Custom Canadian Bullet Proof Suit

$20,000 suit from a bespoke tailor in Toronto, Canada:

0:38 – Yea no doubt, I can imagine shit gets real when dealing with oil and diamonds.  Blogging carries similar risks.

1:01 – Did Maxwell ever stop to think that maybe he’s looking over his shoulder because of horrendous suit / tie parings?  Step your game up pimpin and see if that doesn’t change your life around.

1:35 – That doesn’t look like many layers of Kevlar, but he claims .22, 9mm, and .45 stopping power.  No Deagle brand Deagle .50AE protection?  PASS. :P

Here’s to hoping the person shooting at you doesn’t play too much COD and try to land headshots.

Matrix-Neo-Stop-BulletsYou can read more about Garrison, Toronto’s custom bulletproof suit tailor over at their website.

Unconfirmed if they will make a custom Canadian tuxedo (All denim), but I’m assuming they could to meet your needs.

Thoughts?  Better off buying name brand, getting it tailored and putting a vest on?



chase November 13, 2013 at 12:31 am

I’d rock the shit out of this pimp swag.

2Wheels November 13, 2013 at 07:21 am

I want!

ringo45 November 13, 2013 at 07:34 am

I definitely would much rather get a suit tailored while wearing a BP vest underneath. It’d be a heck of a lot cheaper and more effective.

ringo45 November 13, 2013 at 07:34 am

But then again, maybe some airports will not allow BP vests through their security.

PJ November 13, 2013 at 10:05 am

I’ll admit my knowledge of Canada comes largely from stereotypes but unless he has a line of flannel and denim that can stop a missed shot at a moose I don’t see these selling well. I don’t know though. Maybe the areas on their southern boarder have been taken over by cigarette smuggling cartels.

Personally I only buy my bullet proof suits from people I’m sure what they’re doing: Colombians.

dave w November 13, 2013 at 04:19 pm

yep, columbian bullet proof fashion, you know they need it to work.

S. Cautela November 13, 2013 at 01:36 pm

1:01 – “Maxwell Morris is a club promoter in Chicago… and is often looking over his shoulder.”

spraynpray November 14, 2013 at 11:19 am

Not as much vital coverage as I would like. There is quite a bit of exposed heart/artery above the vest.

JR Key November 14, 2013 at 06:09 pm

One step closer to being Chick Norris….gimme 2!!

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