Dramatic Children’s Story About Gaston Glock

Gather around children, Weapons Retardation is back on my radar.  This guy is too much:

Even though I am bitter at the fact he is Richer, Smarter, and Better than me, I kept him him in my RSS feed so I knew he was still making videos… most of them didn’t look like anything I’d want to watch though.  This video though, caught my eye for two reasons:

  1. I love Glock handguns and anything to do with the company
  2. As you can see above on the video before you hit play, homie pulled a jack move on my Gaston + Wife photoshop for his video icon. Screenshot in case he changes it:

Watching the video I still just can’t believe what a character Weapons Retardation is, and how he managed to gain almost 19000 subscribers!  That’s a lot of people who like being talked down to.  If I wanted to listen to shit like this i’d start going to theater, or fire up random conversations with street people who are high off their rockers.

If this guy ever collaborated with Vigilant Spectre (Defenders Of The Derp) on anything, I would post about it then be able to die happy.




dave w September 10, 2012 at 12:22 am

i wanna see a weapons retardation run’n’gun!


dave w September 10, 2012 at 12:25 am

i fuckin hate this douche, i wont watch his videos. whats with the ‘set’ with all the gun flair and fake wife photo, anyway.


ryan w September 10, 2012 at 01:00 am

A 9 minuted handjob from an annoying fanboy. How he has so many subs is beyond me either.


D Larsen September 10, 2012 at 02:05 am

Derp will always outsub nonderp…Vigilant Sphincter proved this. The solution is to flood their comments with obscenity and hate. At the very least they will encounter a stagnation of growth not unlike that of the Obama economy. New people who unwittingly get suckered into their derpness see all the negative feedback and bail. It works.


elephantrider September 10, 2012 at 04:13 am

Man I hate this dipshit. I just left a few shitty comments on Youtube for this video.

My favorite vid of his was the one where he was slathering Ballistol all over every gun and knife he “owns.” What a fucking retard. Hopefully I’ll see this guy one day so I can tell him to his fat face.


Critter September 10, 2012 at 07:03 am

he’s very…orange…


Ben September 10, 2012 at 07:44 am

Jesus, that dude needs to lay off the bottled tan…


Gviken September 10, 2012 at 08:08 am

Holy shit! How do you plummet someone in the head with a mallet? After the third time he said it I was done.


CHAOS September 10, 2012 at 10:40 am

He’s actually got a fair amount of people convinced that he’s helping and representing the gun community… simply because he told them he is. If that works, then im the next president, give me money for my campaign.


Al T. September 10, 2012 at 11:16 am

Wonder if he mentioned the Gen 4 failures?


Josh September 10, 2012 at 05:42 pm

God damn it this guy is annoying. I too liked when he was talking about him being “plummeted” in the head. This dipshit needs to invest in a dictionary.


paul kimble September 10, 2012 at 08:36 pm

after the ed brown waaaaaambulance ill never watch a frame of his garbage again


Sivl32 September 10, 2012 at 09:02 pm

one hell of an annoying cocksucker.. pls do something else with your money.. like pay someone else to do your videos idk.. find a new hobby.



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