J Dewey Rods Giveaway Week – Day #5

J Dewey Manufacturing; maker of the famous J Dewey Rods for cleaning your guns, is giving away awesome goods all week long!

Today, since it’s Friday one lucky person will win a Complete AR-15 Cleaning Kit ($100 value)

Product Specifications:

  • 30 Inch Nylon Coated Rod
  • Comes with 22C-30 Rod
  • M16B Breech Rod Guide
  • B22 Brush
  • P171 Cotton Flannel Patches
  • ARL Link Cleaning Pin
  • L-16 Lug Recess Cleaning Tool

Make sure you check out J Dewey Rods for all your gun cleaning needs.

J Dewey products are Made in the USA!

Giveaway Rules:

  • You must be located in the U.S.
  • Don’t be a scoundrel (this always applies) and enter the contest if you are just planning on selling the item if you win.

How to enter:

  • Tweet “Check out the @GunBlog Guns & Coffee Operator t-shirt over at http://www.ENDOapparel.com” and/or make up a rhyme with ENDO in it here in the comments on the blog.
  • You can enter on both Twitter and here on the blog.
  • I’ll flip a coin to see if the draw will come from twitter entries or blog entries tomorrow at draw time.
  • Don’t reply to anyone in the comments on the blog.  More than one comment on the blog will disqualify you.
  • Use a valid email address so I can contact you if you win.  Your email address will not be used for anything else but notifying you of a win.

The Draw:

  • At midnight tonight I’ll close the comments and generate random numbers.  The numbers will correspond to the winners, who I will then contact for their mailing addresses.

Good luck!


Comments

54 responses to “J Dewey Rods Giveaway Week – Day #5”

  1. agentorange197 Avatar
    agentorange197

    I was on a blog called ENDO
    I could’ve been playing NintENDO
    But instead I spend my time
    Entering Giveaways I never win
    I know Envy is Sin
    But today I pray to God
    That I win this Rod

  2. The stoner rifle is my fave
    direct impingement causes me to rave
    but the mechanism requires preening
    with Dewey’s rods of cleaning
    won from my friendo
    the blog ENDO

  3. USSMunkfish Avatar
    USSMunkfish

    With a rising crescendo
    And mucho innuendo
    I cried: “I must win one giveaway
    From M-F’ing ENDO!”

  4. A shooter I am
    Though poet I’m not
    Clean guns don’t jam
    Or mess up your shot

    And that is why
    I need a rod
    To clean my guns
    And to prod

    Don’t you worry
    It’s not innuendo
    It’s just a contest
    Here on ENDO

  5. Mike B. Avatar

    “I’m dirty, and gunky and I’ll foul up your action”
    Said the Carbon to the rifle, with a scoff
    “You’re guns will be useless, you’ll get no satisfaction”
    Oh wait…is that the J Dewey you won from Everyday No Days Off?

  6. SPC Fish @ ChevTac Firearms LLC Avatar
    SPC Fish @ ChevTac Firearms LLC

    i like to use an innuendo when i talk about endo

  7. There once was was a blog named Endo;
    Whose material was as good as Bacon.
    Limericks are hard;
    I’m not a Bard.
    Bacon.

  8. steve K Avatar

    I like ENDO
    It’s like a good friend-o
    If I don’t read it every morning
    I don’t have a goodmorning.

  9. Early morning with a smoke and some Jo.
    I pass on work, and scroll through ENDO

    Cheezy clips and a free give away,
    Just the perfect start, to another shitty day

  10. TomtheInfidel Avatar
    TomtheInfidel

    Just looking out the window, dreaming of winning this rod from ENDO!

  11. I want a rod that has a lil bendo
    specifically the one I seen ENDO
    It will get my guns clean
    and sure make them gleam
    Now I’ve never won in a contest
    to which you reply, “surely you jest!”
    But If you send me a J Dewey Kit
    I’ll praise you and sh*t
    “Damn how I love that ENDO.”

  12. TuxedoTshirt Avatar
    TuxedoTshirt

    So ENDO want’s to test my creativity,
    to support my favorite activity
    so I’ll make up a poem
    here in my home
    and then go to work without levity.

  13. I love reading ENDO as much as playing Nintendo!

  14. There once was a guy named ENDO-Mike
    Who was an awesome operator, SIKE!
    He ridiculed derps, hacks, and every gun safety violation
    now with these giveaways, he certainly deserves our adulation.

  15. Every day, I read ENDO.
    Just my luck, I never Win
    Who knows, maybe if I say something funny
    I will win a memento.

  16. Read me some ENDO
    Clean my guns with Dewey
    Always making sure my guns are lubey

  17. The ENDO giveaway week has reached a crescendo. They’re giving away their rods and that’s no innuendo.

  18. Like reading ENDO
    To find out all new info
    I can count to guns

  19. Jason C. Avatar

    Come over to ENDO
    Where everyone’s a FRENDO

  20. Bob Richardson Avatar
    Bob Richardson

    Many hour I spend surfing the web
    Till the end I save, the sites by Endo
    The rest are all good
    but I like to end on a cresendo.

    Don’t worry I’m not quitting my day job :)

  21. Alan Wilkins Avatar
    Alan Wilkins

    ENDO

    Smells like outdo

  22. ENDO wendo bo bendo banana fana bo bendo, ENDO!

  23. Patrick J Avatar
    Patrick J

    Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ ENDO, sippin’ on gin and juice…Laid Back.

