Ban Assault Vehicles Like The Ford Mustang

These cars have no purpose whatsoever and no civilian should own one:

These cars are all vicious killing machines, and I’m hear to stop Mustang killings once and for all.

People in the YouTube comments and on Facebook don’t know it’s a joke poking fun at “gun ban” style knee-jerk reactions.   Wait… maybe it’s not a joke? :P

Ban-Assault-Vehicles-Ford-MustangYou can like the Facebook page to support the ban of Ford Mustang assault vehicles.

If it saves even one life….

Thoughts?


Comments

16 responses to “Ban Assault Vehicles Like The Ford Mustang”

  1. Those Prius’s (Prii) are another death machine. The high torque from those electric motors and all electric vehicles are made for rapid acceleration! Add that unnecessary speed to the quietness of electric vehicles and you have a deathly combination.

    How are blind people supposed to cross the road when they can’t even hear 3000+ lbs of metal charging towards them?!

    In fact, I think the government should make it mandatory (and punishable by prison) to have speed limiters installed in them and a loud wailing siren to warn pedestrians of the oncoming danger.

  2. SittingDown Avatar
    SittingDown

    LMAO. Love this.

  3. All cars should be capped at 40hp and governed to 12mph. That will reduce fatalities to near zero. It will be totally worth the loss of mobility and freedom if we can save even one life!

  4. Anthony Austin Avatar
    Anthony Austin

    For real! When the Constitution was written, they only had horse and buggies. Why would someone need that much power in a car? It is only good for breaking the law.

  5. hahaha.. I went to the facebook page and saw a lot of offended derps :D

    1. yeah, lots of folks dont understand sarcasm, someone will start a whitehouse petition next.

  6. Sadly I’m sure they’ll find people who actually agree with the joking premise. I’ve met people who though sports cars should be outlawed. And we live in a country where at least some people are ok with the government banning certain types of food “for our own good.”

  7. John Fritz, HMFIC Avatar
    John Fritz, HMFIC

    Heh, sure got those liberal asshats at Jalopnik wetting their panties. Hilarious.

  8. Which radio-based car talk show was it where the host wanted to have all cars limited to less than 120 HP? Click and Clank?

    1. LiquidFlorian Avatar
      LiquidFlorian

      Yeah, those guys sucked.

  9. its those high capacity minivans that bother me

    1. elephantrider Avatar
      elephantrider

      A high capacity minivan can hold as many as 30 illegal immigrants at one time. Just think what kind of damage they can do at the local welfare office, WIC office, or just clogging up the local DMV. These slow moving, overloaded, high mileage, unroadworthy high-cap minivans are a menace on the roadways. I for one do not want to live in a society that tolerates high capacity minivans full of illegals.

      1. ROFL

      2. “high-cap minivans” lol!

        you win the internets!

  10. I’m sure a compromise can be reached. Perhaps removing the spoiler at the rear, get rid of the fake air vent, and make it a 4 speed instead of a 5 speed? Also, no racing stripes. Then it’ll be more of a family car instead of a deadly “sport-type” car that kills innocent children and women. Did I mention limiting the gas tank capacity to only 1 gallon?

  11. This shit is stuped WTF are yhall talkeing about if they band mustang they maswwll band every other car