Steal A Car And Fire A Pistol Out Of The Window In The Suburbs

Uh oh. Somebody didn’t stick to the G Code (as the background song suggests):

Police say a Vancouver, WA man currently in the Clark County Jail allegedly fired a 9-mm pistol out the driver’s side window of a stolen car and posted a video of the incident on YouTube.

Full Story – HERE

Hahahah what an idiot.  Keepin’ it real gangsta with that Hanna Montana blanket on his lap too.  Not even the shitty teardrops and other hard looking face tattoos can make up for that.  I consider the girl that’s with him in the car to be just as much of an idiot.

The song is Scarface (Geto Boys) – G Code … hot track if you’re not already familiar.

Enjoy jail Ronnie.  I’m sure you’ll get into some stuff in there that you can add to your already impressive shit head resume.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Krystian, Scott, Brandon

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Mike August 20, 2012 at 12:22 am

Speeding through a residential neighborhood, finger on the trigger the entire time…thank god no one got shot or ran over, especially a kid or something. People like this scare the hell out of me, they have absolutely no regard for human life. All for what? To act ‘hard’ in front of his drug-addicted girlfriend, who by the way, is just loving how ‘badass’ this punk is. It’s people like this who paint guns in an evil light, this little punk deserves to be in jail for a long time.

bryce August 20, 2012 at 01:03 am

Its people like this that require the rest of us to be armed

Bear August 21, 2012 at 02:39 pm
Siddhartha August 20, 2012 at 12:40 am

Never trust a kid, but never trust a kid who can’t grow a proper mustache. Like all criminals he didn’t buy his gun legally, he stole it (or the BATFE provides them) and luckily for everybody around here (yes it’s my neck of the woods) nobody got hurt, but its a good reminder to lock our guns up when we aren’t in control of them because there are idiots like this running around.

Jim P. August 20, 2012 at 12:54 am

A one man crime wave. He ripped off family. Stole the car. And then is dumb enough to put video on the internet.

Maybe 18-24 months will teach him about real gangsta’s.

Hard_Harry August 20, 2012 at 10:27 am

Hopefully in a Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Heath August 21, 2012 at 08:07 am

He looks young, I wonder if he is old enough to go to the big house?

Skeezy August 22, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Oh he is well over the age. try 23

Heath August 22, 2012 at 12:50 pm

No idea. It seems to me juveniles do stuff like this because they know the juvenile system is a joke.

Skeezy August 22, 2012 at 12:56 pm

no, I went to school with him. for years upon years. he is infact 23. going to prison

Heath August 22, 2012 at 01:05 pm

Good to know, thanks.

Skeezy August 22, 2012 at 01:08 pm

Yep. np buddy.

Kenny Blankenship August 20, 2012 at 01:10 am

LOL airsoft G36 too

Dom P. August 20, 2012 at 01:47 am
B_gerk August 20, 2012 at 07:36 pm
Austin August 21, 2012 at 12:17 am
Bear August 21, 2012 at 02:40 pm
JWhite August 21, 2012 at 09:54 pm
Vhyrus August 20, 2012 at 02:33 am

Yeah I laughed my ass off when he pulled out the airsoft. I bet he thought the XD was fake too till he popped it off. He called it a 45 but the report said it was a 9mm.

B_gerk August 20, 2012 at 07:36 pm

shit he called it a glock 40 didnt he lmao

DoubleTap August 20, 2012 at 03:13 am

Best ending could have only been he pulls the weapon on some who is armed and they dump a mag into him.

PT August 20, 2012 at 09:00 pm

I was hoping for the idiot to pop himself in his left leg/groin and find where Mr. Femoral Artery lives.

It would save ammo in tough times like these.

Doug August 20, 2012 at 03:52 am

I was waiting (and hoping) the entire time for him to put a round through his arm.

Al T. August 20, 2012 at 08:42 am
nate August 20, 2012 at 02:06 pm

me too!

NoiseMekanik August 20, 2012 at 04:57 am

This happened 5 miles from my house. I’d be way more appalled if the sheer volume of idiocy wasn’t so goddamn hilarious. Seriously, who commits felonies and posts video evidence on youtube, haha? That kid should rob a bank and use the money to pay for billboard space to display photographs of himself robbing the bank.

GoFightNguyen August 20, 2012 at 05:23 am

Chevy Cruze, the vehicle of choice for gangster drive bys and airsoft wielding hardcore MFers. That girl’s parents must be so proud.

MikeyMike August 20, 2012 at 06:20 am

This G is so dope. I wish my mom would let me get tats like that.

NikonMikon August 21, 2012 at 07:36 pm

You’re so cool SA! I wonder why you never come around chat no more…

Philip August 20, 2012 at 06:46 am

I see nothing wrong in this video.

Jeff August 20, 2012 at 07:29 am

I don’t think he called it a ‘.45’ I think he called it a ‘.40 Glock’. These are the guys who should make a 100ft bungee jump with 120ft of rope.

MrMaigo August 20, 2012 at 08:00 am

I’m sure a 90ft rope would be fine. It would save 30ft, I’m sure the stuff isn’t cheap.

Will August 20, 2012 at 09:29 am

Well, if you wrapped it ’round his neck, sure :D

MrMaigo August 20, 2012 at 10:31 am

it’s bungee, he’s gonna hit the ground anyway

Church August 20, 2012 at 05:25 pm

Um… I don’t get the bungee jump thing. Do you want him to be hanging 880 feet from the ground for some reason? I assume you meant make a 120 ft bungee jump with 1000 ft of rope?

crazed August 20, 2012 at 08:07 am

But he was a good gangsta he was wearing his seatbelt. ( afraid of getting pulled over by the po po?)

