Don’t Tread On Me And My Armed Girlfriends

Says Natalie who is pissed at the way some guys treat women who are into shooting, recreational and otherwise:

Is it gay that I thought “Damn MrColionNoir would look badass with that hair!”?  Maybe I shouldn’t have shared that. LOL contrast hair is so cutting edge… like when Asians rock the blond how they do. (Shout out to my blond Asian blog readers).

Cooked this up in the lab:


Yep confirmed… MrColionNoir would look badass with Natalie’s hair.  It’s also confirmed that she would not look good with his face.  I know some of you #Foreveralones are saying to yourselves “I’d Holla!”… but no… just no…

MrColionNoir you Shawn Michaels looking mofo you…  If you’re considering, I say run it past Upscale Allen… but as a career move in my opinion that look is a go.  Everyone wants a lawyer with amazing hair, it’s a fact. Cases have been won by epic hair alone; look it up in your fancy books.

Thoughts?  Would you love MsNatalieNoir long time?  What about the MrColionMichales look… good to go?



hnl.flyboy June 25, 2013 at 12:39 am

What has been seen…cannot be unseen…


Ronald RayGun June 25, 2013 at 01:29 am

I don’t even want to know how many scotches you’ve had tonight…..


Matt in FL June 25, 2013 at 03:17 am

What the holy hell…


Seb June 25, 2013 at 03:50 am

good grief man! xD


Joe Mama June 25, 2013 at 06:49 am

Mommy….make them stop mommy.


PhoenixNFA June 25, 2013 at 06:49 am

Nuke it from orbit.


PhoenixNFA June 25, 2013 at 06:50 am

Aka 2/10 would not bang.


El Duderino June 25, 2013 at 08:26 am

It’s the only way to be sure.


Taylor TX June 25, 2013 at 06:58 pm

damnit you be me to it. This happens mostly at night, mostly.


Dallas June 25, 2013 at 07:36 am

Yikes! Maybe if he rocked blond dreads…


Russell June 25, 2013 at 08:26 am

That second picture is killing me lol. Cannot stop laughing


elephantrider June 25, 2013 at 11:47 am

“If they mated.” For the old school Conan fans.


MattV2099 June 25, 2013 at 11:38 am

Omfg lmao


Nakedgun June 25, 2013 at 04:08 pm

Way to wreck a perfectly good video, Mike…
And yeah, it’s probly not a very straight thought you’re having there.


Powers June 25, 2013 at 04:54 pm

Holy Christ!!!! WTF?


Wolf June 25, 2013 at 06:40 pm

I agree with her 100%. I remember selling guns and I despised the notion that all women should be resigned to pink revolvers or .380s because “they ain’t never gonna use it”. I caught much flak for it sometimes, but If a woman wanted her first firearm, I told her husband or boyfriend to shut up and let her pick what *she* wants. If you don’t like something, you wont use it and you’ll never be proficient with it.
Oh, and guys.. Stop giving the petite girls Desert Eagles and 10 Gauge shotguns, knowing they are gonna hurt themselves. I know that’s just you stroking your small.. uh, pride, but it’s not helping and it’s a total dick move.


rjparis June 25, 2013 at 09:08 pm

Agreed. Although I do find it funny when anyone not only women grab a beast of a firearm and expect to be able to handle it. ( the trex shooting videos come to mind, haha all those people being flung around from recoil still make me laugh)


Mark June 26, 2013 at 08:03 pm

All of my kids including my 3 daughters were started out with bb guns and pellet rifles, moving up to my .22 rifles and handguns. Now they all enjoy shooting my .38’s but they all love and want to shoot my 1911 ALL THE TIME. Between it and my HK91 clone I’m going broke buying ammo for their shooting.


Kyle July 7, 2013 at 01:31 pm

I hate hate hate hate the notion that women are only “Strong enough” to handle a 20 gauge, a .410, a .38, .380, or hell, .32 or .25 auto. Women more often than not can handle the recoil of a 12 gauge. They can handle the .45’s, they can handle the 10’s, they can handle the 9’s and the .40’s. Let them pick what’s comfortable for them. Let them learn what they can and cannot handle. Maybe she won’t like a .38 or a .380 because it’s too small. Maybe she wants that glock 21 in .45 because she likes the way it shoots. It’s her gun, it’s her decision. Stop treating them like inferiors because you don’t want to seem inadequate. And I do agree that the “Barely topping 100 pounds” types do not need to be handed a 3.5 inch ten gauge, or a desert eagle loaded with +P .44 magnums. It’s not funny to watch some girl be permanently turned off guns because of a bad experience. It hurts us as a community, because it’s bad enough a lot of male gun owners try to segregate their female counter parts to pink “Womens guns.” because they think they’ll be scared of something in a blued finish or stainless steel. They’re not scared of the guns color, trust me. Most of them understand that a gun is not a fashion accessory. It does not have to color coordinate. Most of them understand a gun a tool for hunting, targets, or self defense. So please, please, PLEASE step back and let them shop for themselves. They’re big girls. If they have questions, they’ll ask them. Don’t bullshit them either. Don’t tell them what they do and do not want. Look at it this way. If she doesn’t like the .45 Glock, or the .40 Glock, you just got a new gun to add to your collection.


Nataile July 9, 2013 at 07:34 pm

Right on, dude!


Taylor TX June 25, 2013 at 07:00 pm

Your photoshop work today definitely made up for some of the recent posts ha. My wife did a double take and said “good god what is that?”


Jeremy June 25, 2013 at 08:56 pm

This needs to be a shirt… I would definitely add it to my collection.



Nataile July 9, 2013 at 07:35 pm

Oh hellz yes. Send me one!


Al Cohol June 25, 2013 at 09:47 pm

This is amazing. Exactly why I love your blog. And the text makes it even moe fucking hilarious


Kyle June 25, 2013 at 11:07 pm

Go home Mike, you are drunk.


AAFES Hot Dog Guy June 25, 2013 at 11:13 pm

What the hell did I just see?
Mike… Just stop. You’re scaring the chilluns.


SittingDown June 26, 2013 at 10:18 am

*Tactical arm tape not included.


ST4 June 26, 2013 at 02:26 pm



dgdimick June 26, 2013 at 03:52 pm

I just threw up in my mouth


Jeep June 28, 2013 at 12:39 am

Get off drugs Mike.
It’s not gay to think MrColionNoir is hot, we all think he’s hot. But photoshopping him into this blondie, that’s just drunk-ass gay…


Seb June 28, 2013 at 12:42 am

“We all think he’s hot”? Uhh, got a little sugar in your tank their bro?



Ann July 9, 2013 at 07:55 pm

Love Natalie, she is a great role model. Oh and this girl has a 9mm and .40 pistol. And he looks like Bret Micheals with blonde hair.



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