I Don’t Want to Shoot Anyone

MrColionNoir is back with a funny one:

haha a lot of good references in this one.  Some real awesome ones too that I bet a lot of people won’t get.

Dat FN five-seven *bites bottom lip*.  Two-tone too… damn Collins you’re highspeed!

I always just revert back to the “police officers carry guns, why can’t I?” argument then I normally get a big lecture about how they have millions of hours of training, and that they should shoot the guns out of criminals hands if at all possible, rather than killing them.  hahaha you really can’t win.

MrColionNoir is wearing the AR-15 Builders Club t-shirt, which you can pick up over at ENDO Apparel.




junyo October 12, 2012 at 07:53 am

Agree completely with the sentiment, but there’s way too may ‘I wish a mafa would’ guys running around.


Gviken October 12, 2012 at 08:21 am

Awwwww man another thirty commercial?


Gviken October 12, 2012 at 08:22 am

Damn you auto correct tshirt.


dave w October 12, 2012 at 09:47 am

Please, shooting the gun out of their hands is so old school. The academy now trains to plug the barrel with your bullet.


War October 12, 2012 at 10:15 am

It is insane to me, that as crazy as this world is, some folks think it is necessary to question your motives as a law abiding citizen that would like the option of defending ones self from death, the death of another, robbery, rape. In those critical moments, the police can’t protect you, and your average Joe will just flip out his cellphone and videotape your demise while you scream for help.

Carrying is a HUGE responsibility. The WORST day of my life would be the day where I had to use my firearm….but if it is between me and the guy with ill intent…I’d like the option too.


Curtis October 12, 2012 at 10:16 am

You had me at ” fruit of the loom t-shirt with my face on it”.


Will October 12, 2012 at 01:13 pm

What kind of jeans is he wearing and where can i get them?


ENDO-Mike October 12, 2012 at 01:45 pm

They are Balmain biker jeans, and you can order them from Barneys http://www.barneys.com/Balmain-Biker-Jeans/502150310,default,pd.html?cgid=mens-denim&index=2 they have a Euro fit though so order 1 size up unless you like your jeans to fit tight. Use the code “TrollTheFuckHarder” on checkout for 0% off. :)


Tommy P October 12, 2012 at 01:40 pm

I really like that shirt. I didn’t know people actually built AK-47’s by themselves. You’d think that with those guns being so cheap people would just buy one already made instead of trying to be some crazy Russian engineer and make one themselves.


TEAM GLOCK October 12, 2012 at 01:50 pm

Yea bro, a lot of guys prefer to build their own AK-47’s. It allows you to control all the factors resulting in a high quality target rifle.


Mk III Mod II October 12, 2012 at 01:58 pm

I just finished my custom built AK-47 it shoot sub MOA groups at 300 yards. I can’t wait to take it deer hunting this year.


Randy October 12, 2012 at 02:03 pm

My nephew made a Colt AK-47 with an all black paint job. Looks cool!


Black October 12, 2012 at 05:36 pm

Why does he remind me of Old Spice guy?


Church October 12, 2012 at 05:44 pm

‘Cause they’re both awesome.


Church October 12, 2012 at 05:43 pm

Perfect. I just had to explain to someone last night that I would never ever want to have to shoot someone. They didn’t believe me.


Chris Costa October 12, 2012 at 08:50 pm

I can’t fucking wait to shoot someone.


Rodger Young October 14, 2012 at 02:29 am

LOL, you stole my line!


Chach October 13, 2012 at 11:35 am

Is that a threaded FiveseveN pistol? If it is I’m going to go out on a limb and assume he owns a Silencerco Sparrow, but if it’s the Jarvis barrel, that’s like a $350 barrel.



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