Advanced Self Defense Moves For The Agile Operator

And if they don’t work against a real threat, at least you’ll die looking cool:

I’m thinking we need to see what these guys can do at a shooting range with real guns.  It would need to be at James Yeager’s school though where muzzle discipline and cameraman lives are not a concern.  I’m thinking that as long as these guys are good shooters, the flips wouldn’t effect their performance at all.

Any thoughts?

Hat tip: Blake L.


Comments

24 responses to “Advanced Self Defense Moves For The Agile Operator”

  1. Now that’s cool.

  2. Travis Avatar

    I remember the first time I saw The Matrix.

    1. lol this.

    2. Komodo Saurian Avatar
      Komodo Saurian

      Actually that looks more like Gunkata from Equilibrium.

  3. NikonMikon Avatar
    NikonMikon

    What the FUCK is this faggoty shit? GEEZUS CHRIST.

    1. Vhyrus Avatar

      Your avatar fits you so well it is actually slightly disturbing.

        1. Vhyrus Avatar

          The courage wolf meme in general. I actually picture a wolf sitting at a computer typing when I read your posts.

          1. NikonMikon Avatar
            NikonMikon

            knock it off -_-

  4. I guess they gonna be in the next Jet Li/Jackie Chan movie.
    Impressive. Useless but impressive.

    1. Steve Avatar

      Agreed. Useless.

    2. Agreed, very impressive, but useless. I don’t care that it’s useless, unless they actually claimed that this was all practical defense tactics.

  5. I think this was meant as a funny, but I do remember seeing videos from a NY rabbi who was teaching “self defense” with firearms that involved dive-rolling over tables, rolling into rooms, rolling left and right to “confuse” an attacker. This looks like a satire of the morons who actually train to roll along instead of, oh , I don’t know…sprinting?

    (waiting for reply from lv.1000 ninja to tell me that rolling and flipping is actually super tactical)

    1. (waiting for reply from lv.1000 ninja to tell me that rolling and flipping is actually super tactical)

      pfffttt….without proper dance steps it’s nothin’ :-P

  6. dave w Avatar

    i just wish i had the energy level to even try those moves

  7. Reminds me of Team Ryouko.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkET6fjaqwc&feature=related

    A lot of the team performed in movies so maybe that is what these guys are going for.

  8. Ringo45 Avatar
    Ringo45

    “affect” not “effect”

  9. walkamile Avatar
    walkamile

    I want to see the video where they try to dodge live ammo.

    1. Frank Avatar

      +1 Simunition

  10. Church Avatar

    The mag change flip was badass. And it is useless, unless you’re trying to get a part in a movie…

  11. ocelot Avatar

    This is what hollywood teaches kid’s these days…..

  12. I looked at it and thought it was a gym or school for movie stuntmen. Also, lack of even blank cases or moving actions makes this really silly. Hollywood teacup weavers also present.

  13. Fiendir Avatar
    Fiendir

    Seriously, I just can’t be the only one who instantly thought of Tomb Raider/Lara Croft.
    I freaking grew up with those games, too bad the gunplay was pretty off, hahah.