MrColionNoir Also Reviews Guns

Let me first of all say I normally have no use for gun reviews.

Since i’m subscribed to MrColionNoir (like you also should be *hint hint*) his reviews were always popping up in my feed.  I didn’t even watch one of them because I am used to the standard crappy boring gun review (yea I know i’m lazy), and I don’t plan on buying like 99% of the stuff he has reviewed, so good or bad my life doesn’t change.  Anyway, I happened to watch the above CZ-75 review only because my friend Jon has that pistol and I’ve shot it a fair amount and liked it, except for a few gripes which I was sure he would touch on.  Sure enough, he didn’t disappoint with the “retarded midget slide” comment (4:05) hahhahahhaha

One thing he didn’t mention, which I found to be an issue is that the trigger was very slippery when I had sweaty hands.  I had not found this to be an issue with my glock triggers probably because they are plastic, and one of them even has lines cut into it.

Anyway, if you’re into reviews, his are worth checking out.  The production quality is top notch, and they are very casual just like his funny vids.




NikonMikon August 22, 2012 at 05:34 am

great vid!


DoubleTap August 22, 2012 at 07:37 am

Stop slapping that trigger.


ExurbanKevin August 22, 2012 at 09:13 am

Hey! I resent that remark about CZ yuppies! I have one (three, actually, soon to be four) and I don’t have an affluent lifestyle!


Weer'd Beard August 22, 2012 at 09:35 am

FYI The “Retarded Midget Slide” is why the recoil is so low. Low slide mass (meaning less shifting of wight in cycling) and low bore axis.


NikonMikon August 22, 2012 at 09:38 am

Or it could be that it is a full-sized, steel-framed 9mm that weighs more than the Beretta 92FS


huey August 22, 2012 at 10:54 am



huey August 22, 2012 at 10:51 am

The “midget slide” affect is because unlike most pistols where the groves of the rails are cut on the frame, in the CZ and other patterns its reversed, where the groves are on the slide (SIG too I belive), this makes the slide appear shorter than it actually is….

Also, that serrated trigger on your Glock is a “target trigger” which helps them gain points on the BATFE checklist to qualify for import)


ENDO-Mike August 24, 2012 at 02:15 am

Ah yea the target trigger. I couldn’t think of that name when I was writing the post, thanks!


Crunkleross August 22, 2012 at 11:35 am

Great production. He might have mentioned this is a updated version of the old CZ75 and there are plastic framed versions. The slow mo shows exactly why his accuracy was not too good, needs to relax some and give up trying to control the muzzle rise.


elephantrider August 22, 2012 at 08:35 pm

I don’t get all the play MrColionNoir’s video’s are getting on here and his youtube viewership in general. There really isn’t much substance to any of them. His long-winded discussions on politics, society, gun stores, CCW, etc are just a bunch of ‘no-shit,’ statements. Nothing new, interesting, or noteworthy about them. His videos of himself shooting are painful to watch, as he is not a good shooter, or even a decent shooter. Props to him for being honest and showing his actual shooting, but what’s to be learned by us there? Now we have gun reviews, that combine the bad shooting, no-shit observations, and a little production value. I’ll be skipping over future posts of MrColionNoir’s videos. Largly a waste of time.


cc19 August 22, 2012 at 11:13 pm

“Every party needs a pooper, that’s why I’m inviting you, Party pooper, party pooper…”


dave w August 22, 2012 at 11:31 pm

mike and colion have a licensing tie in now. it would be like separating Chevrolet from transformers


ENDO-Mike August 24, 2012 at 02:13 am

haha more of a “gentleman’s agreement” between two people that have a mutual respect for each other, but the way you put it does sound a lot more professional so we can call it that. :P


Church August 23, 2012 at 07:54 pm

Please leave elephantrider. Don’t watch it if you don’t want to. I really enjoy MrColionNoir, and I don’t really visit youtube and I really like having his videos on ENDO.


MrColionNoir August 22, 2012 at 10:38 pm

How do you really feel? lol..


NikonMikon August 23, 2012 at 01:15 am

He is a Butthurtian from planet Maddeus V. He feels huttburt.


reaganmarine84 August 23, 2012 at 10:31 pm

Did anyone else notice the “double-strike” on a bad primer at the 1:19-1:20 mark?


Tom January 19, 2013 at 12:39 am

MrColinNoir for US Senate!!

Never mind. They couldn’t handle the honesty…what the hell was I thinking?



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