Patriot Pillow Is Patriotic Because America

If you don’t have a gun on your hip when you sleep, you should at least have one near your head:

0:37 – “Very difficult to detect…” Bullshit, I did an ocular assessment of the room and immediately decided pillow #3 was suspect… too poofy.

0:43 – Safety sound technology.  That’s some technology alright…

1:09 – Oh shit… gun in the pillow!  I didn’t see that coming from a mile away *eye roll*.  haha “safety device”.  I need to start calling guns in general “safety devices”.

Basically I think there are better options for bedroom defense, and I wasn’t too impressed with the video.  That said, I went over to the Patriot Pillow website, and for the $20 asking price it looks legit so I’m buying at least one for the top of the bed.  Honestly, I’ll probably keep a granola bar and condoms in it though.

There’s a negligent discharge joke that wants in this post so bad… but tonight I’m going to take the high road and be classy.


One looming question in my mind; is the patriot pillow made in the USA?  That would be pretty ironic if it wasn’t.




Gizmo October 25, 2013 at 12:25 am

Country Mac was all over that pillow after that assessment.

I could not have a pillow like that. I sleep so bad sometimes both of my pillows are on opposite sides of the room when I wake up.

SittingDown October 25, 2013 at 02:04 am

It’s time to move if you feel the need the buy this. LOL

Blazing Zero October 25, 2013 at 02:48 am
ENDO-Mike October 25, 2013 at 06:52 pm

hahahah nice!

Kevin October 25, 2013 at 06:40 am

People need to stop fucking trying to make products that don’t make fucking sense and go back to working construction or in the coal mines. We don’t need this shit.

ENDO-Mike October 26, 2013 at 04:12 pm

Sad thing is, people have become overnight millionaires off products 100x more retarded. :/

PJ October 25, 2013 at 06:59 am

If it was made in America they’d say so on the website. Everyone else does.
I’d have to see this in person. Could be useful for as a general valuables stash. If you really fell like you need a pillow gun (And you do need a pillow gun. And a cereal gun. And an underwear gun.), you could also sew a holster to a pillow for a better fit. Or just, you know, put the gun under the pillow.

ENDO-Mike October 26, 2013 at 04:14 pm

haha yea good call on all fronts.

jim bob October 25, 2013 at 09:26 am

“Honestly, I’ll probably keep a granola bar and condoms in it though.”
“There’s a negligent discharge joke that wants in this post so bad”

Hopefully the condom helps with that.

ENDO-Mike October 25, 2013 at 06:53 pm
CrunkleRoss October 25, 2013 at 09:37 am

Brings a new meaning to pillow fight.

A smooth salesman he is, a real talker.

CrunkleRoss October 25, 2013 at 09:39 am

I always sleep with a pillow between my legs anyway so I’m ordering one with the extended barrel length option. HEH

teknix October 25, 2013 at 10:04 am

ATF will be all over this because this is a suppressor… :-p

tincankilla October 25, 2013 at 10:39 am

this is so perfect, SNL could adopt it with no edits.

that said, we’ll know when the market for gun related shit is back to normal with the low hanging fruit like this are no longer offered for serious consideration.

Andrew October 25, 2013 at 02:26 pm

For god’s sake, it’s PILLOW, not PELLOW.

LongBeach October 25, 2013 at 07:56 pm

Word. I thought i was the only person bothered by that.

SittingDown October 26, 2013 at 05:13 am
ENDO-Mike October 26, 2013 at 04:14 pm

haha I noticed that too. I’ve made fun of regional accents in the past though and people were like “*shrug* sounds normal to me”

Andy Wolf October 25, 2013 at 05:52 pm

Tactical Pillow whaaa?

I just sleep with a Glock 26 on the corner of the mattress, barrel pointed towards the headboard. Or on someone else’s nightstand. You don’t need a damn pillow for that. You’d never think of it under duress.

I had an attempted break-in 2 weeks ago. My GSD alerted me and I grabbed my weapon. However, I hesitated for a second because I had foolishly put it where it isn’t normally placed. Had I not had another gun handy, it could have been worse than the outcome.

SittingDown October 26, 2013 at 05:15 am

Did they died?

SittingDown October 27, 2013 at 03:23 pm

I’ve decided this could really be useful for storing food in for midnight snack. LOL

11b October 27, 2013 at 06:33 pm

Do a shot every time the guy says “pillow” or “safefy device”.

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