Serve And Protect With A Banana

So when he wants to stop a bad guy what happens?  Does he run in front of them toss the peel down Mario Kart style?

Hat tip: Tyler


Comments

16 responses to “Serve And Protect With A Banana”

  1. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him!

    1. +1 internets for you good sir.

  2. It looks more like a cellphone pouch.

  3. He’s had too many office pops. First offense is a wooden gun, then the banana.

  4. Don’t make me post the Monty Python skit for you…..

  5. must be UK police

  6. If things get really serious, they have to call in the special squad with the blue spiky shell.

  7. He squeezes it so the banana comes rocketing out of the peel and hits the perp in the eye? Less than lethal. Full on hilarity.

  8. where are these cops from? The banana republic?

  9. These posts are cracking me up!

  10. Weren’t British police actually called peelers (after Robert Peel) in the beginning?

  11. Aww, British cops are so adorable arent they? They’re like “look at me, I’m a real Law Enforcement Officer!”

    1. Armed or not, and we do in fact have armed police, they’re still putting themselves in harm’s way to protect citizens, just like your cops. So have some fucking respect.

      1. Jon, I respect the ingrety of British police, and I’m aware that you have armed tactical units. I just believe the idea of a mostly unarmed police force is the hieght of ridiculousness. When push comes to shove, ONLY those who are armed with firearms can keep order. Police should inspire confidence in the law abiding, and terror in the criminals. If I were a British criminal, Ide be laughing all the way to the bank and fully confident that I have 30 minutes to escape with 10,000 pounds before the armed units arrive.

  12. But what if he’s got a pointed stick?