Emergency Ear Protection For Operators

Some advice for saving your hearing during a spur of the moment operation:

This guy looks and sounds exactly like the leprechaun that hunts me in my nightmares every time I have too much caffeine.

1) Spent casings or live rounds – Meh… fine whatever, in a pinch I guess it would work

2) Chewing gum – Maybe if you don’t have old man ear hair, otherwise you’re going to make a mess.  For the record I do not yet have old man ear hair.

2:20 – WHOA I DON’T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED, but it was epic.

3) Cigarette filters – This is where I say something preachy about smoking and how I don’t like breathing in everyone’s second-hand smoke all day when I’m out trying to live and enjoy some fresh air.

HearingPro402:33 – Hat is now backwards… shit just got real.

4) Strong shoulder / weak hand – Legit… I’ll remember that in the next drive-by I do, thanks leprechaun.

Thoughts?

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CHASE! October 24, 2013 at 12:36 am

Sad story for me is that I’ve done all of these things except the bullets, I like to forget my ear pro a lot… turns out you can’t see if you have hair in your ears….chewing gum is not a good time.

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Aaron October 24, 2013 at 12:45 am

Dude can actually shoot though, I’ve seem some of his other vids on funker. I hate the search and assess.. As far as the ear pro, I honestly don’t think I’d have time to put some on. I like the last option he gives, but what if you’re shooting a rifle?

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Gizmo October 24, 2013 at 02:23 am

He was performing a Fus ro dah

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SittingDown October 24, 2013 at 04:05 am

“How to get an ear infection starring young Peter Jackson”

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Matt in FL October 24, 2013 at 05:53 am

Nice unplanned FTE drill at 1:16.

Now I show my ignorance. What’s he shooting? After every evolution he drops the mag, drops the slide with his thumb, and then there’s a distinct click that sounds like he’s engaging a safety, but no gun I can think of that looks like that has a manual safety. What gives?

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Cap October 24, 2013 at 10:47 am

He’s pulling the trigger.

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Matt in FL October 24, 2013 at 10:50 am

Haha, see? Told you I’d demonstrate my ignorance. Should have been obvious.

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StarvinPilgrim October 24, 2013 at 06:25 am

If you’re as immature as I am hold your mouse at 2:04 and keep clicking.

Ding. OK the turd
Ding. OK the turd
Ding. OK the turd
Ding. OK the turd

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Knucklehead October 24, 2013 at 01:54 pm

Now that was just stoopid! (He types as he continues to laugh)

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Starvinpilgrim October 24, 2013 at 01:57 pm

You’re welcome!

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jim bob October 24, 2013 at 07:08 am

DO NOT try to steal his lucky charms or spent shells. If you catch him though, either you get a pot of gold or a bucket of brass.

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bandroidx October 24, 2013 at 07:31 am

lol dont fuck with these French Canadians. Where were they in 1940? They are so fucking tactical war would have ended 5 years early.

they stole the bullet in the ears from that tom cruise movie.

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elephantrider October 24, 2013 at 01:31 pm

Anyone else thinking the whole time that Steve and his pussy prepper friend should watch this? “Steve, you shot inside the blind man!”

Is that a towel rolled up around his shirt collar, or is that some French-Canadian furry collared shirt? ENDO Mike, any insights on the under-shirt?

The covering of the ear with the strong shoulder is similar to protecting your head while punching in boxing.

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ENDO-Mike October 24, 2013 at 09:37 pm

haha yea I don’t know what the under the shirt thing is. Looks sus though.

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SittingDown October 25, 2013 at 09:43 am

“Dammit, Steve!” ;)

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Miguel October 24, 2013 at 01:32 pm

“This guy looks and sounds exactly like the leprechaun that hunts me in my nightmares ”

May i never get your phone number… I sound like that…LOL.

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ENDO-Mike October 24, 2013 at 09:36 pm

LOL

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tincankilla October 24, 2013 at 03:28 pm

i also use chewed up paper napkin, but it def feels like a gross wet willy.

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CrunkleRoss October 25, 2013 at 09:35 am

you must have gigantic ear holes or never seen a used tampon lol

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Tito October 24, 2013 at 04:05 pm

Used tampons seem to work well. But the strings make you look ridiculous….

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Rick October 25, 2013 at 12:21 am

at .20 seconds he says if he doesnt have his “hair plugs” with him …Nice weave my man , Cy Sterling would be proud of that rug

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THE VigilantSpectre October 25, 2013 at 07:19 pm

ENDO, I don’t envy you at all, if that is the leprechaun that haunts your nightmares that is some scary fuxkjng shit there.

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ENDO-Mike October 26, 2013 at 03:30 pm

haha yea it’s a tough life.

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