Orc Shooting Targets For Hardcore Nerd Operators

Attention all nerd operators who operate in parent’s basement operations:

LOL I lost it at “Ever want to put a slug between an orc’s eyes?”  Uh no… no I haven’t.  It’s relevant to note that I can use the parents basement jokes with impunity because I operated from my parents’ for a long time.

Like every solid idea, this is a indiegogo campaign *eye roll*.  At least their $6500 goal is probably reasonable.  Some jokers on Kickstarter and Indiegogo make the most hilarious goals for the stupidest shit.

Unsurprisingly they go full-nerd with this and even have a “playable game” for each target, explained below:

Orcish-OperatorFor all your nerd operators who don’t have enough orc slaying in your current operations, and are looking for unique new ways to repel females, make sure to check out the Orcish Operator website and even toss some money toward their indiegogo campaign.




Zed November 23, 2013 at 01:31 am

OMG, an Orc carrying an axe and wearing skulls, good way to stereotype. You racists.


funnybookz November 23, 2013 at 02:36 am

“Some jokers on Kickstarter and Indiegogo make the most hilarious goals for the stupidest shit.”

Hopefully a decent amount of it is going to the illustrator. If that’s “stupid shit” then I make my living off of people’s ideas for “stupid shit.”


ENDO-Mike November 23, 2013 at 12:31 pm

No offense intended. I make a living off stupider shit than you I’m guessing haha. I just meant that people on kickstarter are often are like “Here are some gun schematics that are poorly drawn… goal: $80,000”


Steve November 23, 2013 at 02:42 am

The internet…You’re welcome.



Gizmo November 23, 2013 at 03:29 am

Your bullets have no power here!


kl November 23, 2013 at 06:24 am

Yeah, you bitches dream of operating in operations taking down static, full-color renderings of fantasy-based adversaries, these mofos live the freakin’ dream. Quit your day jobs and grab the game-controller…if you can!


Jake November 23, 2013 at 06:25 am

Well if nothing else it’s prompting gun ownership……


John Fritz November 23, 2013 at 08:44 am

Indeed it is. I wouldn’t bust these guy’s balls. It’s something they like. They’re out blasting. They have an idea to make a little money. So what’s the problem.


2Wheels November 23, 2013 at 09:22 am

Meh, why not. At least it will get the nerds out of their basements and out onto shooting ranges, everyone needs some sun every now and then.


Sivl32 (elvis) November 23, 2013 at 10:06 am

I’ve been playing World of Warcraft for years, but this is stupid.. i hate colored image targets.. Unless they are splash targets… I like to see where im shooting i don’t care bout the image. But if he makes money from it. then whatever, im jealous.


Todd S November 23, 2013 at 10:31 am

I already donated. I love novelty targets. Nazi zombies are my favorite when shooting my Russian guns.

I do agree with Sivl32, though, that splash targets would be nice.


dave w November 23, 2013 at 01:23 pm

Really, you prefer Nazi zombies over my line of Buddhist ballerina vampires?


Todd S November 23, 2013 at 10:28 pm

Only when using my Russian weapons to defend the Rodina. I’ll be glad to shoot Buddhist ballerina vampires, though, with other weapons.


pointblank4445 November 23, 2013 at 04:19 pm

I’m going to go full nerd and ask if anyone else caught the Basil Poledouris in the first vid?


Todd S November 23, 2013 at 10:30 pm

The music is epic.


35BStratIntel November 23, 2013 at 07:26 pm

I wouldn’t knock picture targets as a concept, the first target I ever shot was with my dad, around January 2002…it was, of course, Osama bin Laden, not an orc, but the difference between the two are so slight as to be splitting hairs.


st4 November 24, 2013 at 12:22 am

Nice, but I need a 1:1 target of an ancient red dragon for my howitzer.


TheBear November 24, 2013 at 12:56 am

Hey Endo Mike – don’t scoff.

Some states/cities ban targets that have human silhouettes or are realistically human.

This may be a way to get around silly laws to operate vs bipedal targets during operation training.


Kevin November 24, 2013 at 04:43 am

WHY the fuck does EVERYONE look for crowd sourcing for EVERY FUCKING IDEA. They’re fucking targets, get a job and save up $200 and get them printed yourselves.

Fuck me, I really believe on of the problems with the work force of today is that everyone with a dumb idea wants to be an entrepreneur and not have a boss.


That1Guy November 24, 2013 at 12:43 pm

U mad bro?


Todd S November 24, 2013 at 01:24 pm

So… I’m guessing you’re not contributing?


TheBear November 24, 2013 at 05:37 pm

Sorry gramps.

The internet is here to stay…

So’s mixed race marriages. Get over it.

::Silly old people::


MIKE November 24, 2013 at 09:07 pm

I am with you Kevin, I have a printer and work and can print any target. why should i buy these…


Anon November 25, 2013 at 10:42 am

Back in my day, you had to break your back for a day’s paycheck! There was no iPod, you had do mix your own shit for your Walkman. Remember when you had to rewind those VHS rentals? That built character! Not like this broadband garbage that lets you stream video lazily. And don’t get me started on the firearms of today – AR’s looking like Darth Vader shat them out with all that garbage hanging off them. *shakes cane from lawn chair*


Kevin November 25, 2013 at 12:19 pm


I’m not old, I’m just saying everyone who farts out an idea is like HEY GUYS GIMME $10,000


ENDO-Mike November 26, 2013 at 10:20 am

I’m going to start a kickstarter to fund a 50 page reply to your comment, written by a famous author… you just wait! ;)


SenseiJohnKreese November 24, 2013 at 10:08 am

No dice roll for critical hit multiplier with a 33% chance repeating effect? Eh, I’d rather use my bow staff!


TheBear November 24, 2013 at 05:36 pm

You mean bo staff?

Kinda derp to poke fun when you misspell the insults. Just sayin’…


Taylor TX November 24, 2013 at 06:39 pm

Bō if you really want to be a troll ha


TheBear November 24, 2013 at 11:06 pm

Oh snapped… I got trolled in my troll because I like trolling!

Are you Xzibit?


SittingDown November 25, 2013 at 05:47 am

*Begin Carlin voice* With people named Tristan Judice, you can’t go wrong. *Carlin voice ends*



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