CNN Finds Out About Bumpfire Stocks – Machine Gun Loophole

LOL they are only about 3 years late on this one:

Oh nOes, belt fed rifles like “something out of a Rambo movie” too!

Full Story – CNN Money

AR-15-Bumpfire-StockIt really just shows how little effort they put in to researching anything, and keeping up on a topic such as guns.  I wonder how long it will be until they find out that any Glock can be converted to automatic by replacing the slide plate with something that “could be machined in a home garage”…. I can see it now.  Maybe even an article about the danger of shoestrings sometime? Oh shit, I let the cat out of the bag.




GreenMountain Human September 14, 2013 at 05:26 am

He’s climbin’ in your gun laws, gettin’ dumb people riled up. Hide your kids, hide your wife. They bump-firing erry’ body out here!

rjackparis September 14, 2013 at 06:43 am


rjackparis September 14, 2013 at 06:45 am

next thing you know they’ll try banning boards with a single peg. and LOP adjustable stocks that don’t require tools.

or depending how full mentally deficient we go, belt loops/pockets.

SiGraybeard September 14, 2013 at 07:46 am

“The capacity of a belt is theoretically unlimited”?? WTF? That piece is just chock full of errors.

But “unlimited”? Infinite? That’s a lot of ammo. That’s gonna be one long-ass, heavy belt!

11b September 15, 2013 at 04:13 am

Yeah, UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT A+ B. Duh, everyone knows that code…. get a life dood.

jpcmt September 14, 2013 at 08:06 am

I hope this isn’t the beginning of new fearmongering. I’ve always hated those stupid things. I knew they’d get gun owners in trouble some day. And what sucks is they’re stupid. THey’re novelties that people have to have and they use them a time or two and put them away because showing off gets expensive. Besides, real men learn to bump fire with a normal rifle while shouldered – like Cokeman.

Seb September 14, 2013 at 02:20 pm

What? It is new fearmongering as you can plainly see from the clip. But it is also bullshit and lies as you can also plainly see from the clip. As for your hate for a stock…can’t help you there. They are fun to use so I don’t know what to tell ya…
So they are stupid too huh? And only get used once or twice? And I am just showing off? And I am not a real man? Does owning a slidefire or equivelant equate to someone not knowing how to bumpfire other ways?

I have one installed on a 15-22 right now….guess how many rounds I have bumped out with that rifle since I tossed the stock on? Hint: (I have 6-25 round stick mags and 2-50 round drum mags for this rifle) If I loaded up those mags twice I am through a brick already.

Do you work for CNN by chance? Because with the derp you just spewed, you sound like you would fit right in there. xD

Someone show them a clip of bumpboarding a pistol…or you can bumpfire a pistol without a bumpboard…you just need a rigid finger. BAN FINGERS!

Fucking derp.

mattv2099 September 14, 2013 at 09:41 am

LOL. Someone tell them about 600 round clips.

Mitch September 14, 2013 at 10:09 am

You can already buy a belt fed kit. so calm down. also, cnn is the new fox. fox is still fox though.

dave w September 14, 2013 at 08:24 pm

cnn will never be as credible as fox

Seb September 14, 2013 at 02:00 pm

Wow this reporter really derped out.

Los September 14, 2013 at 06:29 pm

Hmmm, magazines are limited, but are belts? 6 G’s is retarded though.

DV September 14, 2013 at 08:40 pm

NOOOOO CNN EDITOR! You failed big time! You were supposed to put the clip of granny’s maniacal laugh –after– the “theoretically endless belt ammo of death rambo’s gonna kill all of our stuff!” part.

Someone please edit that and put it on a loop for the gun community’s enjoyment thanks.

SittingDown September 15, 2013 at 02:58 am

It would be funny if someone trolled them with a “3D Printed Bullet Machine” that is installed into a gun. They could say it magnetically grabs particles out of the environment to use for ammunition manufacturing when the magazine nears emptiness.

11b September 15, 2013 at 04:12 am

Theoretically UNLIMITED. I could strap on a thousand round belt in an ammo can and DO WORK. This. Changes. Everything.

Sidenote: 3 hot women in yoga pants just ran by my window.

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