FXHummel1 Subscriber Songs Collaboration Opportunity

You can work with FxHummel1:

FXHummel1-ENDO-Defend-FreedomYou have to head over to his facebook post and give him an idea, some lyrics, etc… but you MUST be willing to work with him on the song.  You can’t be butthurt if he wants to make some changes to your song or idea.

Holy I have a lot of t-shirts now.  Head over to ENDO Apparel if you want to buy any of them.



SittingDown June 1, 2013 at 08:17 pm

Derperators (to the tune of “We are the Champions” by Queen)

I’ve never paid my dues-
Time after time –
I’ve had no sentence
But committed a crime –
And bad mistakes
I’ve made a slew
I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face –
But I’ve come through

We are the derperators – my friends
And we’ll keep on trolling – till the end –
We are the derperators –
We are the derperators
We are all losers
‘Cause we are the derperators – of the world –

I’ve taken my bows
And my curtain calls –
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it

I thank you all –

But it’s been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise –
I consider it a duel contract-worthy challenge before the whole human race –
And I ain’t gonna lose –

We are the derperators- my friends
And we’ll keep on failing – to win –
We are the derperators –
We are the derperators
Eternal losers
‘Cause we are the derperators- of the world –


ENDO-Mike June 2, 2013 at 09:51 pm

hahah epic


SittingDown June 1, 2013 at 08:35 pm

Eternal Failures of the Spotless Mind (To the tune of “Triumph” by Wu Tang Clan)

Piers bombs with stupidity, Idiotic’ philosophies
and hypothesis can’t define how much failure’s in these
lyrical mockeries, rape, dog sex and sodomy
Molding great pottery, possibly missed a spot ya see
Bum scarred internally, explosion when Piers Morgan hits
tremendous, guns are not one of my strengths
I inject bong hits, highs bigger than ancient women’s tits
Failed ratings, but once sold tabloids most voluminous
Deceiving the masses with dumb ass tactics
Graphic displays of Newtown kids covered in blankets
Tricked people with my Texas range visits
Appealing to emotions, avoid logic and reason
Brady campaign heads trying to score
Guns revealed I hit the floor, no more fans like before
Behold my brother’s a soldier, my goal’s to control the globe slowly
Proceed to show the world I’m a CNN whore
Stomp grounds and throw tantrums like your daughter when you took her Glock
Piers Morgan releases weak attempts at shock, performin live on your weakest block

What I have so far on this one. LOL


ENDO-Mike June 2, 2013 at 09:53 pm

Queen AND WU Tang? Both amazing choices hahaha.


Wolf June 1, 2013 at 11:25 pm

his haircut doesnt suit him.


Wasder June 2, 2013 at 11:56 pm

Mike, please make your t-shirts available for delivery in Russia.


ENDO-Mike June 8, 2013 at 09:35 pm

Unfortunately I won’t likely be doing international shipping again any time soon. Do you have a friend in the US could forward the shirts to maybe? I know some guys use mail forwarding services too, but I’m not sure what those cost.



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