Paracord Thong Bikini Bottom

Terrible looking product shot, no shot of a model wearing it, and a terrible looking website where you can buy it for $20.  If after that trifecta of fail you still have a lady in your life you want to see in this thing then I suppose you should head over to purchase it and cross your fingers that it’s good.

I only posted this because I talked about the paracord bikini top that the same company made a few weeks ago.

Thoughts?


Comments

6 responses to “Paracord Thong Bikini Bottom”

  1. banana hammock?

  2. looks like an eye patch.

  3. Hey! Who says this is made only for the ladies?

  4. OK, so, if you’re getting busy while wearing it, what’s to keep the friction from causing your SO blisters in a rather sensitive area?

  5. Eye patch

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    FlynnCastle

    This will not work. The bikini top may have but this will most likely not even fit anyone.