Miss America 2013 Winner Mallory Hagan Gun Control Robot

Beauty and brains.  No wait… scratch that, just beauty:

Her reaction to winning (pictured below), was pretty much the same as my reaction to her stupid answer.  The answer, which made basically no sense considering the question that was asked.  Gun safety classes? Education? Proper use? Longer waiting period? WTF?


Coincidence that she was “Miss New York” before she won the national title?  hah.

I’m thinking the police should stop shooting people, and do more educating instead.  You know… because we need to give criminals a chance, they are people too.




Sivl32 (elvis) January 19, 2013 at 01:22 am

“one the national title”? won? lol


ENDO-Mike January 19, 2013 at 01:39 am

haha thanks. That was mild compared to my usual typos. ;)


Steve P. January 19, 2013 at 07:20 am

“Won” more typo…

“Gun gun safety classes?”


ENDO-Mike January 19, 2013 at 12:14 pm

oh god hahah k fixed that one too thanks


DaveP. January 19, 2013 at 05:16 am

It’s not like she was selected for her brains, after all.


Noelle June 22, 2013 at 12:44 am

Of course not, because someone in the Presidential Honors Program who studied biomedical science at Auburn is obviously quite dumb. And that is sarcasm in case you didn’t catch on.


Person who wishes to remain anonymous August 2, 2013 at 01:45 pm

What is brainless about gun safety classes?


Cameron January 19, 2013 at 06:44 am

She could have said something a lot dumber than that. I actually think firearms safety courses in primary education would be a very good thing.


Bilbo January 19, 2013 at 07:10 am

Why anyone puts credit or validation into pageants is beyond me. One look at honey booboo and you get a reflection of the majority of pageant life and people


Noelle June 22, 2013 at 12:41 am

Actually Honey boo boo, Toddlers and Tiaras, and shows like them are terrible representations of pageantry. Many of the girls in the major systems, if they even competed as children, came from natural pageants, not the glitz pageants used by television producers to get better ratings. Natural pageants are a test of intellect and confidence while promoting fitness, education, and charity. Personally I can’t stand Honey boo boo because it falsely convinces people like you that pageants are for stupid girls when in fact you have to be quite smart to win. For example, Mallory Hagan, the girl you are all calling stupid, happens to have studied biomedical science. Even though she transfered schools and switched majors, she is part of the Presidential Honors Program. And now, thanks to the Miss America system, she has plenty of scholarship money to complete her education at the end of her reign. Why don’t all of you check your facts before you belittle someone? She worked hard to get where she is and she is not stupid by any stretch of the imagination.


Steve P. January 19, 2013 at 07:34 am

Actually this is the most well thought out and articulated comment you will get from an average New Yorker. Good for her, toeing the state line. If she said anything different New York would strip her of her title. I cannot believe how people think here. We have one of the lowest shooting rates in the country but now we need to have the most restrictive control. Numbers do not matter here we need to ban “assault weapons and high-capacity clips”. But then asked about actual numbers, the definition of “assault weapon” or what the hell is a “high-capacity clip” it’s all blank stares.


Jim P. January 19, 2013 at 08:36 am

I generally ignore all of these pageants, anyway. Now I know why; I can’t stand stupidity.


russe11m January 19, 2013 at 09:29 am

She’s Miss New York, but she grew up in Opelika, Alabama. If she wasn’t exposed to guns as a child, I would be extremely surprised.


John Fritz January 19, 2013 at 09:35 am

Well her answer wasn’t that bad.


Jim P. January 19, 2013 at 10:20 am

“The answer is to not fight violence with violence.”

She doesn’t get that the answer to a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Woul she have the police disarmed. Total airhead.


Audacia77 January 19, 2013 at 10:39 am

I see that and I think of this…



Capt. Glenn January 19, 2013 at 11:28 am

She said what was politically correct to keep herself in the running.


Noelle June 22, 2013 at 12:53 am

That’s not likely, there is not any necessarily correct answer to a judge’s question. Girls who are trained for pageantry are encouraged to give their honest opinions in the interview and during the on stage question.


Phil January 19, 2013 at 12:01 pm

US troops totally stormed Normandy with Hugs and Kisses.


Cargosquid January 19, 2013 at 06:12 pm

And she’s not even from New York. Only lived there for the last 4 years.


Saxon January 19, 2013 at 10:03 pm

Not surprising, most Yankee women are hags


Jim P. January 19, 2013 at 10:12 pm

But the London hotties just abound?


Saxon January 19, 2013 at 10:18 pm

I’m not a Brit, and yeah they’re mostly bland as well.


Justaguy January 20, 2013 at 12:35 am

She is 22LR of women.

You have fun with her, but you don’t pick up the brass, you only do that for brass with value.


Noelle June 22, 2013 at 12:51 am

Like a Miss America candidate would “have fun” with you. They are classy ladies and are stripped of their titles and scholarship winnings if found to have weak morals. So I highly doubt that someone who values their education as much as anyone who has made it that far in the Miss America system would throw all of that hard work away to “have fun” with someone like you. And honestly, you will never find brass with more value than a Miss America so I am genuinely sorry you feel that way.


John January 20, 2013 at 11:11 am

“I know no safe depositary of the ultimate powers of the society but the people themselves; and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise their control with a wholesome discretion, the remedy is not to take it from them, but to inform their discretion by education. This is the true corrective of abuses of constitutional power.” –Thomas Jefferson to William C. Jarvis, 1820. ME 15:278


John January 20, 2013 at 11:13 am

Looks like she does have brains after all.


John January 20, 2013 at 11:22 am

Also the gunman who shot-up those kids at Sandy Hook tired to buy another rife, but state law of CT requires a waiting period for certain firearms. So the he didn’t buy it and maybe put to use as the nut job plan to.
She knew that and said that was one possible solution.


Saxon January 20, 2013 at 02:28 pm

John, to my knowledge Adam Lanza never bought any of his weapons, he stole them from his mother.


John January 20, 2013 at 04:22 pm

According to a report at nbcnews.com Adam Lanza, who murdered twenty children and six adults at the Sandy Hook Elementary School yesterday, had tried to buy a rifle at a Dick’s Sporting Good store on Tuesday. “Adam Lanza, 20, went to a Dick’s Sporting Goods store in Danbury, Conn., on Tuesday to buy the weapon, but was turned down because he didn’t want to undergo a background check or abide by the state’s waiting period for gun sales, the officials said.” Wait, what? We’re so confused. We thought, based on the incessant on-air emoting of of the usual anti-2A talking heads that we need more laws to prevent someone like Lanza from buying a gun. More laws that would — in the vast majority of cases — make it harder for law-abiding citizens to buy firearms, too. See, we’d heard that “the reality is that in the United States of America in 2012, it’s easier in many states to rent an automobile — to buy an automatic weapon than it is to rent an automobile. It’s more demanding.” Apparently we were misinformed.


Person who wishes to remain anonymous August 2, 2013 at 01:38 pm

What is wrong with gun safety classes?
If people can’t stop killing people then why not.. If you don’t want the guns removed use them properly


Person who wishes to remain anonymous August 2, 2013 at 01:49 pm

If you look at the number of people killed by guns in Britain and do the population percentage ratio crap you end up with many many less people dead.



Person who wishes to remain anonymous August 3, 2013 at 03:34 am

I am a pacifict


Rational person December 23, 2017 at 04:19 am

American posting anti-gun-control message calls someone else brainless… HAHAHAHAHAHA!



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