Oh boy August 20, 2012 at 03:31 pm

Exactly my thought!

huey August 20, 2012 at 08:36 am

Too bad we cant sterilize folks like this when we arrest them to stop the disease from spreading

Poppy August 20, 2012 at 07:18 pm

We used to be able to in the twenties. Those were good times.

Kevin August 20, 2012 at 09:23 am
Jbeyea August 20, 2012 at 09:59 am

Save the planet kill your self. And people ask me why I carry a gun. Face palm.

xpo172 August 20, 2012 at 10:14 am

He’s clearly showing off for the girl, who should have told him he was an idiot and never gotten into the stolen car. These idiot girls are just as much to blame for some of this childish crap.

Frank August 20, 2012 at 06:30 pm

Exactly. He’s too dumb to be a real criminal.

War August 20, 2012 at 10:58 am

I find it completely hilarious that this dude has probably 9 kids by 9 different women. Anyone ever see the movie “Idiocracy”?

What a fucking retardo clown.

DoubleTap August 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

BRAWNDO……..its got what plants crave!!!!

War August 20, 2012 at 02:07 pm

House of Representin!!!

Hard_Harry August 20, 2012 at 09:20 pm

C’mon let’s get ya sworn in!!!!!!!

cc19 August 20, 2012 at 11:17 am

Youtube is a godsend to LE. I can’t count how many stories I’ve seen on the news where idiot criminals basically provide their own evidence against them by posting videos of their crimes on the most popular, public video site on the planet.

liquidflorian August 20, 2012 at 11:50 am

Wait… Doesn’t G-Code make holsters?

ENDO-Mike August 20, 2012 at 12:38 pm

haha yea there’s a holster company by the same name.

DoubleTap August 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Ever wonder what happens when sperm comes into contact with spermicide and it doesn’t die and makes it to the egg? You just watched the video that answers that question.

RWC August 20, 2012 at 12:36 pm

I see that my prayers for at least one ND went unanswered :-(

War August 20, 2012 at 02:07 pm

I bet those tattoos on his face are Sharpie Brand.

Saxon August 20, 2012 at 02:12 pm

I think I know who’s gonna be on a new World’s Dumbest soon

AftermathGunClub August 20, 2012 at 05:16 pm

When will people learn…to rotate the cell phone for video so it comes out widescreen?

Philip August 21, 2012 at 09:32 am

that is the most disgusting part of this whole story.

Church August 20, 2012 at 05:24 pm

Mislead Youth.

FarmerJoe August 20, 2012 at 06:44 pm

Stupidity on that level should be very very painful. Hope his Saturday Night dance card is full.

dave w August 20, 2012 at 07:09 pm

The internets have taught me how to identify a weapon held by a law abiding citizen and i will now share that knowledge with you. Goodguys have holsters BGs dont. Remember to keep your holsters locked up people.

Critter August 20, 2012 at 07:13 pm

what’s up with that blanket?

B_gerk August 20, 2012 at 07:35 pm

i had to let you know about this one. foolish damn foolish and stupid as fucki

ECG88 August 20, 2012 at 07:37 pm

I love the end when the girl is like, “Where is my Phone?” and the guy is like I dunno and I dont care- get out! lol Doesnt he know that the cops are gonna find her phone in the stolen car and trace it back to him.

elephantrider August 20, 2012 at 07:54 pm

Wiggers gonna wig!

Hard_Harry August 20, 2012 at 09:34 pm

Yet another racially confused couple live out their thug fantasies. I think there needs to be a “Final Solution” to the waste of space white trash problem. They just make everyone look bad, black and white alike.

dave w August 20, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Vote for me and i will put you in charge of my ‘recycling program’

dohfugwimee August 21, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Racially confused… like that..so sad

The Juno August 20, 2012 at 08:31 pm

I hope I speak for the whole of my home state when I say, “I’m totally ashamed of this dude, but that’s pretty funny.”

Punish3r August 20, 2012 at 10:15 pm

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

RWC August 20, 2012 at 11:26 pm

His pubic hair ‘stache and beard are the shit though.

I rocked that style when i was twelve. Good times.

Jeep August 21, 2012 at 02:22 am

He looking odd. Looks like he gots the shits or something…
Sooo badass ! LMFAO

NikonMikon August 21, 2012 at 04:58 am

I fucking love Scarface, this kid is a goddamn retard. Face would probably smack this kid right in his cock holster flaps.

I hope he does something stupid in jail and gets stuck there.

Heath August 21, 2012 at 08:16 am

Does he say he is “going to the next crime now” at 3:42?

Mark August 21, 2012 at 08:22 am

I was really hoping for an ND into his left arm.

Hard_Harry August 21, 2012 at 09:57 am

I kept saying through the entire video, “right here, he’s gonna crank one into his leg or knee” but unfortunately it didn’t happen. =-(

dohfugwimee August 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Hope his new boyfriend likes his music…
Cuz he gonna sing in jail..

proud high point user August 26, 2012 at 11:46 pm

i kept praying for him to crash should i feel bad

Jim P. August 27, 2012 at 12:05 am

You should never feel bad when the shallow end of the cleans itself up. ;-)

Tom January 19, 2013 at 12:55 am

OMG…I was hoping he’d TC. But I was definitely waiting for the dirtbag to have an AD…right into his groin. Or to his gf’s.lol

I wish I could just get 3 minutes with this deuche in an interrogation suite. God…I wish!!!!! Life ain’t fair…

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