AK Battle Axe Zombie Killer Buttstock

Remember kids this is a “novelty” item:

$42 from seller kmantor on eBay.  How long until some newb sharpens it up and slices an artery, or else tries to chop down a tree with a loaded AK as a joke and fires off a round back at himself?

I can’t decide if this is more retarded or less retarded than then picatinny rail knife sheath mount.


Hat tip: Marco



Ed July 6, 2012 at 01:23 am

They had to drill holes in and paint a Romanian lower handguard black? What a waste of a cheap handguard putting it with that furniture…

Kenny Blankenship July 6, 2012 at 01:54 am

That rifle has one correct blade. It’s not the one in back.

NikonMikon July 7, 2012 at 03:49 am


Jeep July 6, 2012 at 04:44 am

Such a waste of time… and money!
Not taking into account the fact that you maybe be arrested by the good-taste bureau, which clearly prohibits such a useless and ugly feature on any firearm. Ever.

Make a piccatiny-compatible sheath for an small axe…:-)

Ben July 6, 2012 at 06:13 am
Willy Wonka July 6, 2012 at 10:25 am

I wish somebody would some of those chicom folding spike bayonets. That’s more my style.

Willy Wonka July 6, 2012 at 10:26 am
Will July 6, 2012 at 11:01 am

Worse idea, Much worse. The knife on the 1913 has potential to be practical. This is just pants on head retarded.

MattCFII July 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

It has a false edge, completely for show. Just for fun and when you come at it from that angle and not the “every must be fore serious use” I’m ok with it:

Lance July 6, 2012 at 01:50 pm

It’s a real bad day if you’re holding onto the other end of your rifle.

Josh July 6, 2012 at 09:46 pm

Have ever heard of a butt-stroke?

Doug July 6, 2012 at 03:29 pm

Actually when it’s on the rifle, it doesn’t look that bad. However the welds don’t look like they could stand much abuse anyway.

Church July 6, 2012 at 05:09 pm

All I have to say is atleast it’s not like $150. I’m sure dudes who play gears of war or some shit like that are gonna eat it up. Not my cup of tea though…

theforgottenman July 6, 2012 at 05:22 pm

This is going to be a standard stock on the next batch of Red Jacket firearms.

Ed July 6, 2012 at 08:06 pm

Then they will say they thought of it and claim it has neva been done befo’.

El Duderino July 7, 2012 at 01:21 pm

Well neva wif the RJ logo plasma cut into the metal.

Scene 1:

Will: “I got a call from one o’ my police buddies an’ he’s lookin’ for somethin’ really special for their patrol rifles. I got a surprise in store for him…”


Scene 2:

Quint Young July 6, 2012 at 09:49 pm

Seems like the stenciled graphic would weaken the blade.

Frank July 7, 2012 at 12:01 am

Mount the goddamn ax on the goddamn rail, that’s what the goddamn rail is for. Goddamn it.

BrowningBottoms July 7, 2012 at 02:06 am

I’d rather have my tacticool rail-mounted bottle opener.

Tgm July 8, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Who makes that foregrip? Is it a modified wood one or is it plastic?

SqDb July 12, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Looks like a fun novelty item.

Gage January 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm

Everybody here is mostly right. This in its current stage is an accident waiting to happen, but maybe a change in placement, some strengthening of the blade, and maybe some serration, and this could POSSIBLY be worth the money

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