HotShots Calendar Audition Is Begging For A Tex Grebner Parody

Tex Grebner should get back on the map by submitting a parody video of this:

I love how even HotShots acknowledges that the recruiting process has absolutely zero to do with girls who know firearms or the military.  Why would it though I guess?  The only downside is when they have to show up at events like SHOT and IWA knowing precisely zero about either it looks kind of dumb.  I’m sure none of the guys who line up for autographs care though, and probably aren’t looking to have in depth 9mm VS. .45 and Picatinny VS Keymod type debates. hah

Tex-Grebner-No-ShirtMaybe the joke is on me, and this girl has a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, and did her thesis on advanced firearms design.  She is now working at Glock developing their soon to be released rifle, and modeling is just something she does to troll other girls.

If in 2014 you haven’t moved past paper calendars, you can pick one up over at the HotShots website.




Will March 26, 2014 at 06:16 am

A hot danish girl sporting a Torshammer rather than that yucky christian cross. What’s not to like?


Regulus March 26, 2014 at 06:49 am

I’m ready to see maxhardcore work her over good. he’s an artist


Will March 27, 2014 at 03:48 am

A quick google search makes me think we have vastly different ideas of art :p
46 months in prison for porn including fisting, vomiting, urination, and barely skating another charge for simulated kiddie porn? Yeah. Artist…


TheBear March 26, 2014 at 08:25 am

Wow. …Just wow. The girl at :27 is smoking hot too.


277Volt March 26, 2014 at 12:32 pm

Gorgeous and a thesis on firearms design? If she doesn’t win a spot there isn’t a woman on the planet that deserves one.


Blehtastic March 27, 2014 at 07:19 pm

Gah, Tex Grebner. I love how this site constantly reminds me of all the guys in my subscriber feed that I will never watch again. Weapons Education, Tex Grebner, thegeartester. I won’t unsub, because gun community, but what pomposity and social incompetence…

Also, bewbs and guns why? Totally different and separate parts of my brain. I don’t get it.



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