Paracord Bikini Top

For the girl that likes to keep it tactical, even at the beach:

$25 over at Paraphernalia Gear.  They don’t sell bikini bottoms to go with it.  Weak that they don’t have it on a model in any pics. :/


Hat tip: Reggie



Farmer Bob August 18, 2012 at 09:56 am

Never have I hoped more that we’d need to unravel something for paracord.

Jess Banda August 18, 2012 at 10:42 am

OD green in size DD is only $35…that’s a lot of paracord! Would love to see a photo of that one…

Jim P. August 18, 2012 at 11:13 am

Ant the damn shame is that paracord lasts for years. So it won’t fall off. :-(

dave w August 18, 2012 at 03:52 pm

expect to see Erika shooting in one of these in 3…2…1..

Austin Green August 18, 2012 at 04:37 pm

Wow- now that’s a lot of para-cord for your survival kit! What will they think of next?

Church August 18, 2012 at 05:37 pm

This is just awesome! Their beer cozy is a pretty good idea too.

J.B. August 19, 2012 at 02:51 pm

I just want to be around when the cording has to be used in an emergency!!!

Jerry August 19, 2012 at 05:00 pm

Never a better reason to create such an emergency.

Bear August 20, 2012 at 08:38 am

I am literally cracking up at the skeezy comments.

Tawna Clark November 26, 2012 at 01:53 pm

Hi guys! Thank you for all the feedback and great comments! We do have a bikini bottom which is slightly different than the one we have listed on the site. I will update the pic and get a model soon. So, be sure to stay tuned ;)

Tawna Clark November 26, 2012 at 01:55 pm

I am from PARAphernalia Gear by the way. I thought it would show my website in my reply.

Jim P. November 26, 2012 at 03:48 pm

Hover over your name — it shows up there.

Do you make can koozies for 16 ounce beer cans?

Tawna Clark November 26, 2012 at 07:05 pm

I make them to fit the Coors cans. Not sure if they are 16oz or not.

Jim P. November 26, 2012 at 08:57 pm

The 16 oz can can is about 2-3 inches taller but the same width. I can send a can if you need a sample. Full or empty — your choice. :-D

Should I e-mail you from your site?

Tawna Clark November 26, 2012 at 09:36 pm

You can email me at or through the site either way.

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