Saudi Wedding Celebration – BYO AK-47

Not a single f**k was given:

Safety is the last thing on their minds.   Lots of AKs… short barreled ones, underfolders etc… I even spot chrome and gold ones!  Nice looking place, and they keep their cars clean too.  It’s amazing no one died.  Can you imagine how much of a damper that would put on the celebration?

It’s a wedding right?  Where are the girls at?  Maybe they were smart and didn’t want anything to do with the shenanigans?

Hat tip: Krystian



Gviken September 20, 2012 at 12:12 am

At least while I pay out the ass at the pump someone is having fun.

matt September 20, 2012 at 12:22 am

Tinnitus, whats that?

Why do they have such old guns if they like spending so much money on cars? You’d think by now they could have imported something nicer than a AK. And if your going to be doing mag dumps, could these guys not afford a RPD or something?

dave w September 20, 2012 at 12:55 am

A bunch of guys with over sized dew rags, firing of ak’s while standing around their Mercedes and BMW’s?
Welcome to Detroit Motherfucker!

Grayson September 25, 2012 at 01:16 am

Nonsense, Sir.

People from Detroit have INFINITELY better fire discipline. ;)

AKFTW September 20, 2012 at 01:09 am

And not a single fuck was given that day.

moi September 20, 2012 at 01:24 am

If you have ever spent any time in the middle east dealing with these types, trust me, you understand the lack of “Western” common sense.

Bull September 20, 2012 at 02:05 am

could probably be summarized with “Insha’Allah”

wiki September 20, 2012 at 01:42 am

would be funny if 20 mins later a hailstorm of bullets rains on their expensive cars…

elephantrider September 20, 2012 at 03:35 am

There is already a hailstorm of spent brass raining on their expensive cars.

Dennis September 20, 2012 at 10:23 am

No one in the wedding was harmed, but dozens of people in the village a half mile away probably died!

USSMunkfish September 20, 2012 at 02:27 am

Yeah, hearing loss wtf and all that… but what the bloody hell is up with that camera? That has got to be the jitteriest most stable camera I’ve ever seen!

Kyle September 20, 2012 at 02:29 am



ARABIA!!! نعم اللعنة!!!

Jeep September 20, 2012 at 02:33 am

Maybe the bride is somewhere in the middle, they’re all dressed in white in there.

I’d love to be there : 1st to fire an AK in full auto, 2nd to see what they look like when they realize they had their windows open, and their leather seats are burned by hot shells.

Grayson September 25, 2012 at 01:22 am

The bride is NOT there, ’cause if she was she would probably be shooting AT these retarded fuckwit wogs.
Oh, dear.
I used the word ‘wog’ to describe someone different from me.
Any Politically Correct people being offended? Yes?


Crunkleross September 20, 2012 at 03:19 am

I think the bride was the one dancing around firing single shots.

Jeep September 20, 2012 at 05:10 am

Or maybe it’s a gay wedding? *smart-a** grin*

45CALifornia September 20, 2012 at 07:58 pm
nikonmikon September 20, 2012 at 05:34 am

You know what’s really annoying? If Americans were to shoot guns off at a wedding the rest of the world would be like look at those redneck fucks. Saudis do it and the rest of the world is just like ‘oh you brown people’. Both are equally retarded.

Randy Medina September 20, 2012 at 05:40 am

You are the most ridiculous person. Why would you say something so stupid?

nikonmikon September 20, 2012 at 05:41 am

Come again?

Bear September 20, 2012 at 08:49 am

Yeah not following Randy’s logic.

Saxon September 20, 2012 at 08:08 pm

Its quite simple Randy, 99.9% of muslims are retarded, fully.

dave w September 20, 2012 at 09:16 pm
Adam September 20, 2012 at 06:15 am

Why does no one in the middle east seem to understand the law of gravity. Somebody had to have gotten hit with that much lead falling from the sky.

Ben September 20, 2012 at 06:40 am

You know how much money those guys have? Do you think they would give a flying fuck if their leather seat got scorched by hot brass? They are probably special “wedding” cars anyway and were bought to be used exclusively on the journey they were about to have.

All of them still had better weapon handling drills than Vigilant Sphincter.

Grayson September 25, 2012 at 01:27 am

“…better weapon handling … than Vigilant Sphincter”

Would somebody PLEASE buy Ben a beer?!?! He just won the Internets!
(or something like it).

Well said, Sir.

Kevin September 20, 2012 at 06:52 am


Phil September 20, 2012 at 06:55 am

$160,000 Car…… $600 Gun.

