guns clean so I have a reason to take them out and get them dirty again.

TomtheInfidel April 16, 2012 at 06:01 pm

I keep my guns clean … because my wife tells me to.

Upstateshooter April 16, 2012 at 06:16 pm

I keep my guns clean so I need a J Dewey cleaning kit to help make that happen.

John Eric April 16, 2012 at 06:33 pm

I keep my guns clean so I don’t need to clean my holsters.

Groundhog April 16, 2012 at 06:39 pm

I keep my guns clean so they’ll work right every time!

DLRC April 16, 2012 at 07:12 pm

I keep my guns clean so they go bang when I put my booger hook on the bang switch.

Stan April 16, 2012 at 07:13 pm

…..so they’ll be ready if I need them.

JD April 16, 2012 at 07:20 pm

I keep my guns clean so you don’t have to.

James C. April 16, 2012 at 07:23 pm

I keep my guns clean so I don’t have a repeat of what happened with my .45.

The pistol had been stolen years ago (early 90’s), it was returned – via LAPD (whodathunk?) – dirty, rusted, pitted, and in miserable shape.

While the SOB didn’t ever commit a crime with it (which would have led to it’s destruction), they also didn’t clean it. While it still shoots and functions, it bears the scars of years of neglect. No pistol should be treated as it was, and that’s why you clean – every time and once a year if unused.

Chuck April 16, 2012 at 07:25 pm

I keep my guns Clean so the terrorists don’t win :)

Dan B April 16, 2012 at 07:38 pm

I keep my guns clean so… well, cause nobody likes a stuck gun. :)

MarkItDude April 16, 2012 at 07:39 pm

I keep my guns clean so fresh and so clean clean.

Challengerjoe April 16, 2012 at 07:45 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can lick them

Lateral Forces April 16, 2012 at 07:46 pm

I keep my guns clean socially.

Matthew G April 16, 2012 at 07:58 pm

I keep my guns clean because nobody else will…

Tommy P April 16, 2012 at 08:22 pm

I keep my guns clean so the saltwater and other shit I shoot near won’t give it a reacharound.

Bear April 16, 2012 at 08:28 pm

I keep my guns clean so that I can avoid the tears of rust and misfires later.

Dave C April 16, 2012 at 08:35 pm

I keep my guns clean so that they can be Safe Queens.

Jordan April 16, 2012 at 09:31 pm

i always keep my guns clean so get them immediately dirty again.

Frank April 16, 2012 at 09:47 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can sleep well at night.

Hozen April 16, 2012 at 09:58 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can keep the OCD from kickin in.

Matt April 16, 2012 at 10:06 pm

I keep my guns clean because i’m neurotic

liquidflorian April 16, 2012 at 10:10 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can have something to do during the Hockey playoff intermissions.

Kommac April 16, 2012 at 10:15 pm

I keep my guns clean because I like em how I like my woman, lubed up and ready to rock.

Daron April 16, 2012 at 10:18 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can get them dirty again.

GPAT April 16, 2012 at 10:26 pm

I keep my guns clean so my truck isn’t the only clean thing I own

Doug Ward April 16, 2012 at 10:34 pm

I keep my guns clean so they dont rust.

John April 16, 2012 at 10:47 pm

I will clean my guns so I can buy more

Odysseus April 16, 2012 at 10:56 pm

I keep my guns clean so they work.

CW April 16, 2012 at 11:05 pm

I keep my guns clean because it’s another opprtunity to handle them. Heading to the safe now.

Svitty April 16, 2012 at 11:11 pm

I keep my guns clean because I like to get high off the hoppe’s #9 fresh in the barrel.

Doug April 16, 2012 at 11:53 pm

I keep my guns clean so I can eat with them… close enough for 5 minutes to midnight.

ENDO-Mike April 17, 2012 at 12:04 am

Today’s giveaway closed. Lots more chances left to win all week!

Jaran Stratton April 18, 2012 at 03:35 pm

I keep my guns clean so when it’s show-time / go-time they take care of me. JRS

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