A Perfect Gift For Any Twilight Fan

An ash wood stake and eight silver jacketed .357 magnum cartridges:

I’m still trying to figure out what the “Triple threat” is.  I see a stake, and some .357 magnum cartridges.  Disregarding the fact the cartridges are useless without a gun to fire them, that’s still only a “Double Threat” by my count.   Anyone?

Even though they mentioned zombies (ugh) and werewolves in the copy, it was refreshing to see a promo not strictly dedicated to zombies considering that fad peaked a long time ago.

$40 for the kit over at Coonan.  Your loved one will be exploding sparkly vampires in 2013 like a boss.

Hat tip: Cody

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dave w November 29, 2012 at 12:13 am

the silver is #3

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CORTANIAN November 29, 2012 at 12:48 am

The threats are- Zombie, Vampire and Werewolves (triple).

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Linoge November 29, 2012 at 05:43 am

Yup – old-fashioned ballistic impact, stake, and silver.

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ENDO-Mike November 29, 2012 at 10:34 am

Ah right of course. Thanks!

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Church November 29, 2012 at 02:08 am

So, it’s pretty dumb… BUT, I have someone that this would be perfect for as a gag gift… So, IDK.

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Will November 29, 2012 at 04:12 am

.356 Magnum???

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ENDO-Mike November 29, 2012 at 10:34 am

fixed it, thanks.

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Lisa C November 29, 2012 at 07:26 am

It’s a great “gag” gift for the denser preppers ~ because of the silver … once people figure out the zombies won’t be making an appearance before starvation sets in, they might just be able to barter for some MRE’s and H20. ;)

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RWC November 29, 2012 at 09:47 am

A PERFECT GIFT FOR ANY TWILIGHT FAN ??

I thought that would be a box set of ‘Sex and the City’ or ‘Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants.’

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SittingDown November 29, 2012 at 11:55 am

I’ll send those box sets to these guys from Doomsday Preppers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Xpk2kLGoU

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RWC November 30, 2012 at 09:38 am

LOL. It’s like a soap opera.

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SittingDown November 30, 2012 at 09:50 am

LOL!

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dave w November 29, 2012 at 10:38 am

I am not sure silver jacketed bullets are strictly correct for a lycanthrope. All references have cast silver ie solid silver bullets. That said if you have something silver you don’t want, electroplating copper jacket bullets would be very easy to do.
When Hornady comes out with LycanMax, expect it to be a little spendy, the silver alone in one 00 buck is $35.

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P.J. November 29, 2012 at 07:12 pm

I’d seen this a while back but completely forgot about it. I have some wooden 7.62×39 ammo. Hornady may make zombie ammo, but the ComBloc made vampire ammo.

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