Open Carry Baby Holster

I don’t have a kid, and I’m not a fan of drop leg holsters:

Source – HowToBeADad

Probably not legal in California.  I couldn’t imagine how many times you’d get stopped by the cops if there was a tactical version of this made out of black ballistic nylon with MOLLE loops all over it.

Shoulder and drop leg?  That’s all they got?  I guess those are the two most practical for baby carry.  IWB and ankle would creepy and awkward respectively.

Not sure why they call it the “Hjölster”… is that spelling supposed to make it appeal to the hipster crowd?


Hat tip: Steve



Poppy September 1, 2012 at 01:03 am

Great, now when you walk it’ll look like a baby’s trying to dry hump yer leg.

Tacticool September 1, 2012 at 01:07 am

They’re making fun of a brand called Baby Bjorn, which is just overpriced designer shit for children who are going to spit up all over it anyways.

Aaronw September 1, 2012 at 07:06 am

Hmm… well, we may have arrived at the point in which something discharges in the holster without the involvement of an errant finger…

Jim P. September 1, 2012 at 07:14 am

The real question is whether it can handle both innies and outies.

Doug September 1, 2012 at 07:47 am

That kid doesn’t look to sure about it.

John Fritzed September 1, 2012 at 08:22 am

The kid looks like he’s getting the life choked out of him. I assuming that’s a he.

Jim P. September 1, 2012 at 08:32 am

BTW, where does baby poo score on the chronograph?

M September 2, 2012 at 09:24 pm

Sometimes it’s the worst shit in the world, sometimes it’s not so bad. You can never tell when a diaper is going to clear the building, and when it’s just brown and sticky, at least with my son.

I’ve always wondered if one of those WW3 thermonuclear diapers could be put to any sort of tactical use…

Aaronw September 1, 2012 at 09:23 am

I think it’s safe to say that during pregnancy, it’s “IWB” all the way…

I have funny poop September 1, 2012 at 09:36 am

If I could get laid, maybe I’ve have use for this. But, lets face it; who wants to screw a guy who still lives with mom and dad?

Church September 1, 2012 at 06:51 pm

This thing is freaking stupid.

ASM826 September 2, 2012 at 06:39 pm

It’s a joke. From a humor blog about parenting.

Orville eye September 2, 2012 at 08:19 pm

You can’t get laid dork. Def won’t have kids

Saxon September 3, 2012 at 10:47 pm

“Sir, you cant openly carry a baby in here!”

Just for kicks, someone needs to modify a tactical vest or plate carrier to mount one of those baby harnesses, along with pouches for bottle, pacifier,etc.

Mike September 4, 2012 at 09:31 am

Hjolster is a jab at Baby Bjorn, a popular brand of baby-carrier.

Alpha February 3, 2014 at 08:51 am

The Hjölster spelling looks Norwegian. Owners? Company history?

Dave September 10, 2014 at 04:24 am

I have something close to that. I turned a 3 day back PAC into a baby bag..I used a double AR mag bouch as an 8oz bottle

dave December 6, 2014 at 08:23 pm

The baby needs a holsters too one for his gun pacifer and bottle.

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