  24. sarclmbr Avatar

    There was a site named endo,
    who blogged with quite a tempo,
    and with giveaways hit quite a crescendo,
    please please pick me and sendo,
    sweet dewey rods and goods,
    alas all i ever receive is posts about Yeager and goods,
    guns, Youtube and hoods,
    make me a winner and I’ll scream at the top of my lungs “ENDO is is the best, far better than the rest, I just had to get it off my chest, I’m done being a pest and finally no longer stressed having won a sweet prize!”

  25. Aron Hess Avatar
    Aron Hess

    There once was a gun blog named ENDO
    I showed it to all o’my friendo’s
    We had a good laugh
    at a YouTube dumbass
    and then went and played some Nintendo.

  26. Building like a multi-page CRESCENDO,
    I’ve got to win a prize pack from ENDO.

  27. E xciting prizes I hope to win
    N ow and in the past
    D idn’t work to my chagrin
    O therwise had a blast!

  28. To peruse this gun filled blog,
    With fun and innuendo.
    Tis’ such a joy to do all day,
    On a blog called ENDO.

    To wander through the funny stuff,
    Immersed in a Bentendo.
    I’d like to win some cleaning stuff,
    From this blog called ENDO.

    And while this poem is winding down,
    Into diminuendo.
    I’d like to give a loudish shout,
    TO THE GREATEST BLOG CALLED ENDO!

    Thank you, thank you! You are too kind. Oh a J Dewey cleaning rod? For me? Oh you shouldn’t have!

  29. Repent ye sinners…The ENDO is NEARO!

  30. oh the time I spend-oh
    reading this blog called ENDO

  31. Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ endo
    Sippin’ on gin and juice, laid back
    With my mind on my money
    And my money on my mind

  32. spencer wade Avatar
    spencer wade

    Everyday no days off/ thats why I carry this Glock/ Like the walking dead only head shots/
    I need something to clean/ this AR-15/ have one ready to go its the American dream/

  33. A cleaning kit for free
    Is a siren to me.

    For the owner of a Black Gun,
    With forged steel for accuracy
    A gummed gun will be a bad one
    Because M4 shits where it eats.

    ENDO hear my plight,
    for the cause I fight,
    Is against idiots
    That won’t use these gifts.

    My gun can best shoot and defend
    If I win this kit in the end
    Now we have reached the Crescendo
    PLEASE NOTICE THIS COMMENT, ENDO!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      haha nice. I read all the comments! I just don’t reply to them all.

  34. endo is rad
    endo is cool
    endo has info that i can use as a tool

    endo makes sense
    but endo is odd
    at least theres a chance to get a new rod!

  35. It’s just not worth my time
    trying to think of a rhyme
    on this blog called ENDO

  36. A cleaning kit for me
    what a sight to see

    I’d shove it in just right
    It feels good when it’s so tight

    my greatest hope is that endo
    might appreciate my innuendo

  37. drifter Avatar

    ENDO is the reason why i get up in the morning
    making me work to get a kit
    having friends given me a lift
    getting out of town for shtf
    better bring my nintENDO

  38. I don’t have twitter
    But I’m not bitter
    So I enter on the ENDO blog
    When I’m hungry I eat frog

    I’m a poet and didn’t even know it.

  39. JohnTheBaptist Avatar
    JohnTheBaptist

    Every Day I visit Endo
    And its like my days Crescendo
    If today I dont win this Rod
    Tomorrow Ill be with the firing squad
    Ill find the man that won
    and upon him ill use him my machine gun
    But if some chance I take the prize
    That would be very much a suprise.

  40. Doctorscorry Avatar
    Doctorscorry

    Watching videos on ENDO
    My last rod had to Bend-O!
    my AR is dirty
    and now she feels like aunt Girdy!
    I wouldn’t touch it for all the money.
    Unless I clean it up with some J. Dewey!

    Thank goodness for english class!

  41. The Other Dave Avatar
    The Other Dave

    There is a blog named ENDO,
    That makes fun of all the commandos pretENDO,
    And one of them named James Yeager,
    Your back he threatens to rENDO.

    Yeah, poetry isn’t my strong suit…

  42. Haiku? I’d rather clean my gun with J Dew!
    ’cause in the ENDO, the gun, not the pen will be your friENDO.

  43. I tendo to read ENDO then talk to some friendos.

  44. I hear the J Dew enhances
    & figured the low ENDO comment numbers
    Would increase my chances

  45. Tom Lentz Avatar
    Tom Lentz

    Lasers are red
    Inert guns are blue
    Everyday I read ENDO
    How about you?

  46. There once was was a blog named Endo;
    Whose material was almost as good as Bacon.
    Face it, nothing is as good as bacon…

  47. I said to my dentist, try ENDO;
    It’s all about the guns.
    His hearing so poor he misheard me;
    I’m left with bleeding gums.

  48. MarkItDude Avatar
    MarkItDude

    It’s 4/20, smelling like ENDOnesia
    If I win this cleaning kit
    I’m gonna need some anesthesia?

  49. Ken Smith Avatar
    Ken Smith

    Reading the gunblog by Endo
    Writing a divertimento
    Yeah, it’s a word
    I know your going to check
    Performing for JDewey
    So’s I can keep my barrel correct

  50. J. Stone Avatar

    Here i sit broken hearted, endo tactical…. only farted? I am bad with rhymes.

  51. I just walked too far
    sitting here reading ENDO
    while muscles mend-o

  52. chicken_finger5 Avatar
    chicken_finger5

    i was reading ENDO
    and then i gave up fencing for kendo

  53. Mark G. Avatar

    I’ll make a quick rhyme
    There isn’t much time

    My fingers are crossed
    That my name won’t be lost

    For the contest on ENDO blog
    From the J Dewey catalog.