1st Grader Rodney Lynch Doesn’t Play (Except When He Does)

play shoot someone with his fingers and then a pair of scissors… and get suspended:

In a letter to Lynch’s parents, the vice principal of Roscoe R. Nix Elementary School said their son had been sent to the principal’s office three times on Dec. 20 for pretending his fingers were scissors and then a gun. After the third incident, he was suspended, according to the letter, obtained by WJLA.

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hahah that little guy is priceless.  Maybe when he gets older he can shack up with the Houston TX girl who got suspended and labeled a terrorist for her own finger gun? It will be like Bonnie and Clyde…

School officials questioned Rodney about things like whether his family owned a gun, and he had to tell them all his video games.

Oh wait a minute…. 2 different copies of Call of Duty?!?!?!??! This kid is obviously on his way to being a stone cold killer:


Rodney-Lynch-Finger-Scissor-GunBAN FINGER GUNS, ASSAULT FINGERS, and ASSAULT SCISSORS.  He’s got 10 fingers, and they’re all deadly.

<— Notice I screen capped Rodney in full face palm.  Fitting right?


Hat tip: cc19



Jeff C January 4, 2013 at 12:44 am

“He’s got 10 fingers, and they’re all deadly.” At least he didn’t have high-capacity hands.


arron January 4, 2013 at 01:02 am

That’s so stupid. He’s just a little kid, someone should have a talk with the teacher and principal.


Cliff January 4, 2013 at 01:31 am

ban children and ban schools. badda-bing – no more kids getting shot at school. thank me later.


dave w January 4, 2013 at 03:50 am

I wonder how the teacher reported that to the principle?
Well he made a hand GUN = fired
He made his fingers like this = Fired
In fact the amount of times the teacher and principle must have broke their own rules must be huge.


Dave January 4, 2013 at 08:31 am

Yeah, my girlfriend’s kid has had to change schools for this same thing. They called it “pointing in a threatening manner.” And said he could no longer attend that school due to his behavior. And yes, it was a public school. He was in second grade.


Kevin January 4, 2013 at 09:25 am

It’s amazing how much of the mainstream movies, video games, media, etc all celebrate violence (I’m not saying they shouldn’t cause I love it) and then when a child reenacts those things in good fun he gets reprimanded.


Andrew January 4, 2013 at 09:52 am

Why did you leave out Medal of Honor Airborne. Game is fun yo.


ENDO-Mike January 4, 2013 at 07:52 pm

Oh! I didn’t recognize that, “medal of honor” was blurry and I’m not that into games.


MrMaigo January 4, 2013 at 09:54 am

Being a kid, banned in first grade.


Chase Cullinan January 4, 2013 at 10:05 am

Hell, in 7th grade my friends and I would pretend to shoot each other or with “air guns” (see air guitar”. One of us would start it off, eventually we would one up each other until someone “pulled out” a bazooka or some kind of HEAT launcher or grenade or something stupid. Teacher used to tell us to stop, or catch us here and there. That was it. Her husband was also a marine. LOL


dave w January 4, 2013 at 10:43 am

If these rules were around then i would have spent most of my life in detention or jail.
We used to play star wars too, i wonder if air light sabers are bad too.


GLAWK January 5, 2013 at 01:00 am

it’s funny cause you were doing this in 7th grade lol


Todd S January 4, 2013 at 10:42 am

If he’d have kept his booger hook off the bang switch… wait…


Dennis January 4, 2013 at 10:58 am

We all know guns don’t kill people, fingers do.


RWC January 4, 2013 at 11:05 am

Suspend him for liking the Ravens, not for using his imagination.


RWC January 4, 2013 at 11:52 am

Did you see a town in CT is having a…seriously now, a video game buyback ala a gun buyback.

The stupid. It burns.


Jeff January 5, 2013 at 01:02 am


Kinda reminds me of the bonfire of the vanities… kinda shows we’ve never really left the dark ages…


peter ringer January 4, 2013 at 01:05 pm

what next scary faces ?


Lance January 4, 2013 at 07:44 pm

Lol. This is gold!


Jim P. January 5, 2013 at 09:11 am

This was my daily WTF? moment.

How stupid can they be?


Joseph Wilson January 8, 2013 at 01:30 am

You dumb Americans wanted this Equilibrium/Idiocracy Liberal society. You got your wish! Honestly I think were closer to Idiocracy but were not too far from Equilibrium either.



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