Laser Spray Can Attachment For Tactical Taggers And Ostentatious Operators

You’re not doing it right if you’re spray painting WITHOUT laser guidance:

Spray painting things normally is so difficult… WHERE IS THE PAINT GOING?  I CAN’T SEE IT. I HAVE NOTHING TO GUIDE ME.  With this tactical laser attachment called the LaserCan you can spray paint bullshit at 200+ yards if you want to, or as close as less than an arms length away.  Hell you can even pretend to know what you’re doing one weekend, have a few too many beers and think you’re going to camouflage your rifle up all operator-like.  You’ll grab some foliage from the “environment” around where you operate (yes near the place where you play Call of Duty and constantly wish a MFer would), you’ll devise a game plan of a base coat, breakup layer, and top layer,and in your mind’s eye it will look PERFECT.  Your rifle will be so finely tuned to your surroundings it will basically be invisible.  WRONG.  Even this laser thing can’t save you my friend.  You’ll spend a half day laying random crap across your rifle and spraying until you realize you’re in way over your head and you now have a rifle that looks like a cat threw up all over a couch from the 70s.

LaserCan-Spray-Paint-Laser-Guidance

I have a suggestion for LaserCan…. what would be even more operator would be if they made an IR laser version so you had to wear your NVGs haha.

I was told the product is around $25, but the “Buy Now” button on the LaserCan site doesn’t work, so who knows.  More like LaserCAN’T amirite guys? *ba dum ching* *fist bumps all around*

Thoughts?  Would buy?

Hat tip: Cliff


Comments

23 responses to “Laser Spray Can Attachment For Tactical Taggers And Ostentatious Operators”

  1. This gives new meaning to “painting the target” :-D

  2. your description had everything an infomercial script needed, except for someone acidentally having the can backwards and painting themselves in the face

  3. Height under bore is way too high and laser is not green, only 6/10 operator points.

  4. If you’re fucking a foot and a half away and can’t aim the paint then fuck you

  5. No comment section on the hats post? come on! haha

    I guess I’ll have to tactically tag this post to say: nice job on the hats! looking damn good! I just got my “Keep calm and carry one” Tank Top from ENDO and have been loving it. We demand more tanktops!!! (Please)

    http://mememagnetic.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/shut-up-and-take-my-money-fry-meme.jpg

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      Thanks Cody! Glad you like the tank top and hats.

    2. Nah, the comments on the $400 AR jacket were not too kind. Where is that product today?

      1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
        ENDO-Mike

        I’ll definitely be back with Varsity jackets, don’t you worry. I’m planning on making the colors more subdued though. Not everyone can afford $400 jackets I know… people complain about $25 shirts and $40 hats though to and I sell out of all those constantly. I am trying to bring the price down on the jackets though, but they are not going to be $100 or anything.

        1. I am appalled that they are so cheaply made mike even skipped the brim bending machine step to save a few cents.

          1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
            ENDO-Mike

            haha

        2. It wasn’t so much the price of the jackets it was more the douche factor. They were on par with Ed Hardy garments.

          1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
            ENDO-Mike

            Haha

  6. Seems like a lot of work when you can just hold your hand more steady. Seriously?

  7. lucusloc Avatar

    I came here to post on the hats, which don’t have comments enabled. You afraid of something Mike? You afraid of people telling you your hats look like sh*t? You afraid people might tell you baseball caps aren’t operator, you son of a b*tch? You afraid people gona tell you they aint buy’n sh*t till you get some operator-ass boonie hats? Is that what your afraid of Mike? I’m disappointed in you mike, I thought the guy who could diss it could take it. Apparently I was wrong.

    Let me know when you get some f*ckin operator-ass boonie hats you son of a b*tch. Have a wonderful, joy filled day.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      haha if you’ve noticed I do that with shirts now too, I make product “announcements”. If people want to give specific feedback on an initial impression (positive or negative) or have any questions they can email me! I kept those announcement posts open in the past and it’s 95% “Awesome job” type comments 3% “You should have done _____” and 2% “That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen”. Everything I have ever carried carry sells out and I re-stock it over and over so I already know I’m doing it right. I appreciate the positive feedback but at this point I’m just past needing to hear the neutral or negative type comments.

      LOL boonie hats!

      1. lucusloc Avatar

        I am the 2%. Well, maybe 3%. Is that a no on the boonie hats? Seriously, boonie hats are awesome. See if you can get Filson to do a custom run for you.

  8. bandroidx Avatar
    bandroidx

    Endo, do you know the comments are turned off on the hat article? i wanted to comment how awesome they were (and beg for a contest to win one)

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      Thanks! Yea I don’t keep comments turned on when I do a product announcement anymore. It’s been like that for a while. If you need more of an explanation see the comment I just wrote above – https://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2013/08/07/laser-spray-can-attachment-for-tactical-taggers-and-ostentatious-operators/comment-page-1/#comment-107259

  9. bandroidx Avatar
    bandroidx

    I totally need one of these to tactically paint the steel at the range. Operator style.

  10. Mike, A Very special day indeed. You’ve hit page 666! And you announce hats, trying to tell us something!?!

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      haha damn too bad I didn’t have one more hat in the picture to make a triangle.

  11. Id rather have a pictinny rail on my rattle can, for the laser and a foregrip.

  12. SittingDown Avatar
    SittingDown

    “now have a rifle that looks like a cat threw up all over a couch from the 70s.”

    Maybe they need a LaserCAT instead of a LaserCan.

    This should be called the LaserCan’t :)