Patriot Pillow Is Patriotic Because America

If you don’t have a gun on your hip when you sleep, you should at least have one near your head:

0:37 – “Very difficult to detect…” Bullshit, I did an ocular assessment of the room and immediately decided pillow #3 was suspect… too poofy.

0:43 – Safety sound technology.  That’s some technology alright…

1:09 – Oh shit… gun in the pillow!  I didn’t see that coming from a mile away *eye roll*.  haha “safety device”.  I need to start calling guns in general “safety devices”.

Basically I think there are better options for bedroom defense, and I wasn’t too impressed with the video.  That said, I went over to the Patriot Pillow website, and for the $20 asking price it looks legit so I’m buying at least one for the top of the bed.  Honestly, I’ll probably keep a granola bar and condoms in it though.

There’s a negligent discharge joke that wants in this post so bad… but tonight I’m going to take the high road and be classy.

Patriot-Pillow

One looming question in my mind; is the patriot pillow made in the USA?  That would be pretty ironic if it wasn’t.

Thoughts?


Comments

22 responses to “Patriot Pillow Is Patriotic Because America”

  1. Country Mac was all over that pillow after that assessment.

    I could not have a pillow like that. I sleep so bad sometimes both of my pillows are on opposite sides of the room when I wake up.

  2. SittingDown Avatar
    SittingDown

    It’s time to move if you feel the need the buy this. LOL

  3. Blazing Zero Avatar
    Blazing Zero

    Im buying it just for this….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz8ia1zUrX4

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      hahahah nice!

  4. People need to stop fucking trying to make products that don’t make fucking sense and go back to working construction or in the coal mines. We don’t need this shit.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Sad thing is, people have become overnight millionaires off products 100x more retarded. :/

  5. If it was made in America they’d say so on the website. Everyone else does.
    I’d have to see this in person. Could be useful for as a general valuables stash. If you really fell like you need a pillow gun (And you do need a pillow gun. And a cereal gun. And an underwear gun.), you could also sew a holster to a pillow for a better fit. Or just, you know, put the gun under the pillow.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha yea good call on all fronts.

  6. “Honestly, I’ll probably keep a granola bar and condoms in it though.”
    “There’s a negligent discharge joke that wants in this post so bad”

    Hopefully the condom helps with that.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      ;)

  7. CrunkleRoss Avatar
    CrunkleRoss

    Brings a new meaning to pillow fight.

    A smooth salesman he is, a real talker.

  8. CrunkleRoss Avatar
    CrunkleRoss

    I always sleep with a pillow between my legs anyway so I’m ordering one with the extended barrel length option. HEH

  9. ATF will be all over this because this is a suppressor… :-p

  10. tincankilla Avatar
    tincankilla

    this is so perfect, SNL could adopt it with no edits.

    that said, we’ll know when the market for gun related shit is back to normal with the low hanging fruit like this are no longer offered for serious consideration.

  11. For god’s sake, it’s PILLOW, not PELLOW.

    1. LongBeach Avatar

      Word. I thought i was the only person bothered by that.

      1. SittingDown Avatar
        SittingDown

        LAWL.

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha I noticed that too. I’ve made fun of regional accents in the past though and people were like “*shrug* sounds normal to me”

  12. Tactical Pillow whaaa?

    I just sleep with a Glock 26 on the corner of the mattress, barrel pointed towards the headboard. Or on someone else’s nightstand. You don’t need a damn pillow for that. You’d never think of it under duress.

    I had an attempted break-in 2 weeks ago. My GSD alerted me and I grabbed my weapon. However, I hesitated for a second because I had foolishly put it where it isn’t normally placed. Had I not had another gun handy, it could have been worse than the outcome.

    1. SittingDown Avatar
      SittingDown

      Did they died?

  13. SittingDown Avatar
    SittingDown

    I’ve decided this could really be useful for storing food in for midnight snack. LOL

  14. Do a shot every time the guy says “pillow” or “safefy device”.