Pro-Gun White Rapper Stitches

What a scholarly looking 18 year old gent.  Glad to have him on our side:

Brick In Yo Face!  Perfectly reasonable to get a joker style scar tattoo on your face, and an AK on your cheek pointed towards your mouth.  Do you Stitches… do you.  I see you have a son who looks to be around the age of 2 or 3… please tell me he already has tattoos and sells baby cocaine or at least plays with huge amounts of similac powder just to become accustomed to powder?

I got an AK-47 on my face, ho / So you know I don’t shoot no pistol

Real talk Stitches.  That lady of streets will indeed know you do not fire anything but rifles, contrary to a few pictures on your Instagram page.

Is this an accurate sampling of Miami Dade county?  The bawsss Rick Ross AKA Officer Ricky AKA Ricky Rozay is also from Dade county as supported by the song Bitch I’m From Dade County.  Must be a rough place.

Oh and one more thing… if you’re sitting down make sure to check out his Instagram page.  

*Gasp* a “DUCK?” I’ve been called a lot of things online, but never a duck…. I’m so offended.

Stitches-RapperHat tip: Kevin, Jayson, Eric

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funnybookz May 2, 2014 at 02:32 am

Duck, duck, goose?

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Barbie May 20, 2016 at 09:44 pm

This tha man. Fuk
Y’all N fuk tha police!! #FUCKAJOB

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Barbie May 20, 2016 at 09:47 pm

Yep u stupit.

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russeh May 2, 2014 at 05:00 am

Unforgivably bad rap. We need an ENDO playlist of shit that doesn’t suck, with gangsta hits such as Hold An AK.

Just hold your breath, and by the time you start feeling woozy, this guy will have committed suicide by cop somewhere. Dade PD is pretty wild. But shit, with dudes like this running around, you know they gotta be on point.

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Barbie May 20, 2016 at 09:46 pm

This boi’d kill u. #CUM2DADENTRY

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Barbie May 20, 2016 at 09:47 pm

U kno b Nuttin of DADE

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JoeDeke May 2, 2014 at 05:10 am

Bitch I got extendos!

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matt RRC May 4, 2014 at 07:07 pm

BITCH I GOT EXTENDOS! GO PLAY YOUR NINTENDO!

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Miguel May 2, 2014 at 05:12 am

I want to apologize for the good people of Miami. No, this excreta is in no way representative of how people behave down here…mostly because if you are acting like a dick in a car with an AK, you run the risk of getting your ass shot by a retiree or a mom on going to Publix.

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deborah zuniga May 13, 2014 at 06:26 am

The realization is that my fifteen year old thinks it’s the bomb and so do his high school friends for his uncle showed it to us and then my son showed it to his pals now everyone at Coral Springs High School is down with stitches. Face it our kids love this , our parents looked down on us for Two Live Crew and NEW Times are changing but I know my generation that listened to old school did not turn out all that bad. In a few years someone else will surprise us even worse I just hope they are not as scary as this guy is because he is intimidating and with all the problems coming out of dade county you would think that they so would try and stop this kind of stuff but they did not stop 2 live Crew…..

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devon May 2, 2014 at 05:55 am

All the flashy rental cars but he cant get a better gun than a Tapco’d out sks? I guess cocaine isnt the high dollar business we thought.

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Kevin May 2, 2014 at 07:31 am

My thoughts exactly!

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Jeff May 2, 2014 at 06:02 am

has an AK on his face but probably only owns a shitty tacticool SKS like in his photo

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UBERhighspeed May 3, 2014 at 03:26 pm

judging by the other pictures I’ve seen of him, it appears to be sadly true… but those extendos make all the difference. No reloads, you know…

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Scott May 2, 2014 at 06:04 am

FFL better have my century arms AK when i come to collect it.

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Skip11B May 2, 2014 at 06:08 am

I cringed, I laughted, i raised an eye brow, i got sick…

then he said extendo, WTF? I easily deduced what he meant by extendo’s but to imply that they hold infinite ammo he clearly misunderstands firearms.

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Seb May 2, 2014 at 06:28 am

‘ole cup o flour boy
extendos
SK’d duh fuk up
smells bad cheese often

24 carrot plastic grills
YEAHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOI!

Dude what the shit did I just watch? Is so bad. I must watch again

I would rob the fuck out of this guy. And set hellraiser free.

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Dan May 2, 2014 at 06:51 am

I just don’t even…

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Gwolf May 2, 2014 at 07:24 am

Taking bets that his real name is Mumpsie Hickenpoop III, and his parents want their credit cards back after getting the bill for this crapola.

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PrzFghtr May 2, 2014 at 08:36 am

Miami Beach…the armpit of Florida.

Feel sorry for his son.

