Assault Drill

Banned in 38 states, and all Walmarts:


Never forget the drill massacre in ’04.  Oh wait, that never happened…. ban assault drills anyway.  NO ONE needs this kind of drilling capacity for home improvements with high capacity lithium batteries.

Maybe we can meet halfway on an assault drill registry?

Hat tip: Gear Whores Anon



overkill556x45 March 22, 2014 at 06:54 am

B&D? Ppssshhhh. Milwaukee FTW. I just ordered an assault impact wrench for work. 700ft/lbs peak, 1100ft/lbs nut busting (tee hee). No honest person needs 700ft/lbs peak torque in a cordless impact wrench. Don’t get me started on the absurd run time of the XC 4.0 Redlithium batteries. Buy a tire iron!


Rabies March 22, 2014 at 09:26 am

nobody needs these assaullt drills, pistol grips on drills just allow you to drill from the hip. I know that our founding fathers didn’t consider automatic drills when the were writing the drilling manual.

I just heard on the news that these drills can be easily converted to automatic drivers as well, if it saves just one child it’s worth it


bigbob March 22, 2014 at 10:51 am

You can have it when you pry it from my cold dead toolbox
because if you outlaw drills, only outlaws will be able to drill


snoopycomputer March 23, 2014 at 07:09 am

Sorry to be the killjoy in a typical den of snark and smacktalk, but I got to thinking: a shoulder stock could be a really practical/useful option when you want to drill with more leverage. You could put your body weight into it.
But don’t forget the should thing that goes up.


Rabies March 23, 2014 at 07:19 am

yeah but if this was a serious idea, he’d be running a red dot.


Cargosquid March 24, 2014 at 06:57 am

I was going to add that too.

That was my first thought. Very handy.

But we also need a high capacity clip for the drill bits that I keep snapping or losing.


Taofledermaus March 23, 2014 at 10:00 pm

In other words, “it’s just a tool”. Still, if you carried this thing in public, you’d still be shot by police.


Nakedgun March 28, 2014 at 02:38 pm

Possibly; some bad guys get shot after committing robberies with replica weapons..


Snobby March 25, 2014 at 03:59 pm

Does this make corded drills the equivalent of belt feeds?


Brian March 27, 2014 at 05:39 pm

This needs to be a t-shirt . . .


Nakedgun March 28, 2014 at 02:39 pm

I don’t see a “bullet-button” attachment on the drill to slow-down replacing the battery; Felony.



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