Bathrooms As A Form Of Gun Control

MrColionNoir‘s second vid in 3 days! I hope this pace keeps up:

I still think it’s gross to remove your gun and set it down in a bathroom on a shelf.  I just assume people have shit on absolutely everything in every bathroom besides my home ones.  The only way I would take my gun off and set it on a shelf was if I created a buffer zone between the shelf and the gun with about a 1/2″ of toilet paper.  Am I the only one this weird?  Don’t even tell me any of your guys actually bought the POS Bathroom holster?.

MrColionNoir is wearing the Assault Weapons Ban t-shirt which I am unfortunately very low on stock on at the moment.  If I don’t have your size, get on the waiting list… and in the meantime there are plenty of other good shirts to grab over at ENDO Apparel though while you wait.




Jeff August 3, 2012 at 01:53 am

I was just thinking: where do women keep their stuff in a bathroom? Oh, the hook……
Maybe it’s time for us to own man-purses for this purpose =P


ENDO-Mike August 4, 2012 at 03:29 pm

From what I remember the hooks at the bathrooms in Mall of America are made to twist around and dump whatever you hang on it on the floor if it’s over a certain weight. I’m sure they think this prevents people from hanging all their shopping bags up and forgetting them there, but in reality it’s just annoying.


Slopes August 3, 2012 at 06:46 am

Your not the only one that weird hahaha, I wouldn’t set my gun down in some public restroom.


Terry August 3, 2012 at 06:51 am


Pretty much says endo is a bitch:


ENDO-Mike August 3, 2012 at 09:05 pm

I watched that, but decided not to post it. His grammar and grasp on the English language is terrible, and the video wasn’t very safe… but overall just too boring. I didn’t catch him say the blog’s name anywhere in it though.


sirkut August 3, 2012 at 07:07 am

When I CC, I generally carry either the Keltec P3AT or Keltec PF9. When it’s time to rock a duce, I just keep it in my pocket. Now of course it becomes more difficult if you are carrying a larger handgun.


That Guy August 3, 2012 at 07:25 am

Carry IWB, sit down, flip the top of your boxers over the gun, Simple. Hidden from view.

When pissing, go through the fly, don’t undo your belt.

Simple, easy, solved years ago.


jpcmt August 3, 2012 at 09:34 am

Yep, this. ^^^ Last place I went was the movie theater. I usually go for the handicapped stall or one with no neighbors on the right so when I stop, drop and roll, it’s in my holster still on the inside of the pants on the floor, covered with underwear or my leg. Folks looking in under the door don’t see it…if they do, no big deal, it’s Montana..I’d probably get a compliment. I have taken it out and set it down on the top of the steel toilet paper dispenser just fine (it’s flat compared to the toilet tank cover). All good. Pulling up pants with a gun in it is hard..then you gotta do a Larry Craig (yep, the extinguished senator from idaho) and do a wide stance to try and tuck in shirts and keep the heavy G19 from flopping down and out.


MrMaigo August 3, 2012 at 09:48 am

There’s a huge flaw in his argument, bathrooms are not anti-guns they’re anti-shit. They don’t want you to spend more than 3 seconds in there.
Toilet paper? Sand paper. Commercial bathroom cleaner is orange so when spilled, looks like dry piss. It’s also sticky when dry so when ever you touch anything all you feel is ‘ick’. The ‘gentleman’ cut out on the toilet seat? Its there so you can see the herpes on the inside of the bowl. Auto-flush that only works when you’re sitting down? It’s so you get ‘Singapore Dick Slugs’ laying eggs in your ass. Finally want to wash your hands? The motion sensor looks in front of the sink, not under it so you can only catch 3 drops of water.


sirkut August 3, 2012 at 10:57 am

Wait. I’m confused. People go full drop when they rock a duce? My clothing never goes past my knees. The bathroom floors are so nasty I wouldn’t let my pants touch the ground. Ick. For someone to see, when I do carry OC, they would have to take a peek over the door or go full vigilantspectre and crawl underneath to see what is going on.


Adam August 3, 2012 at 05:38 pm

Well played on the “full VS” dig.


paul kimble August 3, 2012 at 02:54 pm

i sit my pistol on my left thigh and sling my gun across my right because its a bad day if either touch the water


Tactical Hipster August 3, 2012 at 05:05 pm

Yeah, a protest! We’ll hold a shit-in!


032125 August 3, 2012 at 06:05 pm



ENDO-Mike August 3, 2012 at 06:39 pm

Alright i’ll bite.. acronym definition?!


032125 August 3, 2012 at 08:27 pm

Colion Noir Every Day, No Days Off. Sometimes a man looks deeply into another man’s big, soft brown eyes, and decides that he must re-post every video that man ever puts out. Ever.

It’s a bit of a bromance you’ve got going, but I’m not going to judge your lifestyle choices. I’m no bigoted poultry salesman.


James M&P August 4, 2012 at 12:43 am

Someone help me out here. Why is it called “Mexican Carry”? I have seen this done mostly in Israel and in Gangsta Rap videos. Never seen a Mexican Carry a pistol in that manner. I have seen one pocket carry a Glock 19 though. lol


Weer'd Beard August 4, 2012 at 07:18 am

My preferred methods of carry are shoulder and pocket. Neither requires any adjustment of my behavior when I do a sit-down operation.

Also I don’t let my pants hit the floor when I’m sitting. That’s just gross!


Church August 4, 2012 at 04:55 pm

Psh, I don’t take my gun off to dump. It stays in the holster.


Rob G August 4, 2012 at 08:08 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new contender in the ring for this year’s election.

Mr Colion Noir for President!! :-D


Anon August 6, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Who shits in a public restroom?



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