Open Carry Demonstrations / Trolling / Baiting

MrColionNoir weighs in:

Basically what he’s saying is that we shouldn’t give up our rights but baiters gonna bait… trolls gonna troll… assholes gonna asshole.  Yea that sounds about right.

MrColionNoir is wearing the Defend Freedom t-shirt from ENDO Apparel.


I really don’t know what the answer is… but like I mentioned in another post recently what I think needs to happen first, is the public needs to be educated on the laws regarding open carry in their state.  This education might have to come from the 911 operator, after he/she asks some simple probing questions.  Whether someones motive for open carry is comfort, to get a rise out of people, or anything else it really shouldn’t matter because the bottom line is if it’s legal, it’s legal.  




Jon Hutto September 4, 2013 at 04:36 am

Caller : Someone has a gun, please send help.
911 : Are they pointing it at someone?
Caller : No, its on his back.
911 : So it’s a rifle, that is perfectly legal in state X.
Caller : It’s an Assault Rifle, OMG, what about the children? He could take down a plane, OMG the humanity.
911 : Calm down, if he isn’t threatening anyone he is not breaking any law.
Caller : What if he did, what if it just went off, what if something happened.
911 : What if nothing happened?
Caller : I don’t understand, can you please send police?


Jim C. September 4, 2013 at 05:53 am

Congratulations sir, you won the internet. ;)


Jess Banda September 4, 2013 at 09:22 am

Gold star for you my friend…


MakoGroup September 4, 2013 at 02:15 pm

Kwikrnu accused ColionNoir of being anti gun on his blog. The man (ColioNoir) has got balls, he knew what kind of flak he would catch by posting this up. But in my opinion, it needed to be said.


Wolf September 4, 2013 at 11:26 pm

Kwiknru is a troll of Leonard Embody- like legend.


ENDO-Mike September 8, 2013 at 02:07 pm

hahah yea I saw that. I’m surprised MCN actually responded considering the epic troll status of Embody.


spot the mighty September 4, 2013 at 08:20 pm

It’s like the first amendment, you can’t have freedom unless you let stupid people say and do stupid things. Just because I don’t agree with it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be allowed to do it.


SittingDown September 5, 2013 at 12:52 am

Open Carry (to the tune of My Block The remix by 2Pac)

They got a hairy trigger
Shedding clothing it’s hot as hell here, reminding the fools I pack any where
Cause shit was hectic for open carry last year
It appears that I’m markedguardian, my strapless holster’s a mess down there
The underlying cause of my arrest, my life is stressed
And no rest, cops forever weary, cause I open carry
for all the brothers that are buried in the cemetery
Shit seems scary, how many people open carry, it’s legendary
But at times unnecessary, I’m getting worried about Johnny Kerry
Open carry cause I can’t stand to hold in a secret, it’s got me Dennis’d like Leary
And certain death for some one who don’t know the law
What can we do when we’re arrested, but go along
Life in the pen ain’t for me, but I got a statement to make
So lady just cry because you saw a gun there by the lake
I wonder if those concealers still care, for us fools who openly do it there
And who else cares if we make kydex gun cases in our basements
The only time they don’t seem to notice my gun’s when I’m clutching my nutsack by the baseheads
My neighborhood ain’t the same with each day that I’m alive
Cause all these people are fretting and breaking out in a cold sweat when
I open carry..o-op-open condom store style
But I ain’t given up on Youtube, it’s all good when I go back
Hoes show me love, trolls give me props
Forever exposing my pistol even in the shower, I open carry my cock

Living open carry life is but a dream
Hard times from the cops is all we see
Every time I press check someone’s jaw drops
But when I open carry I’m dick measuring ya know
So open carry your Glock and watch eyes grow
You’re more important now that everyone can see tho

Now shit’s constantly hot, open carrying, it never fails to appear, it’s the cops
Can’t explain a mother’s pain, when she sees my grips rock
Black pistol catching jimping, hell when will open carry prevail
Fearing jail but OWB holster sales got me living well
And Leonard Embody’s strange, moves slow like a snail, with his open carry life bright
Staying strapped forever trapped in the overhead lights
God help him, cause he’s starving, can’t get a job
So he resorts to a life of stupidity, a life that’s hard to describe
Can’t sleep cause all the visions of these newly formed Kydex cases hurts
Put in work and shed tears for my inability to open carry at work
Mislead from childhood where I went astray
Open carry til this day I still pray for a better way
Can’t help my desire to expose my hip tote
ENDO exposed the failure of my brain wrapped in rope
Couldn’t quit pen carrying it’s an addiction, soap can’t wash away the Derp
Hit the bar to avoid people making fun of my case and went, walking like Lurch
To a store to buy more kydex, then, I felt alone out here on my own
I close my eyes and picture home… open carrying piece from SittingDown’s dome

And I can’t help but wonder why, so many people hate it when I try
to open carry my AKs in areas famous for drive-bys
Shrunken pride and police by my side, don’t tase me bro
Brothers cry cause my open carry, mama come inside
Cause the open carry movement is filled with danger
Just like the fat guy’s colon on Ace Ventura, slinky steps down to strangers
Time changes us, just look at Yeager, maybe not, open carry makes me famous
All up and down the block proving my defensive capabilities are aimless
You can’t blame us, NFA dealers, we’re “quicker than you”
Just because we got your guns taken because we open carry, chip on our shoulder, no feelings too
Shit’s real, maybe you’ll come over to grill, out with tactical fanny packs and guns, real ones
A single time carrying unchambered because Israel style make me feel tactically daddy free
Hanging out picking up police game, slipping on banana peels makes me feel in control ya see
Gamin the po-po, hoping I get to sleep in my own bed
It’s a man’s world, staying strapped openly, always ahead
Fantasies of an open carrier living phat, but held back
My open carrying days are numbered, shortly shouting hocus pocus
Wide eyed and losing focus… open carry that’s that

[Music fades, cues ENDO commercial] ;)


ENDO-Mike September 8, 2013 at 02:06 pm

Killed it bro! LOL I bookmarked this when you wrote it and just read it now… amazing stuff.


LiquidFlorian September 8, 2013 at 11:43 am

If being an ‘in your face asshole’ didn’t work, Saul Alinsky wouldn’t have put it in his book.


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