Michelle Viscusi – Basically A Tactical Snooki

Comment of the week goes to “jodark” with this gem regarding new Team Glock member Michelle Viscusi:

She’s basically a Tactical Snookie. Her 15minutes will hopefully be over soon.

I’d much rather they do a piece on Gabby Franco. That lady was lovely, pleasent and could shoot.

I don’t normally do a comment of the week, but you guys say hilarious shit so often I may start.



Poppy October 19, 2012 at 01:46 am

You’re doing “comment of the week” now? Time for Poppy to be as offensive, obnoxious and talkative as possible in order to win this honor!

Can I have some retroactive awards while we’re at it? It’d really help my self esteem. May even give me the courage to finally talk to girls!

ENDO-Mike October 19, 2012 at 01:47 am

haha yea you have had some great ones in the past. So many of you guys make me bust a gut multiple times per day.

Poppy October 19, 2012 at 02:19 am

Good enough for me.

*Internet high-five*

liquidflorian October 19, 2012 at 01:51 am

Isn’t that how Buck Yeager got his monicker?

I don’t think she’s a tactical Snooki, she may be a AAA prospect being called up too soon to patch holes in a troubled line up. Either way I think it was a good move for Glock and for Michelle.

JohDeert October 19, 2012 at 02:26 am

Lol your shops are too good. I almost didn’t think you changed anything until I looked up snookie.

Jon Hutto October 19, 2012 at 06:22 am

Nikki Lane doesn’t just model guns, she uses them..

v October 19, 2012 at 09:26 am

“tactical snookie”…
for some reason that sounds incredibly vulgar…V

Martin October 19, 2012 at 09:31 am

Look at it from Glocks point of view, everytime someone makes fun of this whole thing their name gets used again. Advertisement. They don’t care about winning, they care about selling.

PJ October 19, 2012 at 11:01 am

Let us know if you learn of anybody buying a GLOCK product due to Mike posting this stuff.

Andy Wolf October 19, 2012 at 10:48 am

I think it was a good move.

Church October 19, 2012 at 05:47 pm


nikonmikon October 19, 2012 at 07:00 pm
jodark October 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

I saw the similarities (very Italian looking, self-absorbed, hair) back while she was on Top Shot. I’ve said it a few other places, but it never got noticed.

Anyway, thanks for the recognition.

Saxon October 20, 2012 at 09:54 pm

To compare Viscusi to Snooki is like comparing a chocolate bar to a dead cat. Snooki is a fat chilean diseased whore who is famous for being able to take a punch and keep on drinking. Viscusi, on the other hand, is fit, hot, and has at least been productive in her life by serving her country. All true patriots should agree!

Poppy October 20, 2012 at 09:55 pm

Wait, how has she served her country?

dave w October 20, 2012 at 09:59 pm

well like most females in the military she did something mundane which freed up a guy to go do something dangerous. theres laundry to do and sammichs to make in the forces too.

Poppy October 20, 2012 at 10:00 pm

So she was a glorified maid then.

Saxon October 20, 2012 at 10:02 pm

An MP actually, which isnt such a safe job anymore.

Saxon October 20, 2012 at 09:59 pm

Shes in the National Gaurd, and she’s easy on the eyes. Snooki hasnt served, and brings ache to my eyes.

Poppy October 20, 2012 at 10:01 pm

And Rich Graham was a SEAL, what’s your point?

Saxon October 20, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Is Rich Graham good looking? If so, Glock should hire him to help sales to the female market

Poppy October 20, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Totally. If I was gay or a woman I would totally BANG Rich Graham.

Andy Wolf October 20, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Travis Haley just dynamically shit himself.

Tom January 16, 2013 at 10:28 am

Snookie is a cock holster. And a loose one at that.

The sad thing is that people actually watch her shit. It bugs the crap out of me. I can’t stand her short fat drunk diseased ass…now let me tell you how I really feel…lol

Anyway, people like her will be on tv as long as morons keep watching her stupid show and talk about her.

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