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Dracon1201 May 2, 2014 at 09:29 am

It was so crap, he just made me laugh. Then he said, “B- I got extendos,” I just lost it. I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time.

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Carl May 2, 2014 at 09:31 am

This dude is HORRIBLE! Pro gun or pro crack? If thats pro gun, then I see why they want to have mental background checks. This wask-ass rapper is the last person I want to see with a gun. And if im not mistaken, isn’t that a SKS he’s holding. At any rate, this dude ain’t no EMCEE. He’s a dope dealer rapper wannabee. Worldstar hits don’t equate to success idiot.

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jim bob May 2, 2014 at 10:10 am

i take mild offense at this entry today. it is not very kind to poke fun at the developmentally disabled.

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Carl May 2, 2014 at 10:16 am

He did say extendos…

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ENDO-Mike May 2, 2014 at 10:55 am

They are the new “High capacity assault clip!”

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Carl May 2, 2014 at 10:23 am

And why in the pick is the bipod open when its one of those hybrid foregrip-pod jobs going on there?

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Carl May 2, 2014 at 10:24 am

Ahhhh, I’m done with this dude!

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ENDO-Mike May 2, 2014 at 10:56 am

Hopefully he’s done with rap music.

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Carl May 2, 2014 at 11:22 am

Indeed.

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Seb May 2, 2014 at 10:31 am

tactical elite high speed word of the day:

extendos

They’re like cheetos but fer yer gunz

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Jayson May 2, 2014 at 11:27 am

ahahhahah i love it. in that OMG kind of way

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GameChanger May 2, 2014 at 11:46 am

Isn’t it ironic that this guy should actually have his mouth stitched shut? Do the US a favor and stitch his pee hole shut as well, one kid is enough for this guy!

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Jayson May 2, 2014 at 01:48 pm

bitch i got extendoz
bitch i got extendoz
don’t playwithmeboy don’t playwithmeboy
go play your NINTENDO!!!

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pointblank4445 May 2, 2014 at 02:44 pm

WTF is this shit?

It frustrates me that people such as this exist….don’t let me down, Florida.

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Never Go Full Yeager May 2, 2014 at 04:19 pm
Dogxhead May 2, 2014 at 04:11 pm

DICK IN YO FACE! I PUT MY DICK IN YO FACE! WHATCHA GON DOOO WITH IT?!

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heavyfire7537 May 3, 2014 at 07:18 am

LMFAO

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John F. May 3, 2014 at 08:58 am

BFD. Why is anyone getting their knickers bunched up over this? For this particular genre, I’ve seen mighty worse. Both content and production value.

Don’t forget, most politicians commit various forms of violence upon the American people that make Stitches look like Poppin’ Fresh.

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tincankilla May 3, 2014 at 12:48 pm

coming next week: a DiFi press conference about extendos…

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Manny Fresco May 3, 2014 at 04:38 pm

I like hip hop as much as you, but this sucks. Why even give him the exposure?

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V May 3, 2014 at 09:07 pm

At least he has his finger off the trigger in the thumbnail.

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Claywon May 4, 2014 at 11:53 am

MORE

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Sun May 4, 2014 at 04:08 pm

he’s probably a really nice guy in real life. But i think he’s too young to own a gun..

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VinceF May 4, 2014 at 04:19 pm

Is it normal to bleed from the eyes? I think I just suffered a microaneurysm.

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Aaron May 4, 2014 at 10:39 pm

Hmm, kid watched too many movies, listened to too much ICP and needs to go away…I feel bad for that kid thinking his daddy is normal. Folks, this kind of person is the reason why guns are ‘scarey’ and creates unnecessary laws. This ruins the image of a real pro-gunner.

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matt RRC May 5, 2014 at 06:46 am

Future ENDO clothing model? I smell money! “I got that shirt in yo face, now what you gonna do wit it?”

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Cap May 7, 2014 at 12:05 pm

White rapper talking about coke and guns, gauntlet dropped –
http://youtu.be/0Rao92BM62g?t=1m32s
1:32 – 2:16

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ENDO-Mike May 7, 2014 at 12:11 pm

haha “the SKS with the bayonet”!

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Andrew May 17, 2014 at 11:44 am
ENDO-Mike May 21, 2014 at 05:05 pm

hahaha amazing

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Pinhead December 10, 2014 at 07:39 am

This fuckin dude makes Tapco SKS owners like myself look worse than we already do.
#livingpaychecktopaycheck #tapcosaleatbasspro #extendosjammedmysks

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Jack April 20, 2015 at 12:35 pm

As someone born and raised in Miami/Ft Lauderdale, I can vouch this dude was a failed abortion at one point. Literally no one associates with this guy. Just another loud mouth punk.

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