Jim Carrey On Assault Rifles

Because Jim Carrey is apparently still relevant:

I’ll admit I liked Ace Ventura, and The Mask back in the day.  I can’t wrap my head around how he figures it’s incomprehensible someone would by an “assault rifle” for protection or even for recreation.  Last time I checked, there are millions of AR-15s out there that haven’t been used to kill innocent children.  You really need to keep an eye on those things though… they could sneak away and do bad things when you’re not looking.


I doubt Jim Carrey is famous enough to have armed security anymore, but you never know. Granted they likely wouldn’t have “assault rifles” but I’m sure they would carry assault handguns with assault clips.




bigghoss February 4, 2013 at 02:33 am

So because someone used a tool to commit evil I’m immoral if I want one for perfectly legal reasons? By that logic, anyone who flew on a plane after 9/11 is human garbage. Anyone who’s ever bought diesel fuel after the Oklahoma City bombing is a rat bastard who should be ashamed. We need to stop buying rope unless you’re the type of sick bastard who loves suicide.

Dear Jim, remember when you were famous and people watched your movies? Gosh that was a while ago. Please STFU until you know what an assault rifle actually is, dumb ass.

Sivl32 (elvis) February 4, 2013 at 02:53 am

oops didt see we made the same reference…. great minds

ringo45 February 4, 2013 at 09:40 am

I thought the same thing before I saw your comments.

Sivl32 (elvis) February 4, 2013 at 02:53 am

anyone who can get a pilots license after 9/11 has very little left in their body or soul.

bobby February 4, 2013 at 03:11 am

Oh wait he’s CANADIAN, SO STFU! The Canadians Never had to spend Billions on their Military as the US Was protecting them. I can’t stand Foreigners Spouting shit about American issues when they CAN”T VOTE. Idiots. STFU.

Oh and all those Celebrities Using Guns and Violence To sell their movies to make Millions then Complain about being against Guns, STFU TOO! Hypocrites! Sly Stallone/Swartznegger Idiots. Wait didn’t Discovery have what 4 shows on guns, and it was POPULAR?? hmm

Fienstein is a cunt. Just sayin.

Alex February 8, 2013 at 10:41 am

Canadians have just as much right to voice there opinions, or any other country for that matter. Your closed minded to think a citizen from any country other than the almighty American must have an uniniformed opinion. By your logic, America should not have ever intercepted the goings on of another country, but clearly that isn’t the case. What happens in one country affects your country, Im sure the United States would not be happy if Canada were to legalize previously illicit substances, and would surely voice their opinion in contrast to what you “think”. Not to mention the fact that Canada doesnt have to spend nearly as much on the military as America has not a single thing to do with this post. That being said, you still have more logic than Jim Carrey

DaveP. February 4, 2013 at 04:19 am

Hey, isn’t this the guy who used to do a routine where he acted like his ass was talking? Gee, his opinions must be ever so important and well-thought-out. We must all listen to thewisdom of the ass-talking-man.

Linoge February 4, 2013 at 05:53 am

I have to wonder about a person so quick to dehumanize other folks on the basis of a difference of opinions. That is generally the first step to some very dark places.

jpcmt February 4, 2013 at 10:10 am

We still have no idea what the gunman used in Sandy Hook. The reports initially by the PD was 4 handguns..then later it was reported he only used an AR15 to “riddle” the bodies of the kids..yet the coroner said no bullet’s exited..and then MSNBC says an apology that it was just handguns, not an AR..and that an AR was pulled from the gunman’s trunk later in the day…which when you look at that video looks like an SKS in a choate or tapco stock.

But that aside, he’s just a typical hollywood nimrod who knows nothing about what he’s saying. He’s bout the line, hook, line, and sinker, that the evil ar15 assault weapon is what kills little children, not a deranged lunatic like he is. But hey, in the “blame game” the only thing that matters is finding something when the gunman is dead…the gun(s) are what matter.

Ed February 4, 2013 at 11:34 am

Haha “riddle.” I see what you did there.

Also, I haven’t been following much of the details, and forgive my ignorance, but I have usualy noticed in my experience that even pistol rounds will most likely exit a body. Isn’t the “standard” for penetration on hollowpoints supposed to ideally be 12 inches? 12 inches would exit most angles from my body.

lolinski February 4, 2013 at 01:36 pm

Ballistic gel simulates soft tissue, stuff like bone and muscles aren’t soft tissue, thats why they recommend that much penetration.

dave w February 4, 2013 at 01:53 pm

they had a press release a couple of weeks back listing everything. i forget what the shotgun was in the trunk, something russian i think.

JRKey February 4, 2013 at 12:26 pm

Hey didn’t JC practically abandon and never sees his special need child?? If that’s having a soul I hope his goes straight to hell.

Andrew February 4, 2013 at 04:47 pm

last thing I need is some talking heads telling me how to conduct my life.

ANON February 4, 2013 at 06:35 pm

Jim Carry and his hooker ex-girlfriend killed more kids with their anti-vaccination bullshit than our rifles ever did.

retro_joe February 4, 2013 at 06:59 pm

I was going to post exactly that. Kudos!

mcahd February 5, 2013 at 11:50 am

+1 AMEN!

Franz February 4, 2013 at 08:20 pm

As with Pierce Morgan, if you do not like this country (and the “rubes” that pay your salary by watching and buying your movies) you are more than welcome to leave and not come back.

Please be a good guest and stop trying to interfere with our internal politics.

If I want any advice on acting experience you will be the 52nd person I will call.

DaveyC February 5, 2013 at 09:51 am

Wait, Jim Carrey was ever relevant? I mean, funny, yeah, in an inane, sophomoric sort of way, but relevant?

Nick February 5, 2013 at 11:45 am

This tweet coming from an asshole who’s sucking down Prozac for his depression & while refusing to be part of his autistic [ex] step-son ‘s life. Yeah sure, lets hear some more of your shiny righteous example. What a douche bag.

That was and is still a fucking asshole, even back in the days at the Comedy Store.

cc19 February 5, 2013 at 01:58 pm

Just another typical celebrity disconnected from the average American, preaching from their ivory tower.

Lance February 5, 2013 at 07:22 pm

Anyone who spells “anyone” with a numeral 1 doesn’t have the mental capacity for an opinion.

Cuban Pete February 6, 2013 at 12:43 pm

He’s probably still blaming mercury for the reason his son is, to put it politely, slow as a rock.

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