High Capacity Pencil Assault Weapon With 32 Round Assault Clips

Joerg Sprave the crazy sling shot guy makes every teachers worst nightmare:

Needs MOAR shoulder thing that goes up, not to mention a cooling fan on the magazine.

The way he puts these things together is always the most interesting part.  I still think he could make more than a comfortable living if he were license out the designs to get produced / sold.

Not one of his most deadly guns, but I still wouldn’t want to be hit by it.

Joerg-SpraveWhat are those black pencils anyway?  Is that some German thing?  Bro do you even HB?  Ahhh I see Faber-Castell on the zoom in… dude is rich!  I used to write with those yellow ones from Wal-Mart before I found a refillable mechanical pencil I liked using.  On a related note, how heartbreaking is it when you lose a mechanical pencil that has been with you through thick and thin?  Sorry, I got feels there reminiscing about lost past pencils that I never found. *pours out liquor*




Ole'Wolf October 20, 2013 at 04:55 am

FINALLY! An auto MADE to fight all those darn Vampires!!!

Max October 20, 2013 at 06:58 am

I too know the pain of the lost mechanical pencil. *takes shot and tosses one one the floor; one for me one for my homie*

mattv2099 October 20, 2013 at 08:26 am

I bet this crazy can’t wait for the zombie apocalypse. He wants to capture a zombie so he can experiment on it.

Cory October 20, 2013 at 12:16 pm

Every operator knows that yellow pencils wouldn’t have been very tactical in a real situation. You’re just opening yourself up to OPFOR spit wads going in with blazing yellow pencils!

ENDO-Mike October 20, 2013 at 01:17 pm

ahhhh rookie mistake, you got me Cory haha.

Sledgecrowbar December 2, 2013 at 05:37 pm

Joerg is the ex-little boy we all wish we could strive to be. I’m not sure what happened to him in his life that made him so right.

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