Citizens For A Really Safe Town – Satirical Proposal

Ashland, Oregon STAND UP.  This man is looking out for you:

EPIC.  I do like how they let him talk the whole time.  Maybe they didn’t get it was satire?  I would have thought making a mockery of the city council would have been cause for them to be like “Ahhhhh ha ha ha you got us… I think you’re done now?”.  It was also awesome the guy talking kept a straight face, and a super serious tone throughout.

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Protect the people from themselves. BAN EVERYTHING!

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Chase


Comments

8 responses to “Citizens For A Really Safe Town – Satirical Proposal”

  1. …did he fit a “that’s what she said” in at 2:57?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      hahahah

  2. For those not familiar, Ashland is a town full of hippies and is the mecca for all things Bill Shakespeare. I imagine the city council was enjoying his bit as a piece of theatrical dialogue moreso than an honest plea or insult.

  3. I kind of feel like 50% of the people there were not following anything he had to say, much less identified it as satire.

  4. I have very few heroes, but I think this guy just became one of them. :)

  5. Tactical ascot.

  6. This dude should be in movies.

  7. The town is debating an ordinance banning the carry of loaded weapons or magazines in the city limits, which would be a violation of the Oregon constitution.

    He does an excellent job or parodying?? a town that bans styrofoam, plastic bags and has the highest non-immunization rate of children in the state of Oregon. Which ranks very high in the nation.