George Zimmerman Visits Kel-Tec Looking Sweaty And A Bit Less Fat

Gossip website TMZ with the goods:


Zimmerman went to Kel-Tec in Cocoa, Florida … a gun manufacturing company.  We’re told he was asking questions about the legality of buying a shotgun — specifically, the Kel-Tec KSG.


Zimmerman wants a KSG!  Oh the LOLz.

I think it’s interesting that he would want his picture taken on purpose, knowing where it would likely definitely end up.  Did I miss something this past week, or is there still a significant percentage of the population that wants this guy dead?  Did Zimmerman suddenly become a fame-whore?  Maybe Kel-Tec will use him in some controversial ads? Heh… not likely, but you never know.




Vanguard Armament August 24, 2013 at 01:01 am

Look at that devious smile, he’s clearly planning for his next killing!

Doc August 24, 2013 at 02:23 am

Just more material for his book deal and NRA-sponsored speaking tour.

skittle scatter August 24, 2013 at 03:48 am

well their product saved his life

44MAG August 24, 2013 at 04:09 am

tell him to get a bernelli…;)

Ceephus Banks August 24, 2013 at 09:42 pm

+1z on dat azz

George August 24, 2013 at 05:06 am

Why is the guy on the left wearing eyepro but GZ is not? lol

Ira August 24, 2013 at 05:15 am

Because hes not operator enough, obviusly.

HSR47 August 24, 2013 at 09:31 am

Probably because the guy on the left is operating the machine shown in the background, and is required to wear eyepro by OSHA.

M August 24, 2013 at 02:43 pm

not to mention the “oh shit” look on his face. Seems like he at least knew that it wasn’t such a good idea.

Jerms91 August 24, 2013 at 06:05 am

Hopefully he hit with the first round I have seen the Kel-tec KSG fail to feed and extract a numerous amount of times.

JonManGo August 24, 2013 at 06:07 am

Zimmerman looks grisly. A brand loyalist, he wanted to check out his home town gun maker. Pretty cool

I think KT should sign him to do a follow-up commercial to the derp-mercial that anti freedom group put out last week.

In this version, Zimmerman plays a wheelchair bound WWII vet who gets attacked by several hooded hoodlums, and with his Kel-Tec shotgun and sidearm, he takes them all out – all fifty of them.

And instead of 911 calls were hear “back in black”play while Zimmerman defends the shit out of his attackers.

Mitch August 24, 2013 at 06:28 am

Dude… No… Please don’t stir up even more controversy…

Gizmo August 24, 2013 at 11:48 am

The only thing I have to say about this is…
…I live not far from them..I WANT A TOUR! Or a job…

jim bob August 24, 2013 at 12:55 pm

yeah…this is going to end well.

SittingDown August 24, 2013 at 02:16 pm

Just more proof George Zimmerman is a dumb ass:

1. Can’t even remember the name of a street in his hood and he’s supposed to be a watchman there?
2. Appearing on camera at Kel-Tec.
3. The desire to purchase a KSG.


HSR47 October 22, 2013 at 09:55 pm

1: Street name != house number.

2: Agreed

3: I can understand the desire to have a KSG. It can’t be any less reliable than the Chinese 1897 shotgun I had break on me in under 10 rounds….

Tito August 24, 2013 at 03:24 pm

Sweaty and slightly less fat? If I had a son, he’d look like George Zimmerman.

Eddieb August 24, 2013 at 05:08 pm

At birth? I dont get it.

TL August 25, 2013 at 09:35 pm

If he’s doing it right.

dave w August 24, 2013 at 05:38 pm

hopefully whatever fuckwad took that pic ( and sent it to tmz,) doesnt have a job today. Pretty sure it wasnt gz

IllTemperedCur August 24, 2013 at 11:03 pm

Maybe Zim should wait for the inevitable Ruger version of the KSG.

Cuban Pete August 27, 2013 at 11:12 pm

I hope that George asked the Kel-Tec folks to come up with an RFB in 5.56mm using AR mags.

Roslyn October 22, 2013 at 02:40 pm

This fat bastard think he’s really done something but what goes around comes back around fat ass when you get yours don’t cry remember what you did to that kid Just know that God will never forget

HSR47 October 22, 2013 at 09:58 pm

Clearly you are laboring under the delusion that the confrontation that night involved some creepy old cracker following a poor innocent 14 year old around, and then killing him. This could hardly be further from the truth.

Start here:

Roslyn October 22, 2013 at 02:41 pm

But I did a Georgie to fucking fat fuck what a real man only can pick on kids if physalis people you and your bitch ass funky ass slut brother kiss our asses

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