FXHummel1 On University Of Colorado Rape Prevention Tips

With a song even:

The list in question:

  1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
  2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead!  It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
  3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can’t run in them.
  4. Don’t take time to look back; just get away.
  5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
  6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
  7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
  8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
  9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
  10. Remember, every emergency situation is different.  Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.

ENDO rape prevention list:

  1. Shoot rapist.

Keep Calm And Carry One T-Shirt

Girls please just Keep Calm And Carry One, that’s the best measure.  I actually really don’t see why there was such a big deal made about the original list, besides the fact that rape is understandably a touchy subject.  As far as I can tell, the point of the list was basically “get away, or try and stop it by grossing your attacker out.”  I remember hearing tips like that for years and although I don’t pretend to know the dynamics of that type of situation, it seems to me like a woman’s options are quite limited if they are not armed.




mattv2099 March 7, 2013 at 01:24 am

Just train men to not rape women.


Fucking seriously.

Naw. I’d rather train women to mozambique mother fuckers.

Heath March 7, 2013 at 06:53 am
Chris March 7, 2013 at 02:39 am

Free handgun with every rape! Makes disposing of the victim easier and you’ve still got 7 rounds left for passers by!

DaveP. March 7, 2013 at 05:44 am

If I remember my FBI figures, #5 is a flat-out lie. “passive resistance” just gets Mister Rapist pissed off. Shooting his ass gets you home and safe.

It says a lot about Democrats that they’d rather see a woman brutalized and possibly murdered… than armed.

ringo45 March 7, 2013 at 06:46 am

Endo’s list for the win!

tsn4 March 7, 2013 at 02:54 pm

So who among you can just throw up on comment? I can’t. Are the victims supposed to stick their finger down their throat? How could these people get elected to office. What is is wrong with you Colorado?

dave w March 7, 2013 at 03:37 pm

I am teaming up with a local septic company to sell bags of rapist repellant on campuses, anyone want in at ground level?

Todd S March 7, 2013 at 03:44 pm

I’m down!

StarvinPilgrim March 8, 2013 at 08:34 am

I asked my wife if she wanted me to buy her a new handgun to carry or if I should just shit in a bag so she can be ready for an attacker.

Matthew james March 7, 2013 at 04:47 pm

They want women to tactically shit their pants.

The troll memes are coming true :(

k.rollin March 10, 2013 at 12:56 am

That list is bullshit. Kimberly Weeks tried some of those strategies while she was being raped, like saying she had herpes and that she needed to piss. No surprise that her attacker continued his attack regardless.

Afterwards, she spent the next SIXTEEEN minutes trying to get through to 911.


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