Microwave Door Guillotine – Just Add Tannerite

These bros almost learned a hard lesson:

Looks real.  That was a close one.  Is it shopped though?

A huge pet peeve of mine is when people take the video the wrong way on their phone. That’s so obnoxious unless you’re viewing it on something where you can flip the display and maximize it so it fills the screen.

That’s all we need is a rash of people getting injured by binary explosives.  It’s already BAN BAN BAN every couple of months when the media picks up a related story about how it’s unregulated and a person could buy a semi trailer full and easily blow up the southern hemisphere with one shot.  Lucky even people who are crazy have some restraint huh?

tannerite-binary-explosive-targetThoughts?

Hat tip: Kenneth


Comments

25 responses to “Microwave Door Guillotine – Just Add Tannerite”

  1. Just a matter of time before someone gets themselves hurt and tannerite banned.

  2. holy shit knockers

  3. Didn’t that FPS kid almost frag one of his camera operators with a car part from a tannerite explosion?

    1. Taylor TX Avatar

      He DID wound the camera man.

  4. derpmaster Avatar

    I’m going to call shenanigans on this one, it looks pretty fake.

  5. Matt in FL Avatar

    A few inches lower and this video would be on an entirely different website.

  6. Drapetomanius Avatar
    Drapetomanius

    *sigh*… time start stockpiling another item….

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      I’m assuming you meant tannerite.. but you should also probably stockpile microwaves for the inevitable ban on assault microwaves as well.

      1. SittingDown Avatar
        SittingDown

        “Make oven on!” -Malevin

        http://youtu.be/tR-kKh-r0P0?t=3m59s

    2. Drapetomanius Avatar
      Drapetomanius

      Admittedly, I had a similar encounter with a propane tank in the Las Vegas desert many years ago.

      For those of you who have never shot a container of pressurized gas, they have a strong tendency to travel in the direction of the entry wound. Since the exit wound is larger than the entry wound, the container becomes a rocket, and it starts its flight pointed at you.

      1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

        Damn that’s scary! *note to self, curve the bullet when I try that sometime*

        1. I don’t know why more people don’t just curve bullets. I do it all the time when I want to shoot around people or when I want to shoot bad guys that are standing in a circle.

          1. SittingDown Avatar
            SittingDown

            Yeah, didn’t those people see “Runaway” (1984) with Tom Selleck? ;)

    3. First: A little warning, unless you want to spend some quality time with batfe agents, DO NOT STOCKPILE TANNERITE!!! OR FERTILIZER!!! There hasn’t been a firm number published, but I wouldn’t keep much more than 75lbs around.

      Second, why? You can buy the main ingredient at your local home depot or walmart garden center (look for lawn fertilizer with zeros in the last two places, i.e.. 21-0-0) Sure the powdered aluminum is a *little* harder to get, but not by much.
      http://www.amazon.com/Aluminum-Powder-30-micron-Pounds/dp/B005QFYBUY

      the recipe is easy to find on the net, I’ll leave that for homework.

      1. Drapetomanius Avatar
        Drapetomanius

        Decentralized storage is safer legally and physically anyhow. In other words, I have 50lbs on my property. Buy some for friend X for his birthday, say 50lbs. What does my mom want with 50lbs? Absolutely nothing, but she’s possesses it and I don’t. An important legal distinction.

        Per CFR, federal law allows you to possess 50 lbs of “pre-mixed” powder for sporting use. State laws vary, but generally refer to pre-mixed Tannerite, which isn’t anything until mixed. Why you would pre-mix more than 5lbs is your business, but I’ve never had reason to go bigger than that. I just want it available long after the nanny state says no more. Same reason I bought a bunch of incandescent light-bulbs. Because fuck you.

  7. Stupid is supposed to hurt. I wonder if there is any validity to the idea that protecting us from ourselves decreases the intelligence of a society. ( I myself count more on luck than brains to keep me safe))

    1. Natural selection failed this time. I just hope they don’t reproduce.

  8. It’s everyone’s god given right to be stupid if they want to be, assuming they’re not hurting anyone but themselves. Now excuse me while I go eat a super sized double bacon whopper deluxe and down it with 2 liters of cola.

  9. 2 litres of cola?

  10. Therealcombatwombat Avatar
    Therealcombatwombat

    Lack of prone position usage fail pure and simple

  11. bandroidx Avatar

    VERTICAL VIDEO KILLS SCHOOL CHILDREN IN AFRICA!

    1. lol, I was passing this around a little while ago:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

      I think a few people missed the joke.

      1. thebronze Avatar

        I HATE VVS Dickheads!!!!!

  12. SittingDown Avatar
    SittingDown

    I was hoping fish would fly out of the lake on this one. “Dinner is served, boys!” *disappointed face*

    http://youtu.be/3g7408bcwAU?t=45s