Budget Tactical Hot Dog

Someone needs to step their tactical hot dog game up:

Tactical-Operator-Hot-Dog

Pfft only 1 rail?  A cheap-ass laser / red dot combo? … The flashlight looks like a Surefire I own, so that’s operator and gets a pass.

I want to see a Nightforce scope, Trijicon red dot canted side mount, quad rail, Surefire pressure switch light with pressure switch tucked inside the bun, M203 grenade launcher (filled with explosive ketchup loads), back up iron sites canted, iPhone mounted with ballistics app… Oh I could go on and on.  Oh and the hotdog has to be premium inside a brioche bun with artisan ketchup.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: SayUncle

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AAFES Hot Dog Guy August 1, 2013 at 01:04 am

FINALLY! A WEAPON GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY TALENTS!

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SittingDown August 1, 2013 at 01:07 am

No mustard? Not tactical with mustard.

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SittingDown August 1, 2013 at 01:54 am

*without mustard. ;) Doh!

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Jess Banda August 1, 2013 at 05:59 am

Costa just signed a branding deal for it…

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IllTemperedCur August 1, 2013 at 07:03 am

Ketchup on a hot dog?

Heathen.

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BBJones August 2, 2013 at 11:07 am

Dirty Harry does not approve of Ketchup on hotdogs.

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DV August 1, 2013 at 09:54 am

M203* not M240

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ENDO-Mike August 1, 2013 at 09:55 am

ACK! Thanks, I corrected it.

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Jim P. August 3, 2013 at 08:13 am

But is it Yeager approved?

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