Willy B. September 20, 2012 at 07:13 am

Might have started as a $600 gun, but chrome finish and ivory furniture.. that’s pushing it to new levels :p

Grayson September 25, 2012 at 02:14 am

And maybe 60 brain cells between all the participants…

Sorry. I just can’t resist a good cheap shot.

ken September 20, 2012 at 07:23 am

when i was in Bahrain, they had what they called TCN (third country nationals – bangledesh, etc) cleaning cars in almost every parking lot for what amounted to less than a us dollar… that’s how you keep the cars clean!

Croppedxout September 20, 2012 at 07:46 am

The women were all in a net hanging from above.

War September 20, 2012 at 09:15 am
jpcmt September 20, 2012 at 10:00 am

That is a badass party to be honest. Of course their compound could be isolated with no neighbors for miles, in such a case, that might be pretty dang fun to dump mag after mag like that. Sure they’re not going to hear very well after that, and their silk robes could burn from brass, and a skull or two may get dented up, some paint chipped, but dang that looks macho! lol

xpo172 September 20, 2012 at 10:34 am

Looks like Oak Cliff Texas on New Years. Dudes have been doing that for years. We used to park the squad car under a bridge. But, rarely does anyone get hit with any falling rounds.

Curtis September 20, 2012 at 11:25 am

1:16, cameraman ducks bullets flying over his head.

Church September 20, 2012 at 11:40 am

I’ll never understand…

Arm3nian September 20, 2012 at 12:54 pm

You have to grow up in the culture to understand. In Armenian, this is a fairly common occurrence at the weddings as well. Looks like a lot of fun to me, to be honest.

Pr0 September 20, 2012 at 04:06 pm

looks fun to me as well.

Cory September 20, 2012 at 06:42 pm

Spray n’ Pray?

GLAWK September 20, 2012 at 07:46 pm

Do they know what guns are for? lol

Saxon September 20, 2012 at 08:05 pm

I firmly believe that I could train an army of chimpanzees to use AK’s accurately and properly before I could train a single muzzie to do the same. They are just culturally incapable of proper weapons handling.

Ben September 21, 2012 at 03:42 am

It’s because of their thin arms and weak wrists.

Saxon September 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

I thought it was the centuries of inbreeding with their first cousins. but that makes sense too.

lucusloc September 20, 2012 at 10:25 pm

i tried counting all the muzzle sweeps. . . that was stupid of me.

Jeep September 21, 2012 at 02:33 am

Tried so, gave me a headache at 2:25, so I gave up…

Ben September 21, 2012 at 03:44 am
librarian September 21, 2012 at 07:53 am

where’s all the spent brass?
is it the frame rate of the camera?

DoubleTap September 21, 2012 at 07:31 pm

In other news today Wolf Ammo sales were up 18%…

Doyletoo September 21, 2012 at 07:38 pm

Sweet Jesus…..I’d love to know if there’s stats on gun ownership
An accidental deaths/shootings there.

Gabe September 21, 2012 at 09:32 pm

1:15: Gold plated AK

also, I love how the regular AKMs and 74s have these little puffs of smoke coming out the muzzle and the AKS-74Us and short barreled AKMs have these massive blue tinged fireballs exploding out the end.

Irresponsible? Yes.
Would it be incredibly fun?
Hell yes.

Grayson September 25, 2012 at 02:00 am

Holy fragarolly…. must be the Guinness hitting my neurons…
Like the Grinch, I just had an idea.
An awful idea.

Why doesn’t some one take up a collection, and use the money to send a (ahem) “Training Team” from the lads at Vigilant Specter over to wherever they recorded these shenannigans, and give ’em a truckload of Kalashnikov ammo?
Then wait. With remote controlled cameras in bullet-resistant camera housings.
Aaaaaand… start a betting pool. The pot goes to whoever gets the closest time, measured in seconds,
to someone doing something stupid – or, time to the first person getting shot.
Good Lord, the potential for multiple Darwin Awards is horribly awesome!
(I’m starting to laugh my ass off, here)
Think about it. Entertainment and an outstanding safety lesson, all in one video!
If nothing else, it should make the buggers at Vigilant Specter a hellova lot more ‘vigilant’ (heh) about firearms safety. Not to mention adding some weapons grade chlorine to the global gene pool :)

Grayson September 25, 2012 at 02:11 am

Sweet suffering Hay-Seuss!!
Just thinking… can you imagine the results if some well-meaning Saudi lads pulled a stunt like this the next time Obama himself goes to pay a visit?
Although it would be hard on the Secret Service people… it would be somewhat undignified trying to evacuate the Prez with the Hershey Squirts running out of your pant legs… :D

(Careful. I have a full magazine of twisted humor and I’m not afraid to use it!)

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