FXHummel1 – I Hate Glocks (Feat. ABSuperman)

Bars for days from these two:

So awesome.  I enjoy all of FXHummel1‘s songs, but this one is definitely in my top 5.  You guys know how much I like rap.  They did a really nice job.  Absuperman definitely doesn’t disappoint with the flow either.  A lot of thought went into the lyrics too!  You can click through the youtube video and read them in the description.

FXHummel1-ENDO-Defend-FreedomI’m kind of hurt I wasn’t approached to at least do ad-libs :P  “Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah”… “That’s riiiiiiiiiiiiiight”…  “Jeh Jeah”… “Uh Huh”… “Bang bang” etc…

Thoughts?  Even some of you guys that hate rap must have been nodding your head to the beat.



Spectre June 12, 2013 at 04:36 am

I absolutely hate rape music- (not a typo).
But this was fucking outstanding. Big nod to FX and AB… Stay OG boys.


Kevin June 12, 2013 at 04:55 am

I feel like if fxhummel had more production value to work with he could make some amazing quality shit (not in his living room) – he does so well with so little!


SittingDown June 12, 2013 at 07:10 am

I Love Glocks (To the tune of “How High” by METHOD Man and Redman)

Excuse me as I kiss this Glock,
Singing praises of Gaston–Glocks get me high,
The people would die to protect Glock culture,
Spraying 9mm like Randy Couture,
Glock stylin, HMMM
Blacker than your blackest stallion,
Hit all your Bin Laden targets,
Dead Center now,
Hell yes, fxhummel, wow, Glock pow,
Glock turns that frown upside down now,
Like a red haired clown…

My ENDO AR furniture on that Glock makes ya lungs collapse,
Now that the Glock has appeared panties drop and titties flop,
Glock has what you need whether you’re derp or hardcore,
Tennifer coatings drip like you gave it to Lily Thai, she wants more,
The jealous fools just can’t stand it,
Glock has more sex appeal than your hottest girl,
Compared to Glock she a ham sandwich,
Plus, the trigger has it all,
Fuckin with Glock is a straight derp call

Countdown and you’ve still got more,
rounds in ya mag to shoot even with all that brass on the floor,
Glock brings the pain or pleasure, depends on the quality of whore,
The 19 is a favorite among skilled concealers
Glock doesn’t need advertisement to sell out stores,
Less kick than one legged blow up doll,
Still packs more punch than you bargained for,
Gaston made the previous level of perfection have more,
For real Glock keeps it ill like a piece of Tennifer coated steel,
Glock pointed at your temple with the intent to kill,
And end your existance, G-L-O-C-K
Aint no use for resistance, ENDO means Every Day.

Glock is the ultimate rush to annyone inhaling lead dust,
The smell of Glock rust helps ya pull mad sluts,
Glock barrels glow like critical mass,
Chambers examined by elves for all of us, perfection is more than enough,
Glock like a miner’s lamp never stops it drills holes for the cops,
Ever present stares, jungle beats with each press of the hair,
Too many shit guns, make the right choice before the option goes,
Masterfully presented, no need for a stance, I make my own,
Derps domes are cold, probably filled with mold,
Reminds me of a old home, falling apart with each word shown,
Glock won’t miss it’ll hit it’s mark now,
With the G in the kydex, fools walk by and forget they ever saw me,
Forget me not I rock the spot check glock,
Broke ain’t in it’s vocabulary, like a counterfeit artist has nuff bread for the box,
Fuck the other options “it’s all I need to get by,”
Like Mariah Carey and ODB back when they made a hit that went live.

Look up, shift your eyes, right then left, it’s an ominous name
Glock 9. Up up to the sky!


ENDO-Mike June 13, 2013 at 09:20 pm

Awesome work!


Cargosquid June 12, 2013 at 04:25 pm

I almost lost all my coffee at the “head/desk” scene. Too funny.


Sivl32 (elvis) June 12, 2013 at 11:52 pm

love fx, cant stand Absuperman, didn’t care for this video at all. but thought Absuperman did a great job with his rap. couldnt quite understand FX.


carl June 14, 2013 at 06:59 pm

What the heck? I’ll have you know that Absuperman put you through college!


Bear June 13, 2013 at 06:01 am

These two AND a Yeager cameo? I love youtube.



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